@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:
The blorkchain apocalypse is made up of three distinct groups of people: the tech utopians, who are unfortunately wrong; the trader bros, who are unfortunately right; and the suckers, who are unfortunate.