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NfNitLoop ("Cody Casterline 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

If the assertion is that Iran can't be permitted to acquire nuclear weapons because they've threatened to use them to wipe out other nations, surely the U.S. now forfeits its own right to such weapons, now that our "leader" has said:

"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."

Someone needs to remove that deranged man from power before he does something so bad that the rest of the world has to go to war with us.

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pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

Prediction: Iran will still exist tomorrow.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/04/07/hes-absolutely-utterly-insane-and-a-danger-to-the-world/

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. | don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

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Boosted by pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷"):
CharlotteEowyn@chaosfem.tw ("'i am no man' Charlotte Eowyn!") wrote:

@TheJen @FeloniousPunk @scottjenson @Gargron

The entire AI industry is built on:

*stolen art
*stolen literature (also a form of art)
*trying to get the benefits of labor without any obligation to labor.
*wallstreet techbro bullshit.

The Fediverse is INHERENTLY a space started by decentralized tech people, queer people, trans people, BIPOC people, disabled people - it has a lot, a LOT of marginalized people, a lot of artists, a lot of 'hey I am gay and marginalized in like 20 different ways' people.

Asking why we don't like AI is like going into the NAACP and asking why they don't welcome the clan. Or going into an Autism Self Advocacy Network meeting and asking why they don't like Autism Speaks. Or going to a 'No Kings' rally with a trump hat on.

THE AI BROS ARE THE ENEMY. They are indifferent to the suffering they cause at best and benefit from it at worst.

There can literally be no room for pop culture tolerance of AI anything. Give it an inch and it will literally destroy the world. (literally: AI has completely reversed all of our progress on global warming and because of what its done to the trendlines, we are on progress towards a hothouse earth at current.)

Probably not the response you wanted, but hey, AI isn't what we wanted, either.

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pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

Oh, OK Canada, we'll stay on our side of the border for now.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/04/07/are-you-relieved-canada/

US-Canada border

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

Security debt, solved.

there are some incredibly creative people in github marketing.

Leverage security campaigns and Copilot Autofix to reduce application vulnerabilities.

oh god, my side, it hurts

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baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

Or, to use a different bubble as an example, no matter how strongly you believed in the web, long term, talking up dot-com stocks at the tail end of that bubble would have been fundamentally irresponsible and, indeed, would have been a big red flag to others signalling that you are a major unrepentant asshole

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baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

Anybody who, during a trillion dollar financial bubble coupled with an equally seismic political movement, routinely picks up the plausible-sounding positive "AI facts" published by people who stand to gain from either bubble or movement is doing both us and themselves a disservice

Even if you truly believe your positive opinion on "AI" is warranted, giving these ideas a platform is equivalent to hyping up sub-prime mortgages in late 2007. It's fundamentally irresponsible even if you were right

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

thank you for witching

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baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

RE: https://toot.cafe/@baldur/116300859215261350

For reasons, I'm reminded of this thread from a couple of weeks ago that I wrote in an attempt to remind people to be extra-sceptical of bubble-inflating news coming from those who benefit from a financial bubble, even if it looks plausible

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Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
Unixbigot@aus.social ("Kit Bashir") wrote:

The first message from the Outsiders was the classical prime numbers palimpsest. After we established a working language (147 years of agonizing lightspeed back and forth) they sent us the plans for superliminal communication. Don’t get overexcited, it only propagates at 16c so it still took another lifetime to get online on galactinet and download the Galactic Commons application pack. Then, like it was the simplest thing of all, the Others asked us had we gotten our Galactibank verification code okay and what was it. Fortunately, we didn’t evolve yesterday.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

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baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

Today's the last day of the Easter sale and your last chance to get a bundle of pretty much all of my ebooks at a 60% discount, at least for a while

https://payhip.baldurbjarnason.com/b/QHWZc

The highlights include Out of the Software Crisis, which pulls together concepts on software dev that I've found to be useful
https://softwarecrisis.baldurbjarnason.com/

And The Intelligence Illusion, which is effectively an inventory of all of the reasons why generative models are fundamentally bad for business

https://illusion.baldurbjarnason.com/

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

clang, c'mon, you can do better

narrator: it could not do better

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

REPNE SCASD to you too

naive performance vs REPNE SCASD. naive is surprisingly not that much more expensive

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adele@social.pollux.casa ("Adële 🐁") wrote:

New version of #SmolFedi, a lightweight, no-JavaScript Fediverse client written in PHP. It respects #smolweb specs.

It works fine with all basic browser such as #netsurf So you can access Fediverse on #retro computer have a basic browser (need cookies feature).

You can install it on a simple web server with php8.x / pdo_sqlite / php_curl

https://codeberg.org/adele/smolfedi

Test it on https://smolfedi.pollux.casa/ and log to all your fediverse instances (tested on #gotosocial and #mastodon). You can connect to multiple account and switch between them easily.

#smallweb #fediverse

screenshot in light theme
screenshot in dark theme

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baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

If this were a novel, a space disaster timed to coincide with the needless destruction of the energy and resource infrastructure needed to keep big chunks of the world functional would be a devastating "all is lost" moment.

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baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

Given the earlier concerns about the heat shielding and, y'know, persistent "what would be the most demoralising thing to us all that could happen right now" thoughts, I have to admit that I have some anxiety about Artemis II return journey.

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

spongeboob

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i would simply mmap 2**42 bits of virtual memory

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Boosted by kornel ("Kornel"):
faden ("Andrew Faden") wrote:

Famous quotes from NASA mission comms:
- Apollo 11: "The Eagle has landed"
- Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem"
- Artemis 2: "We are still updating Outlook so everything but email is go"

Attachments:

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Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
elizayer ("Elizabeth Ayer") wrote:

I'm a big fan of this explanation/rant from Andrew Murphy.

Taken as a whole, there are many bottlenecks in a corporate software development process. The "load-bearing" calendar is a great example!

Speeding up code creation just increases pressure on the bottleneck, which decreases throughput.

https://andrewmurphy.io/blog/if-you-thought-the-speed-of-writing-code-was-your-problem-you-have-bigger-problems

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Boosted by GuillaumeL@hachyderm.io ("BigSaur G"):
aral@mastodon.ar.al ("Aral Balkan") wrote:

American president: fuck shit fuck die boom boom!

Mainstream media: The strategy behind the president’s unorthodox approach to international conflict and diplomacy appears to be…

American president: I go wee wee on your head!

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slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

Welp, It looks like Apple lied outright about how it's stifling browsers in its latest DMA compliance report with the EU. Will they pay any price? Will the press (finally) cover the web as an engine of interoperability and our best hope for an open mobile future?

https://infrequently.org/2026/04/the-web-is-an-antitrust-wedge/

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Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange ("abadidea") wrote:

I do not have a sub or a free access link with which to read the New Yorker article on whether Sam Altman is a habitual liar. But I can say this.

I was raised by a man who’d lie constantly. He’d promise me anything and everything, and there was always some last-second off-screen emergency that prevented it from being fulfilled. When I questioned why we were always broke if he made so much money, he assured me I just didn’t understand yet how expensive life really is; as an adult with less income and more mortgage who’s nonetheless in the black, I know it literally doesn’t add up.

Sam Altman triggers my instinctive disgust reflex. Every photo, every video, every voice clip fills me with an urge to either scream at him or get the fuck away. I don’t know this man. But I know his damage.

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Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
jenniferplusplus@hachyderm.io ("Jenniferplusplus") wrote:

There are only a few places online where people can gather and interact that _isn't_ massively tipping the scales in favor of AI. But there's no secret cabal of terminally online posters coordinating harassment campaigns to keep AI fans out. (As a terminally online poster, I feel like I would know) It's just that they're not popular here. Which is, actually, extremely predictable. They are artificially supported everywhere else, so if course this space has a higher proportion of members who are less than interested.

So, if we're an unusually tough crowd, it's because they did a bunch of crowd manipulation most everywhere else. And if they can't handle a tough crowd, that is no reason to suggest doing that same crowd manipulation here. 🤷‍♀️

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Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
plexus@toot.cat ("Arne Brasseur") wrote:

It's clear that AI assisted coding is dividing developers (welcome to the culture wars!). I've seen a few blog posts now that talk about how some people just "love the craft", "delight in making something just right, like knitting", etc, as opposed to people who just "want to make it work". As if that explains the divide.

How about this, some people resent the notion of being a babysitter to a stochastic token machine, hastening their own cognitive decline. Some people resent paying rent to a handful of US companies, all coming directly out of the TESCREAL human extinction cult, to be able to write software. Some people resent the "worse is better" steady decline of software quality over the past two decades, now supercharged. Some people resent that the hegemonic computing ecosystem is entirely shaped by the logic of venture capital. Some people hate that the digital commons is walled off and sold back to us. Oh and I guess some people also don't like the thought of making coding several orders of magnitude more energy intensive during a climate emergency.

But sure, no, it's really because we mourn the loss of our hobby.

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Boosted by jwz:
th@v.st ("Trammell Hudson") wrote:

There's no five pin DIN so how do i connect these to my euro rack?

Albert Heijn packaging for "MIDI cucumbers"

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Boosted by jwz:
Nickiquote@mstdn.social wrote:

Not convinced about the new US Army Chief of Staff, tbh. #Trump #USpol #IranWar

Times front page: Picture of Trump and Melania standing on the White House Balcony with someone in an Easter Bunny fursuit. President Trump and the first lady were joined by an Easter bunny at the White House egg roll, where the US leader appeared to criticise UK inaction on Iran. Page 6 Trump threatens to bomb Iran 'into the Stone Age' President vows to target power plants unless Tehran submits to US demands

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Boosted by andreu@andreubotella.com ("Andreu Botella :verified_enby:"):
webhackfest@floss.social ("Web Engines Hackfest") wrote:

Look, the Web Engines Hackfest is now a W3C-endorsed conference: https://www.w3.org/events/conferences/2026/2026-web-engines-hackfest/
Some working groups might arrange meetings at the hackfest. Thanks to @w3c for your support and collaboration.

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db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

i love when Figma zooms in to 97% - yeah that's exactly what i want thank you

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

Programs in those days were freely exchanged among corporations