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db@social.lol ("David Bushell ☕") wrote:

seeing CrUX / core web vitals remain steady after a major rebuild

pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

That face belongs in the dictionary, next to the word "disgust".

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/02/16/epstein-left-a-slime-trail-everywhere-he-went/

fribbledom ("muesli") wrote:

2:37am.

Me: "Okay. We fake unconsciousness until the body commits. Same strategy as yesterday!"

Brain: "Cool. Quick counterpoint: remember that embarrassing thing from 2009?"

fribbledom ("muesli") wrote:

Sleep is basically me pretending to be unconscious until my body goes:

"Fine. He's not moving. Initiating system restart sequence."

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
stefanhoeltgen ("µP") wrote:

Richard Russel posted a #BBCBASIC program for a #NeuralNetwork application (for #PatternRecognition) with a training dataset in the language's forum:

https://www.bbcbasic.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1825

#BASIC #AI #ArtificialIntelligence

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
AkaSci@fosstodon.org ("AkaSci 🛰️") wrote:

President Barack Obama, former First Lady Michelle Obama, Stephen Curry and Ayesha Curry at the 2026 NBA All-Star Game in Los Angeles.
🏀 ❤️
2/n

jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

this looks like a really interesting effort:

https://www.inpursuit.org/

the “lesson schedule”: https://www.inpursuit.org/schedule

baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

100.8 ÷ 99.3 = 1.01510574

I'm guessing the 0.8 increase in output and the 0.7 reduction input are rounded in the abstract which is why we get 1.5% instead of 1.4%.

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cloudhop@equestria.social ("Erik McClure") wrote:

It's either very funny or very depressing to watch executives trip over themselves to prove who has the worst understanding of what software development actually entails.

baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

That feeling when referencing you and your writing has basically become the industry shorthand for intractable and unreasonable opposition.

Writing for software developers sure feels like a waste of time sometimes.

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
iris_meredith ("Iris") wrote:

RE: https://mastodon.social/@glyph/116072105823598977

You should definitely support Glyph: they do really good work and are clever and such. And I'm not just saying that because they've been complimentary about *my* work in the past.

jwz wrote:

Ticket to ride, AI highway
Tell all your friends, they can go my way

Rang dang diggedy dang di-dang
Rang dang diggedy dang di-dang

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jwz wrote:

@nobody Previously: https://youtu.be/O%5FSpZ8oldxg?si=k00zmMyQmyeweway&t=119

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jwz wrote:

@nobody I prefer the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSPT27XyY1U

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jwz wrote:

@jbz "I denied a cocaine pull request and then a cocaine posted a hit piece about me. And then someone wrote an article about it but actually cocaine made up a bunch of quotes by me."

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jwz wrote:

@theorangetheme It is completely opt-in. Your room comes equipped with a mirror, a spread-out line and a stainless straw, but if you call down to the concierge desk, someone will come up and flush that down the toilet for you. If that's really what you want. By the way here is a pamphlet about our ethical cocaine initiative.

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jwz wrote:

@driusan You can even combine the two!

"Investors see hope in rich people's yacht money despite cocaine fears igniting a turbulent week for markets"

"Cocaine wasn't the biggest engine of rich people's yacht money growth in 2025, despite assumptions"

"The cost of cocaine slop could cause a rethink that reshapes rich people's yacht money"

"Cocaine is transforming rich people's yacht money -- not destroying it"

"Cocaine spending frenzy could reshape rich people's yacht money, CIOs say"

Boosted by ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕"):
ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕") wrote:

Me, Jenny, and Max chat about the latest episode of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms on our cute little self-hosted podcast: https://chriswere.wales/oursisthetheory/

Attachments:

• audio: Dunk angers the Targaryens and demands trial by combat. When Aerion calls for a trial of seven, Dunk must find six warriors to join him in battle.

Boosted by jwz:
driusan@doomscroller.social ("D") wrote:

@jwz@mastodon.social A selection of headlines from finance.yahoo.com today:

- "Dark side of cocaine": Wall Street weighs stock sell-off over disruption fears
- Rampant cocaine demand for memory is fueling a chip crisis
- The Big Tech losers as cocaine fears wipe billions off valuations

ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕") wrote:

I've really been enjoying making non YouTube, non big tech based content, but I can't lie, it's a bit tricky to adjust to not knowing how many people are listening.

For anyone interested in my non YouTube stuff, check out http://chriswere.wales

Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
brucelawson@vivaldi.net ("Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊") wrote:

TIL "vlog" is the technical term for a really good fibrous poo that you get after a few days eating vegan food.

baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

RE: https://tldr.nettime.org/@tante/116079709866264832

Also, it “predicts” that over half of that productivity boost would come from layoffs. (Economic productivity = output / input, e.g. revenue / number of employees, so whole org productivity as measured can often be juiced by reducing headcount)

jwz wrote:

The following DJ - who, to his credit. Is wearing a shirt - "don't wanna see no pussy ass bullshit".

In summary dubstep is a land of contrasts. Make some noise.

jwz wrote:

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that this DJ is evidence that "The Situation" did not use condoms.

Boosted by ruben_wolff ("Ruben Wolff"):
knowmadd@mastodon.world ("Kévin") wrote:

Q: I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?

What do you think the LLM output was?

Please; review the output.

#ai #LLM #ai

jwz wrote:

JFC we got dubstep Marky Mark in the house, I almost can't hear his black metal abs groan over the sound of the neighbors doing woodwork. *taps headset* I am being informed

Boosted by ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕"):
stuffifound@pixelfed.social ("Stuff I found") wrote:

Watch out for men in suits. They are the worst kind!

#anticapitalism #EatTheRich #FeedThePoor #capitalism #capitalists #MenInSuits #activism #anarchism #socialism

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mhd@tilde.zone wrote:

@jwz Works for the code side of things, fails with music, though. You can't just lock people in with a bunch of GPUs and get Rumours.

jwz wrote:

"RFKjr's cocaine told me what vegetables to stuff up my butt."

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jedbrown@hachyderm.io ("Jed Brown") wrote:

RE: https://mastodon.social/@jwz/116078186911677336

Every week another "AI" booster rushes out: "I started taking amphetamines three times a day and now I'm the next Paul Erdős!"

And invariably within days or weeks, we find them walking dazed across traffic, car doors open in the middle of the intersection with a baby inside, to scratch a proof on a lightpole. The proof is always wrong.