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db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

just me, or is this poorly written?

https://www.netlify.com/blog/stance-on-ai-training-data/

— why all that waffle about opt-in when there is nothing to opt-in to and therefore no user setting

(jaded take: they're softening the blow before they start selling data and redefine what "consent" and "your data" means)

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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
jukkan@mstdn.social ("Jukka Niiranen") wrote:

LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy."

Microsoft: At long last, we have created the Clawpilot from the classic shitpost "Microsoft will pivot from Copilot to Clawpilot".

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7430947857916039168/

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/project-lobster-week-1-update-omar-shahine-hrwsc/

One for Pivot To AI, @davidgerard

#Microsoft #OpenClaw #Copilot #Clawpilot #TormentNexus

Right side: "Claw" is the new "vibe". So, you can be sure we'll see Microsoft introduce this term into its product marketing, one way or another.🦀 But they need to act fast, because if you search for "clawpilot" there's already a bunch of OpenClaw related projects and services. Including hosted OpenClaw instances, of course. Maybe they could rename Microsoft Agent 365 to Microsoft Claw 365? If Satya isn't yet ready to declare his org "The Clawpilot Company" just yet. Any other branding ideas? Drake meme pic with Copilot vs. Clawpilot. - Left side: Omar Shahine, Corporate Vice President @ Microsoft - OpenCalw + M365 In practice, we organized into four squads spanning two continents. A platform squad in Redmond building the cloud runtime. A Microsoft Teams squad tasked with mapping out how to wire the agent into the surface where 320 million people already work, a team shaping how we build on OpenClaw itself, thinking about identity, infrastructure, APIs, provenance, long-term servicing, and more. We're partnering with an internal team in Oslo, Norway that's been building a desktop runtime we call ClawPilot, giving us 24/7 engineering coverage across time zones. ClawPilot is a Mac and Windows app that is being used internally to experiment with claw-like agentic workflows. We envision this app  becoming a desktop app that is seamlessly integrated into the overall experience.

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db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

random notes on bespoke WordPress development in 2026
https://dbushell.com/notes/2026-04-23T06:04Z/

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mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io ("mekka okereke :verified:") wrote:

I'm done with Democrats that want civil rights and accountability for everyone except the police.

https://calmatters.org/justice/2019/02/xavier-becerra-police-misconduct-records/

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gumnos@bsd.cafe ("Tim Chase") wrote:

Okay, whoever authored this deserves a raise

A fake press-release, "Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one" (from The Chaser, attributed to Tom Basso)

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merlinwisdom ("Merlin's Wisdom Project") wrote:

When you die, your family will be charged $100 for every time you've ever honked your car horn. I cannot tell you how I know this, but please just understand with all sober certainty how very important it is that you never again honk your car horn.

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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
QueerMatters@mstdn.social ("Bloo (they/she) 🍓 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉") wrote:

I have no idea what I'm gonna do if I don't get this coding job. I've applied for 100s of roles, I have a 100% failure rate with all the interviews I have had (even with good feedback).

Being an autistic worker sucks. So few jobs are WfH, even fewer of them actually involve NOT fucking other people up or making society worse.

It feels like I have to forge my own path, but that also has its huge downsides.

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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
MaskedRyder@cyberpunk.lol wrote:

EDIT: got the $45!! Thank you so much!! 💜

I need help making ends meet for the remainder of the month. Part of my goal has been met on Bluesky, but help has dried up there. Anything helps. Including letting me know what Mutual Aid accounts to tag/follow.

I only need $45 more and I'm covered until payday. Please. Bills are covered, I just need some groceries and hygiene items to last the next week. I get my disability payment on the 1st of May.

$120/$120

@mutualaid@fedigroups.social
@mutualaid@ovo.st
@disability
@lgbtq

#MABoost
#MutualAid #DisabilityAid #TransCrowdFund

https://venmo.com/u/Onua-Ryder
https://www.paypal.me/nevaronua
https://cash.app/$OnyxOnua

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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
maddiefuzz@masto.hackers.town ("Ember in the Pattern Buffer") wrote:

47%

Still trying to make rent this month. Please help if you’re able.

https://ko-fi.com/maddiefuzz

#mutualaid

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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
startups@vivaldi.net ("Pirates.BZ Tech Startup News") wrote:

SpaceX has warned in its IPO filing that orbital AI data centres may never work, citing significant technical complexity and unproven technologies. The filing contradicts Elon Musk's claim at Davos that space-based AI was a no-brainer achievable within 2-3 years. SpaceX targets a 1.75 trillion USD valuation. https://thenextweb.com/news/spacex-orbital-data-centres-ipo-risk-disclosure #Tech #Startup #News #SpaceTech

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soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

Always disheartening to be reminded that a certain rapist exists when you get an IETF mailing list email

https://geekfeminism.fandom.com/wiki/Jacob%5FAppelbaum%5Frape%5Freport

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Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
evmar@inuh.net ("Evan Martin") wrote:

New blog post: Theseus, a static Windows emulator
An new old approach to emulation.

https://neugierig.org/software/blog/2026/04/theseus.html

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Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
carnage4life@mas.to ("Dare Obasanjo") wrote:

Prediction markets are doing a better job of policing insider trading by government officials than the actual government agencies whose job it is do that.

From “drain the swamp” to “fill it with monsters”.

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glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

brb changing my social media bio on every site to "guy who might one day write a blog post about LLMs"

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glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

I want to be clear that this is pretty divorced from my own views of likely scenarios, even likely nightmare scenarios, so they're not getting this from me.

If you're reading this and you're involved in LLM hype, I'd really like you to take a moment to pause and examine the fact that this is the commonly accepted peer wisdom in a 2nd-grade classroom right now. That their parents' generation is actively involved in betraying them to a distant and inscrutable machine-god of pure greed.

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glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

Talking to my 8-year-old about my upcoming Way Too Big Blog Post About genAI. I explain that my goal is to describe why I think it's bad, because it's really complicated and hard to understand, and so I don't blame people who disagree.

They ask, matter-of-factly, "Oh, are you trying to get people to stop using it because if they don't stop then by the time my generation grows up, nobody will have jobs any more and everyone will be poor because AI will just do everything and keep all the money?"

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jef ("Jef Poskanzer") wrote:

I'm not aware of any witch activity in Monterey. Now Capitola on the other hand is infested with sea witches:

dozens of witches on stand-up paddle boards

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jef ("Jef Poskanzer") wrote:

My brothers and sisters and other siblings of the Triple Goddess, meet your new Secretary of the Navy, Hung Cao: "There’s a place in Monterey, California called Lovers Point. The original name was Lovers of Christ Point, but now it’s become, they took out the ‘Christ,’ it’s Lovers Point and it's really, Monterey is a very dark place now, with a lot of witchcraft and the Wiccan community has really taken over and we can’t let that happen in Virginia."

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Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
pleaseclap@techhub.social ("Stanley Black-Decker") wrote:

"How paranoid are you?"
*guy who is me who just built a web application to get notified when imaging satellites fly overhead*: "Just paranoid enough to be funny"

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glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

I know y'all are nerds (non-derogatory) but please do keep in mind that one of my goals with converging on a term to use consistently is making my writing easily comprehensible by a large audience. I am talking about the crud that we all have to talk about all the time now, and I want to be as congruent as possible with common usage without unnecessarily contributing to hype

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glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

Bonus round!

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glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

Style guide question: how to consistently refer to the umbrella of generative AI, including LLMs and diffusion image/audio generators?

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Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
wachoperro@rebel.ar ("Wachoperro") wrote:

@davidgerard
Speedrun: Prompt injection into Bluesky outage%

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Grouchybeast ("The Grouchybeast") wrote:

@davidgerard The otherwise great paper on LLMs hallucinating images in image analysis benchmarking made me facepalm when they used ChatGPT to assess some of the output. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LLMS MAKE THINGS UP WHEN ASKED TO ANALYSE DATA! THAT IS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE THESIS OF YOUR PAPER!

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zkat@fedi.zkat.tech ("Katerina Marchán") wrote:

I'm really really liking GTS so far, dang. I'll give it a few days and then do a migration, I guess. Feel free to follow this account. I'm going to be posting primarily from here and boosting from toot.cat for now.

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zkat@fedi.zkat.tech ("Katerina Marchán") wrote:

lfggggggg
https://boriken.social/@Iusef/116445255501902770

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zkat@fedi.zkat.tech ("Katerina Marchán") wrote:

new, highly-relevant header image just dropped.

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zkat@fedi.zkat.tech ("Katerina Marchán") wrote:

can someone remind me what I need to do so people's posts and accounts actually show up for me when using a single-person instance? Cause I keep going to accounts and they say "0 posts"...

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neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

And the code is now live! https://source.tube/neatnik/php-ircv3-filehost

It works, but still hasn’t been tested exhaustively, and definitely needs some more thought put into the list of allowed file types.

I’ll soon update my IRC guide (https://www.neatnik.net/setting-up-an-irc-server/) with detailed instructions on how to get this up and running on Ergo IRC servers.

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

take up smoking or die in a plane crash -- AI Bertrand Russell