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Anathema wrote:

Given I’m not supposed to drink alcohol just now I should find a replacement I can use to deal with my feelings when I accidentally look at the news or think about Britain.

Anathema wrote:

If it weren’t for cheese I think I could happily go vegan

Reblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope"):
neauoire@merveilles.town ("Devine Lu Linvega") wrote:

"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?"

"No- wait, Dracula?"

"Yes!"

"You're vampires?"

"Yes. We have pamphlets."

"Vampires have missionaries?"

"Where else would new vampires come from?"

"I assumed you bit people."

"There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"

Anathema wrote:

Brushing your baked potatoes in oil is a pro move, would recommend

Anathema wrote:

Ok think I have all my travel documents sorted, fixed the suitcase handle, checked-in and printed boarding passes.

Actually packing the bags should be easy by comparison?

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Fucked. Just fucked.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2021/09/05/i-knew-that/

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

I'll be addressing bored passers-by and enemies later today.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2021/09/05/once-again-ill-expose-myself-on-youtube/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfXugbVUF4I

cmiksche ("Christoph Miksche") wrote:

Can’t wait to see how #Creationists will react when the find out #Parthenogenesis is real.

owl@beach.city wrote:

NeaR:A tomato

Anathema wrote:

Going to kick the next brexit voter I meet in the teeth

Anathema wrote:

I'm defeated by bureaucracy

owl@beach.city wrote:

Neighbours.

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• A fluffy grey and white cat sits in the distance, while the blurry observing head of a grey tabby cat is seen close to the camera. (remote)
• A white/black/orange multicoloured cat sits on a wooden handrail. Next to it, on a wooden fence, is a dark grey tabby cat. They both look content. (remote)

Anathema wrote:

If I got back to working in an office full time I could leave my Aeron there and get a new chair for home that has HOTAS mounting points and build a proper Captain's Chair....

Anathema wrote:

Covid + Brexit has really fucked the travel insurance options from UK providers eh?

cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope") wrote:

Huh. Elfeed's kinda cool.

https://github.com/skeeto/elfeed

cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope") wrote:

(That this is the best way for me to get information about my ISP's outages just feels so stupid.)

cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope") wrote:

TFW you log in to Twitter for the first time in forever just so you can look up your ISP's twitter account to see if other people in your area are experiencing outages.

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laemeur@mastodon.sdf.org ("LÆMEUR") wrote:

#Batman is serious business! Take him seriously! Because costumed vigilantes are not silly, they're very serious subjects for dramatic film!

#art #drawing #illustration

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• A cartoon of Batman, costumed as in the upcoming film The Batman, with disproportionately heavy armor on his upper body. The speech balloons read: "Call me The Batman. That's Body-Armor/Tactical MAN. It's nothing to do with... bats. That would be silly." (remote)

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redoak@social.coop ("Red 🍂 Oak") wrote:

I just boosted a post about this year's comedy wildlife photography awards but then I noticed it was a link to an aggregation blog. Here's a direct link to the finalist gallery -- https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/finalists/2021_finalists.php -- there are indeed some funny ones this year!

fribbledom ("muesli") wrote:

99 problems but a beach ain't one!

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Who knew that vaginas were an important respiratory organ in women?

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2021/09/04/just-basic-science/

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civodul@toot.aquilenet.fr ("Ludovic Courtès") wrote:

Thanks to @roptat and to the translators, https://guix.gnu.org is now available in two new languages: Taiwanese and Turkish. 👏

You can help translate #Guix and its web site to your language, we'd love that!

👉 https://guix.gnu.org/manual/devel/en/html_node/Translating-Guix.html

#l10n #FreeSoftware #LinguisticDiversity

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cmiksche ("Christoph Miksche") wrote:

Look at the statistics, how Tor is used - most is no good for the general public.

It is basically a platform which helps criminals. That many western countries still allow it because of the few benefits like anonymity of whistleblowers could be stupid because things like that are only a very very small percentage between hardcore criminals ...

Gargron ("Eugen") wrote:

Thoughts on new #Leprous album?

cmiksche ("Christoph Miksche") wrote:

Before you help something like the Tor network, I2P or cryptocurrencies, please think about it first.

How many criminal scumbags will be happy to capitalize on your free help?!

Nothing is black or white, and I think most of these services primarily helped criminals.

There is a reason why we don't have anonymity on the Internet or in real life - how many ppl would just screw you over in real life if nothing would happen after it?

owl@beach.city wrote:

Abba dark gritty reboot

owl@beach.city wrote:

this shit is bananas *waves magic wand and turns 💩 into 🍌*

owl@beach.city wrote:

carpentester

owl@beach.city wrote:

Or big-snout Bender with small yellow eyes.

owl@beach.city wrote:

Cyclops Bender

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• A big tumble-dryer. With the door open, the opening into the drum looks like an eye above the filter below, which looks like a mouth with teeth, like Bender's mouth in Futurama. (remote)