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technomancy@icosahedron.website ("tech? no! man, see...") wrote:

man it feels so good to know that even after all these years we can still have a good completely random single-word-based meme take over your timeline every so often

Reblogged by technomancy@icosahedron.website ("tech? no! man, see..."):
jk ("josef") wrote:

RT @jk in the future, your microwave will detect what food is inside, incorrectly, and then when the food is done it will scream "EGGS! EGGS! EGGS!" until you open the door. also there will be a label on the door that says "you can not cook eggs in a microwave"

Reblogged by technomancy@icosahedron.website ("tech? no! man, see..."):
nashhigh@kcmo.social ("Nash") wrote:

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Reblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope"):
cadwellsocialcoop@social.coop ("Cadwell Turnbull") wrote:

Calling all creative folks! Interested in lending your voice to a dramatic reading of a cooperatively written audio drama?

We're looking for 6 to 10 people for a read-through of an audio drama we wrote about a fictional co-op in the future called Mountain Munchies! If you're looking for a fun way to spend a couple of hours being dramatic, we'd love to hear from you :)

owl@beach.city ("a owl") wrote:

seeing funny little faces everywhere

Attachments:

• One of those things that attach to the window, with a notches arm that lets you keep the window open but prevents it from opening more or closing, but it looks like a little face. (remote)
• A case for a Nintendo Switch with a hand training thing on top, and it looks like a face. (remote)

Reblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope"):
bzg@fosstodon.org wrote:

Impatient to try the next release of #Emacs #Orgmode ?

Please help us fix the remaining bugs: https://updates.orgmode.org/#bugs

Also please consider becoming a maintainer for any *el file in the repo: we need more.

https://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/emacs/org-mode.git/ is now the official repository - don't hesitate to start hacking and helping us!

RT appreciated 🤓

Anathema wrote:

Tried to do things and complete tasks today. What a mistake.

technomancy@icosahedron.website ("tech? no! man, see...") wrote:

courtesy of r/startrekmemes

Attachments:

• glitchy loop of commander Riker performing the Riker maneuver on to a motorcycle and driving away, followed by the text "Commander Biker" (remote)

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

They may be anti-civil rights and anti-vax, but at least Heather Heying and Bret Weinstein are pro- one thing: evolutionary psychology. Bleh.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2021/09/26/heather-heying-bret-weinstein-have-no-credibility-left/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0PnUl6TdEs

isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev") wrote:

Northern flicker woodpecker, just now in my backyard.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/isagalaev/51521501580/in/dateposted/

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• 00a0e908b172976f.jpeg

Gargron ("Eugen") wrote:

The one thing that bothers me is how many votes AFD is getting where I live 😕 That’s the people I must presume I see on the street every day #btw21 #noafd

owl@beach.city wrote:

Arschloch Ness Monster

Anathema wrote:

Is it nausea? Is it hunger? Let’s find out!

Gargron ("Eugen") wrote:

Waiting for election results… #btw21

Reblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope"):
ieure ("Maybe it's Eyesaline") wrote:

RT @ieure wowwww https://github.com/misohena/el-easydraw

owl@beach.city wrote:

There's two trees of the same species visible from the kitchen window, but now one of them has deep red leaves, and the other one is still green. I don't know why. They should get the same amount of sun, but the red one gets more at sunrise, while the green one gets more at sunset.

owl@beach.city wrote:

Everything looks so nice in autumn.

Reblogged by kornel ("Kornel"):
dzuk@weirder.earth ("Dzuk (comms open!)") wrote:

For children of anti-vax parents in the UK:

You can consent for your own medical treatments after the age of 16. If you're under 16 you can give consent for yourself without your parents' permission if the person providing it thinks you have "enough intelligence, competence and understanding to fully appreciate what's involved in [your] treatment".

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/consent-to-treatment/children/

owl@beach.city wrote:

AssKit.framework
ASS32.DLL

owl@beach.city wrote:

cropcorn

owl@beach.city wrote:

All commercial package managers seem to have problems with malware.
Both the kind that they allow, which is already a lot, and the kind that they don't allow, which slips through anyway.
They're adding more and more stuff to try to catch the latter kind.
Mandatory developer fees, notarization, lots of hurdles.
I think the worst I ever heard of in a non-commercial package manager, where no kind of malware is allowed, was a program that used Google Analytics and wasn't spotted.

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stux@mstdn.social ("sтυx⚡") wrote:

The great hunter stalks it prey

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• b801271febf0d14d.mp4 (remote)

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a1ba@expired.mentality.rip ("a1ba-nyan") wrote:

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• e8b463d87d56a932.jpg (remote)

Anathema wrote:

Nothing critical to the functioning of government or society should be in private ownership.

Reblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope"):
APoD@botsin.space ("Astronomy Picture of the Day") wrote:

The Red Square Nebula

Image Credit & Copyright: Peter Tuthill (Sydney U.) & James Lloyd (Cornell U.)

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap210926.html #APoD

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• 0cc501ff1c091d07.jpg (remote)

owl@beach.city wrote:

the spirit is wilting and the flesh is weak

owl@beach.city wrote:

Autumn by the lake.

Attachments:

• Green and yellow forest and a lake. (remote)
• Evergreen trees and yellow leaf trees against a blue sky. (remote)
• A fireplace in the forest. (remote)

Anathema wrote:

Remember to disable your VPN to your broken network when testing wifi! >_<

owl@beach.city wrote:

slagsmál – language of the fist

owl@beach.city wrote:

*Upgrades packages*
Why do I have a "libass" :blobcatgiggle:
Oh, "libass is a portable subtitle renderer for the ASS/SSA (Advanced Substation Alpha/Substation Alpha) subtitle format."
It's so I can watch warez.