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Reblogged by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):

fugueish@infosec.exchange ("Chris Palmer :donor:") wrote:

Early in my career, in 2001, I had a chance to see a program called Kia from a company called Reel Two, founded by some researchers from New Zealand who were interested in text compression*. It was a text classifier: you'd 'train' it by manually showing it examples of what you wanted, and then you'd feed it an arbitrary number of other documents, and it would classify them for you. This was before "A Plan For Spam" by the Orange Site guy.

And now here we are.

*See e.g. https://maxhalford.github.io/blog/text-classification-by-compression/ and https://aclanthology.org/2023.findings-acl.426/; the idea keeps coming around

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slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

The gullibility of the tech press – and the silence of the privacy community – regarding performative, fire-and-motion action by megacorps (vs support for real privacy laws with teeth) tells a truly modern tale of money-bidden woe worthy of Fitzgerald.

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tsturm@toot.site ("Thomas Sturm") wrote:

"Hey boss, we can't figure out why our online readership is low."

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MarcAbrahams@mstdn.science ("Marc Abrahams") wrote:

We live in a golden age of con men. "Ramaswamy said he was the 'only candidate who's not bought and paid for.' That couldn't be further from the truth.... Ramaswamy has reported more than $50 million in holdings in Strive, which to date, is mostly a fund to promote fossil fuel development." https://open.substack.com/pub/heated/p/how-vivek-ramaswamy-makes-money-from?r=2y7i1&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

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slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

Well this is unremittingly grim:

https://pca.st/episode/60f66d72-0bf4-4d19-8497-b33602bf27e1

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Reblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):

tubetime ("Tube Time") wrote:

did you know that 100 years ago there were *electromechanical* radio transmitters?

these things are so crazy, you just have to read this

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Reblogged by rmrenner ("The Old Gay Gristle Fest"):

silvermoon82@strangeobject.space ("Eddie Roosenmaallen") wrote:

Excuse me?
Google now moderates your synched bookmarks? The hell?

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cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen") wrote:

Also, TIL they changed the free-throw rules because Wilt Chamberlain could dunk from the free-throw line without a running start. Awesome. 😆

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slam_dunk#1956_rule_changes

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cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen") wrote:

TFW you should've dunked the basketball more when you had the chance.

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MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social wrote:

The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

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collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth") wrote:

At some point in recent history, somebody somewhere listened to a voicemail on their smartphone, completely unaware they'd be the last person under 50 to ever do that again.

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desafinado ("Joshua H. Pollack") wrote:

Who called it cybersecurity and not Defense Against the Dork Arts?

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rmrenner ("The Old Gay Gristle Fest") wrote:

I did a search of the source code and this thing shows up exactly once, just to watch William call Cliff a noisy little faggot. It leaves right after.

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rmrenner ("The Old Gay Gristle Fest") wrote:

William's family stuff was kinda sad but he got upgraded to fun after his little speech about shame and arousal. Thinking about how dirty and disgusting men are is the only thing that gives him a boner.

He conceived his son by thinking about how gross it would be if the butcher at the grocery store rubbed a pork tenderloin under his armpits and then made him eat it

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rmrenner ("The Old Gay Gristle Fest") wrote:

I strongly suspect that the miner that everyone thinks is a saboteur is going to have a face turn in Nik's next update, but he's not notably fucked up and regardless of motives is kind of abrasive.

Jim is kiiinda fucked up but it's not really the most salient thing about him, since he wasn't aware of his fiance's machinations.

Murdoch's dad is kinda sad but got upgraded to scary because I thought he was gonna try to murder Sam in that basement.

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rmrenner ("The Old Gay Gristle Fest") wrote:

Anyway I did a Smoke Room tier thing. This applies to the characters as of Build 28 #TheSmokeRoom

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rmrenner ("The Old Gay Gristle Fest") wrote:

In their porn ban era, the main thing tumblr has going for it, above any other place to do writing, is post discoverability.

except no it doesn't, actually

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rmrenner ("The Old Gay Gristle Fest") wrote:

I think I'm kinda over tumblr. It's the least bad commercial social media site I use, but writing any significant post on it is misery and as far as I can tell, my posts don't appear in tag searches

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cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen") wrote:

Maybe Hallmark cards has a category for this... :thonking:

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cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen") wrote:

Is there a word for the persistent feeling that you should apologize to your child for the state of the world?

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slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

Walked to a doctor's appt in SF today. This town is in real trouble.

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Greg@social.coop wrote:

Just used "wea culpa" in a meeting for a group mistake.

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cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen") wrote:

Squinty Frye meme: Can't tell if they're a misanthrope or just externalizing self-loathing.

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cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen") wrote:

Squinty Frye meme: Can't tell if misanthropic attitudes have always been this bad and I didn't know because there was no social media, or if the Church of the Algorithm has led to a devaluing of ourselves.

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collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth") wrote:

LinkedIn is like the Emperor's New Clothes, except every single person you know is the Emperor.

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susan77@mas.to ("Susan, Abbey and Finnegan") wrote:

Molly Crabapple, artist and activist:

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s0@cathode.church ("s0: Gizmo Doctor") wrote:

I think it’s important that computers are not our friends.

Selling us on computers being our friends is a tremendously profitable industry because we are all little lonely monkeys.

Making computers into our friends is a very effective method to divide community and promulgate individualism, which is both profitable in the short term (if everyone needs to buy their own brand new computer/phone/watch/etc) and the long term (by dividing us from our community, collective bargaining, radical organisation, and the power of the proletariat is quelled).

Framing computers as our friends makes it very convenient for the companies puppeting them to shape our thoughts and desires. We accept their overreach into our lives as opinions and feelings of a close one, not corporate propaganda.

It also conceals the power of considering our computers to be tools. Companies prevent us from having full control over our computers because already they fear what we might do with them. How does this compare to other tools of revolution in history?

Can we think of examples how narratives framing certain tools as morally repugnant to possess, use, or educate about, have been used effectively by the ruling class to control the populace?

Now what if those tools weren’t sinful to possess, but only to use in a disobedient manner?

What if our tools demurred made little sad faces, tattled on us to their corporations, and even sabotaged themselves, when we demand them to perform a task they are capable of?

You wouldn’t steal a car, they assure us. We know you wouldn’t do that. But you must still be prevented from even sharing ideas of DRM removal, you naughty little perverts.

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matuzo@front-end.social ("Manuel Matuzović") wrote:

Sometimes I visit my own website , that I haven't really optimised for performance, to look something up and I'm like “damn, that was fast”, and then I remember why it's so fast: HTML only, no JS, minimal HTML, minimal CSS (yeah I know the design is meh), and optimised images. The homepage for example is less than 13KB 🔥.

I'm not bragging, just underlining that HTML-first SSGs like @eleventy or frameworks like @enhance_dev are very user friendly out of the box (they don't ship useless JS).

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saphirethefolf@yiff.life ("folves of chainmail Θ∆") wrote:

A good gender-neutral alternative to "ladies and gentlemen" is to address your audience as "foolish mortals."

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cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen") wrote:

Naming something that's been bothering me about the world today. I used to be able stay away from places I was uncomfortable in, where I was "welcome" but not actually accepted. But today, you can't avoid the new religions. Doff your hat, friend, you're always inside the Church of the Algorithm.