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pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

THE END.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Katsura unalives herself.Mechagodzilla is destroyed! Titanosaurus runs away. Head alien from Black Hole Planet 3 jumps into a flying saucer to escape, but Godzilla fries it. Titanosaurus falls into the sea.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Katsura is shot, losing control of Mechagodzilla. Godzilla rips its head off. Mad Scientist Shinzo Mafune is shot and dies dramatically! Katsura cries because she's a cyborg and her boyfriend still loves her.

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yurnidiot@mstdn.social ("Mandu 🥟") wrote:

start at 11:56:20 for the remastered version

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• tweet: If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right. (remote)

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Humans take out Titanosaurus with the supersonic sound beam weapon. Godzilla staggers back into the fight to engage Mechagodzilla.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

A captured journalist is going to escape, I think, because the aliens know nothing of kinbaku. Those are the worst knots ever.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Like any pro wrestling match, in the early fight the heels are kicking butt, and the face is getting annihilated.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Godzilla is back! Three-way fight commences, finally.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

And Titanosaurus is back! Double-teaming Tokyo with Mechagodzilla.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

At the one hour mark: finally, Mechagodzilla emerges under Katsura's psychic control. I guess they didn't have to implant her brain after all.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

OMG. They're going to implant Katsura's brain into Mechagodzilla. Mad Scientist Shinzo Mafune seems to be having second thoughts.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Whoa. Naked breasts as doctors operate on Katsura. Not very sexy, way too much blood.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Shinzo Mafune's daughter, Katsura, uses psychic powers against aliens, is shot for her trouble. Titanosaurus disappears, anticlimactically.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

GODZILLA APPEARS!

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

[Maniacal Mad Scientist laughter] [Jets & tanks shoot at Titanosurus] [Cardboard buildings smashed] This is what I was waiting for!

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Shinzo Mafune's motivation explained: he'll show those academics who didn't give him tenure! I sysmpathize. He unleashes Titanosaurus on Japan.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Titanosaurus has a weakness: ultrasonic sound waves. I can't wait for this fact to actually matter.

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paulisci@mstdn.ca ("Paul Fairie") wrote:

🎆🎇WINNER🎇🎆
2023 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR

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• British Museum asks public and experts to help recover stolen artefacts. --BBC, 26 September 2023 (remote)

fromjason ("Jason") wrote:

Oh hey @bobmonsour I'm pretty sure yours was the other one!

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Rubber monster Titanosaurus makes an appearance. Why I don't know. Probably so we can have a 3-way monster fight.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Unclear what half the events in this movie have to do with anything.

fromjason ("Jason") wrote:

My second #newyearsresolution is to stop writing two thousand words before I figure out my point. 😅

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Flashback: Mad Scientist Shinzo Mifune electrocuted his wife. She died very melodramatically. Then they resurrected her with a fancy headband.

fromjason ("Jason") wrote:

My #newyearsresolution is to send more complimentary emails and comments to bloggers.

I received a lovely email today in response to my blog. It's one of two this year that really brought me joy.

Sometimes it feels like you're writing to a wall. And while that never stops me, because I love writing, it's nice to know someone is reading.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

At the half hour mark. No monster fights, but I did hear someone say "mushi mushi" on the telephone.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Hmmm. Space titanium.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Uh-oh. The aliens just shot a guy who'd been skulking around their base. He gave a death scene to rival Paul Reubens' in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

The aliens from Black Hole Planet 3 have built Mechagodzilla! They need Mad Scientist Shinzo Mafune's animal controller! Will he give it to them? Will Mechagodzilla and Titanosaurus defeat Godzilla?

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

I'm just here for the rubber monster fights.

pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Now introducing mysterious mad scientist Shinzo Mafune and his beautiful and mysterious daughter with psychic powers. 20 minutes in and they keep caking on the complications.