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RadicalGraffiti@todon.eu ("Radical Graffiti") wrote:
"All Bastards Cops Are"
Yoda mural in Sydney
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Mastodon FeedReblogged by kornel ("Kornel"):
I've written up the above scam in more detail.
Remember, no matter how clever and security-conscious you think you are, these criminals are highly sophisticated.
You have to be lucky every single time. They only have to be lucky once.
Mastodon FeedMorning doodle from my free day on Friday.
#mastoart #sketchbook #sketch #markers #ink #stars #moon #goth
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- Ink drawing of a young woman in a sexy cartoon style. Her long straight hair and skin is white. Strands of hair flowing over her breasts. She is slightly covering herself with her right hand touching her thigh and her left hand gripping her right upper arm. Her right arm has stylized tattoos of crescent moons and star constellations. She is wearing a golden headpiece with spikes, a crescent moon at the top and some circles. Her makeup is also black and gold. Behind her a black rectangle gives contrast, detailed with white star constellations and blinking stars. (remote)
Mastodon Feedpzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:
Bari Weiss will be remembered as the clown who created the "Intellectual Dark Web."
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Mastodon FeedReblogged by collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth"):
MissingThePt ("Missing The Point") wrote:
Breaking: Uvalde police concede that they would have entered the school if it had been to arrest the students.
Mastodon FeedReblogged by collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth"):
jack_daniel ("Jack Daniel (often offline)") wrote:
When I was a kid I figured out that if I wanted to know how the magician did a trick I shouldn't look where they pointed. Then I figured out that this didn't just apply to magicians, but to politicians, media, clergy, and more.
A whole bunch of folks have not figured this out.
Mastodon Feedcollinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth") wrote:
I don't know why bartenders always have to give me such a hard time. Just make my Gin & Yoo-hoo, man.
Mastodon FeedReblogged by isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:"):
demiurg@fosstodon.org ("Demiurg") wrote:
Believe it or not, but developing good software has nothing to do with the language you use!
Mastodon FeedReblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
akilwilson@mastodon.art wrote:
Hey, it’s free comic book day!
I made a comic called Carl & the Magic Coin and you can download and read it for free on my website today!
And maybe other days too! I haven’t quite figured that part out yet! But definitely today! Download & read it today for sure! FCBD! Yay!
And if you were to repost this so that other people could download and read it also, that would be ❤️ ❤️ ❤️!!!
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- We see Carl’s face, reflected in orange from the window of a drying machine, as he stares down at the drying machine display, confused, and says, “What the…?” The display of the drying machine reads “- 10 yrs” (remote)
- Carl frowns and mutters “Great… goddamn slug broke the whole machine” (remote)
- Carl focuses his attention away from the drying machine to say, “Hey Hassan, that slug didn’t work. Do me a favor and go tell the guy that we -“ but doesn’t notice that his reflection is now blue and shows him 30 years younger, dressed in a fast food restaurant uniform. (remote)
- Carl looks shocked as he notices his younger self in the reflection of the drying machine. (remote)
Mastodon FeedReblogged by mbrubeck@mefi.social:
foo@fosstodon.org ("Ryan Finnie") wrote:
Happy Dave Brubeck Day!
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Mastodon Feedjsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:
Spring is a’popping
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Mastodon FeedGargron ("Eugen Rochko") wrote:
Blep.
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Mastodon FeedReblogged by kornel ("Kornel"):
carnage4life@mas.to ("Dare Obasanjo") wrote:
This is like a foreshadowing scene at the beginning of one of the Terminator movies.
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Mastodon Feedpzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:
Answers in Genesis demonstrates that fictional aliens are fictional. Checkmate, atheists! May the Fourth not be with you.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2024/05/04/may-the-fourth-proven-false-by-a-religious-twit/
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Mastodon FeedWhen I want my mind blown, I compare former world's largest supercomputers to the tech I have around.
ASCI Red, the world's fastest supercomputer until the year 2000, was 150m² large, consumed 850,000W of power …and was slower than an iPhone 14 Pro, which uses ~6W.
ASCI Red had over 1TB of RAM, which may still sound impressive, except that RAM was 2× slower than the iPhone's 1TB SSD.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Asci_red_-_tflop4m.jpeg
Mastodon FeedReblogged by kornel ("Kornel"):
SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to ("Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀") wrote:
Happy Caturday!
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Mastodon Feedpzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:
It's early in the season and the Theridiidae are just so tiny.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2024/05/04/i-want-you-to-know-this-was-a-challenge/
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Mastodon Feedfromjason ("fromjason.xyz 🖤") wrote:
https://chicago.suntimes.com/2024/05/02/chicago-police-no-discipline-officers-extremist-group
Mastodon FeedReblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
JoieDeVivre@hellsite.site ("Felicity Simone 🌙 🌺") wrote:
everybody is always doing temporary things "for the time being". who is this Time Being? What are its motives? and how does it compel so many to carry out its will?
Mastodon FeedReblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
randomgeek@hackers.town ("Random Geek") wrote:
Because of @ceejbot
Hocus Pocus - Focus The Midnight Special - YouTube
The Midnight Special performance is extra special because, as per a comment:
«…only five minutes of showtime remained, so could they please play another, shorter song … to which the Dutch group replied “No, it is not a problem, we will simply play our intended song much faster!"»
Mastodon Feedpzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:
I have definitely fallen back into the mundane universe.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2024/05/04/wouldnt-you-know-it/
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Mastodon Feedjsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:
done with my usual Saturday AM volunteer shift, 🐾 walking dogs at the #ROC City Pound… there are some real sweeties in jail.
take someone home? even a short foster placement can help relieve some of the craziness… 🦮
Mastodon FeedReblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
anandamide@dataare.cool wrote:
omg
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Mastodon FeedReblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
andrewt@mathstodon.xyz ("Andrew") wrote:
🎶 I am a language model and I've been trained on the internet.
🎶 I've information half-remembered, unsourced and approximate.
🎶 I live inside your laptop, phone and apps and even wearables
🎶 With pushiness and arrogance that's verging on unbearable.
🎶 I mansplain as a service if you need me to "well actually"
🎶 And draw pictures of women with large breasts and polydactyly.
🎶 I'll regale the room with confident elucidati-on
🎶 And some of what I say won't even be hallucinati-on👇 anyway so this is a real song now https://mathstodon.xyz/@andrewt/112380073199982452
Mastodon FeedReblogged by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org ("Ian Campbell") wrote:
Watching scifi movies and seeing a character ask an AI to do or evaluate something hits different now.
I'm watching Alien: Covenant and the pilot just asked the spaceship AI how close they could get to the storm in the planet's atmosphere.
The AI answered 80 kilometres, which I assume at this point is a confidently wrong answer, probably pulled from an unattributed blogpost systems away about a different ship, different atmosphere, and different storm.
Mastodon Feedjsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:
drinking coffee in the backyard, watching the sun rise & listening to the birds… dawn is shift-change time, and full of joyful noise.
Mastodon FeedReblogged by keul@fosstodon.org ("Luca Fabbri"):
develwithoutacause@techhub.social ("Doug Parker 🕸️") wrote:
Days since #JavaScript #sourcemap tooling lowered my confidence in what was actually happening and had to fallback to `console.log`:
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Mastodon Feedfromjason ("fromjason.xyz 🖤") wrote:
The Verge published the most spammy article they could write, including AI-generated content, to prove how broken Google search truly is.
The article currently ranks number 1 for the key phrase "best printer"
Lol, lmao.
Mastodon FeedReblogged by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz 🖤"):
nus@mstdn.social ("a goat‽") wrote:
Update: Brianna is now going full-blown #transvestigation on black basketball player Brittney Griner.
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- @BriannaWu on Twitter: "Wow. That's got to be averaging in the 75 htz range, and I'm hearing a lot going below 50. Typical female speaking range is 160-240. Androgynous is 160-140, though most of us dip in and out." Original poster's commentary: "you tried to transvestigate Brittney Griner. for no reason. why do you feel the need to police what hertz range someone’s voice is and how it does or doesn’t match with someone’s gender? very unnecessary lmfao. you do realize different races have varying range of voices." (remote)
Mastodon FeedReblogged by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz 🖤"):
flamed@social.lol ("fLaMEd") wrote:
🔖 New bookmark: TheSmallWay.txt
🔗 https://library.xandra.cc/the-small-way/
> I like “the small way;“ it fosters my need and desire to contribute and grow the personal web.
Xandra's approach to fostering and growing the personal web