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Reblogged by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):

jerry@infosec.exchange ("Merry Jerry, powered by AI🎄🎅🕎⛄️❄️") wrote:

In 2028, I am running for president on the platform of taxing home garden grown produce! People should not be able to exploit that loophole in the system.

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jerry@infosec.exchange ("Merry Jerry, powered by AI🎄🎅🕎⛄️❄️") wrote:

I had to break the news to my millennial kids that they’re going to have to choose between housing and their avocado toast, given today’s tariff announcement

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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

I love when ppl write in plain language

https://masto.deoan.org/@jsonstein/113563797900348238

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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

sometimes the timing of me seeing things in the Multiverse just amazes me. I am beginning to work out a 2FA flow of my own for my seekrit project, to validate user account CREATE email & to authenticate account UPDATE & DISABLE/DELETE operations.

https://til.simonwillison.net/cloudflare/workers-github-oauth

Simon puts out some real gold nuggets in the email newsletter 👍🏼

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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

JFC

https://bsky.app/profile/rmac.bsky.social/post/3lc2cywmafs2m

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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

- The fact that a worm ate half of RFK Jr’s brain means he won’t have as many thoughts distracting him from his job.
- If you ask me, Kristi Noem’s dog was asking for it.
- Thank God Trump is kicking out all those undocumented workers! If I want fruit and vegetables I’ll just pick them myself.

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(courtesy ‘The Borowitz Report’)

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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

Dinner Talking Points:

- Matt Gaetz would have been a great Attorney General. No one cares more about America’s children.
- I can’t wait for Trump’s tariffs. I’m sick of paying so little for everything.
- American education is a mess, and that’s because we’ve never had someone in charge of it with professional wrestling experience.

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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

ahhhhh

Hank's Other Soul (Remastered 2006) by Hank Mobley

https://pandora.app.link/AIbzUkYhUOb

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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻") wrote:

Happy thanksgiving to all who celebrate and a good evening to everyone. I drank sangria and at ham.

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slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

This is a cool website:

https://vanillaweather.com/

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bw@social.lol ("Blake Watson :prami:") wrote:

This is the coolest blog post I’ve ever seen. https://mgx.me/kirby-vs-this-blog-post

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Reblogged by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻"):

aral@mastodon.ar.al ("Aral Balkan") wrote:

Good news, folks, head of Mastodon partner Meta met with Trump.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mark-zuckerberg-meets-donald-trump_n_6747cc84e4b0f94744d1c903

Via @dromografos

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Gargron ("Eugen Rochko") wrote:

I have to record a video message for a conference and it's giving me newfound appreciation for all of the entertainers who can speak to a camera coherently.

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marino222@mastodon.uno ("libriperlapace.it") wrote:

Devi iniettarti ogni giorno un po’ di fantasia
per non morire di realtà

Ray Bradbury

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aral@mastodon.ar.al ("Aral Balkan") wrote:

Folks: that stupid Elon Musk, he really ran Twitter into the ground…

Elon Musk: buys Twitter and uses it to win Trump the presidency of the United States and propel himself into the upper echelons of government.

He’s not an idiot, folks. He’s the winner of your beloved capitalism game and a most dangerous fascist.

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raeve@transfem.social ("Raeve :spinnycat_enby: :neocat_amogus:") wrote:

@cwebber@social.coop okay this one hurt

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kornel ("Kornel") wrote:

The Brotli format is being extended to support multiple files, and looks a lot like a ZIP replacement:

https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/draft-vandevenne-shared-brotli-format/

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pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

I think it might be winter now.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2024/11/28/where-have-all-the-flowers-gone/

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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻") wrote:

A quick note— Bluesky may have the juice, but we don't have to drink the Kool-Aid.

https://fromjason.xyz/p/notebook/bluesky-may-have-the-juice-but-we-don-t-have-to-drink-the-kool-aid/

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pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

I need to start reading more poetry.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2024/11/28/is-it-too-late-for-me-to-switch-fields-to-poetry/

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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻") wrote:

If there were truly centrists willing to vote for Harris but didn't because she didn't throw trans people under the bus enough for their liking, where's the liberal outrage for those centrists?

Why do centrists get a pass? Let's look at the demographics-- oh.

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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻") wrote:

Blame:

- T̶r̶a̶n̶s̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶
- L̶a̶t̶i̶n̶o̶s̶
- B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶
- L̶e̶f̶t̶i̶s̶t̶s̶
- Mercury retrograde ✅

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kamala-harris-campaign-polls_n_67462013e4b0fffc5a469baf

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todb@infosec.exchange ("Tod Beardsley :thinkerguns:") wrote:

I’m not pirating movies, I’m just training my model.

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Daojoan ("JA Westenberg") wrote:

Life is technically full of endless possibilities, but most of us just choose the same three: procrastinate, overthink, and order takeout. Philosophers call this ‘the human condition.’ Delivery drivers call it ‘job security.'

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attoparsec@clacks.link ("Matthew Dockrey") wrote:

Things I think people should be more angry about:

* Mortality
* The problem of evil
* The fact that we spend ONE THIRD of our lives asleep.

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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻") wrote:

Mark Cuban on decentralization:

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bendingoutward wrote:

KAKURAT!

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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻") wrote:

Does following a Treads account from Mastodon count as "accessing" Meta's products?

From: @tomjennings
https://tldr.nettime.org/@tomjennings/113556193793911384

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tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org ("tom jennings") wrote:

Hahahahaha fuck you.

Instagram just "updated their terms" -- I don't have an Instagram account --

"... This includes things like clarifying that people or businesses may still be subject to our Terms when they are logged out or if they access our products without an account."

So even non instagrammers must comply with changeable rules.

Uhuh fuck you.

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jwz wrote:

Oh, Twitter, why can't I quit you? https://jwz.org/b/ykdg

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