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catandgirl@socel.net ("Cat and Girl") wrote:

The Great Deskilling III

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nathanolsenart@mastodon.art ("Nathan Olsen") wrote:

Another INCREDIBLE comic! SMASH that like button, True Believers!

#sundaecomics #comics #comicstrip #comicstrips #webcomic #webcomics #theincrediblehulk #brucebanner

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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

“Mookie’s Winter Haiku”

Blonde fur in the snow,
Paw prints dance in fluffy white,
Joy in winter’s glow.

( courtesy https://arghstudios.com/ )

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redoak@social.coop ("Red Oak") wrote:

hey, as someone who loves to gripe, i'd like to suggest that as we all gripe our way through the next however many years, please remember to aim all punches upwards

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gvy_dvpont ("Guy Dupont") wrote:

Playing with the idea of "different perspectives on the same story"!

A QR code that sends you to a different source based on the angle.

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mhoye wrote:

Now and then I remember that this piece of art is called "yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it's cool".

It's by Tomislav Jagjnic, from here: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/zKRBm

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swetland@chaos.social ("Brian Swetland") wrote:

#DinosaurComics #Chiptunes #Comics

https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4286

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ifixcoinops@retro.social ("Dan Fixes Coin-Ops") wrote:

It's 2026 and you wonder what your friends are up to. You tell the app on your phone to go and get everyone's most recent news. Jim's phone takes a sec to load because his wifi is crap in the garden, and Alex's phone takes a sec to load because their wifi is crap in the workshop, but nobody times out.

You don't worry when your friends time out. You're not one of those Worrying People who panic when they open the app and their friend's phone fails to respond to the ping, you figure they're just, y'know, in the garden or going through a tunnel or something.

Jim is of course posting hole. You comment "Nice hole Jim," and that comment goes straight from your phone to Jim's. Your phone saves a copy as well because it deliberately doesn't know the difference between a four-paragraph furnace repair guide and "Nice hole Jim" and it makes a local backup of anything you type, in case Jim drops his phone down the hole and doesn't notice until he's planted a tree on top of it. Everyone still teases him about that, and he jokes along with them because it was pretty funny. The tree has its own account now.

You scroll through today's posts, mostly goodmornings and fantastical lies about all the stuff your friends are gonna get done today. All these posts were downloaded from people's phones when you opened the app a minute ago. You reach the end of today's posts (the first one of course was Jenna and her early-bird nonsense) and that's it, nothing more to see, you're up to date on what your friends are up to. You're not ready to go back to Actually Doing Something With Your Life so you move your thumb over the Yesterday button, but before you can tap, a mitherbox pops up to tell you that Alex is posting shaft.

Your thumbs do a happy dance and "Nice shaft Alex" is sent directly from your phone to theirs, without needing the permission of any weird billionaires sitting in between, a connection as direct as a phone call, not that you're thinking about that, you're thinking about Alex's shaft. Apparently they've been polishing their shaft all morning and they're almost ready to give it some lube and stick it in. That car's gonna be Gorgeous when they finally finish it.

Anyway that's it now, you're all caught up. You didn't see any ads (why would you? All this is stored on your friends' phones' SD cards and sent over their wifi, they're the ones paying the 0.0001p to respond to your phone's "What's new" request) and everything was shown in chronological order (there are alternative apps that mess with your timeline ordering but nobody uses those because they're shit) and you've read the whole day and you're done. You put your phone away and start getting dressed.

As your coffee brews you check your friends app again and Jen the birdwatcher wants to show everyone her tits

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TeamMidwest@glammr.us ("Eira Tansey") wrote:

NO TIME FOR FEAR, my New Deal history podcast is live, baby!!!!! We might live in the dumbest timeline ever, but America did a lot of really good stuff nearly a century ago during the height of the Great Depression that we can use as a blueprint moving forward. It's still making its way into all of the podcast directories but is now available via Apple podcasts, Spotify, and Overcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-time-for-fear/id1791957947 #history #podcast

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grickle@mstdn.social ("Grickle") wrote:

Fuel for thought. #grickledoodle #puns #ghost #anime #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

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steven_pigeon@mstdn.ca ("Steven Pigeon") wrote:

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emmecola@mastodon.uno ("Moreno Colaiacovo 🧬🇮🇹") wrote:

"Masse di controllori sono corse a misurare l'angolo che forma l'ascella del miliardario per verificare se rispecchi l'ampiezza stabilita dall'Opera nazionale balilla.

Altri stanno calcolando la velocità con cui scatta il braccio per stabilire a che distanza il miliardario potrebbe aver lanciato il suo cuore e se l'accelerazione è sufficiente per arrivare su Marte."

Bel pezzo di Luca Zorloni su #Wired, che sulla questione ha preso una posizione chiara e netta. Bravi!

https://www.wired.it/article/saluto-romano-elon-musk-intepretazione-gesto/

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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

ANNOUNCE: the storyteller service is now live on http://arghstudios.com and I anticipate turning on new user account creation this weekend. in the meantime, you can try it out as:

username: tester
password: password

this test user account will remain generally available until I turn on new user account creation, and this continues to be a free service.

we provide child-safe story ideas for adults to use to entertain the children in their care.

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pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

Go ahead, ignore biology while you strain to impose nonsensical boundaries on the human condition.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2025/01/22/our-government-has-officially-gone-full-terf/

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pzmyers@octodon.social ("pzmyers 🦑") wrote:

These petty tantrums are going to diminish the US in the eyes of the world.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2025/01/22/tearing-stuff-down-is-easier-than-building-them-up/

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Gargron ("Eugen Rochko") wrote:

Today is my birthday! I'm 32, but I feel so much older. I wonder why... :mastodon:

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jwz wrote:

The Cringeocracy.

I knew one day I'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down -- I just didn't expect them to be such losers. I knew that one day we might have to watch as capitalism and greed and bigotry led to a world where powerful men,...
https://jwz.org/b/ykgf

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signal9@hackers.town ("signal9 :hackers_town:") wrote:

@pleaseclap @BlauesLicht

I have said, and I've printed a sticker in case you don't hear me say it:

Defend Dangerous Computing

I don't know if I've ever said why.

VS Code + Github hold a monopoly on the software development process like hasn't been seen since before the days of GNU. (You can @ me about GNU later, that's not the point right now.) Developers have been lured to this end by very nice to use tools, that are "free." These tools are both owned by Microsoft who can integrate them together as tightly as anything. The average, I would guess, developer experience is completely tied up in VS Code and Github.

Many of us don't use either, we can get back to that point later.

Now that we're all settled in to the default MS workflow, let's introduce a couple more technologies that seem obvious for security: Trusted Computing, SBOM and Software Identification.

There is a movement to secure the open source supply chain. I'm intimately familiar, and have been working in that space for a few years now. There are others more involved and smarter than me, look them up. A large open source software ecosystem has a broad attack surface, and this is making some people nervous. With something greater than 80% of enterprise software comprising of open source components, there are those in the security community who are nervous about the potential for malicious code to be introduced somewhere within this vast, porous field. In order to answer to this threat, new elements of control are being explored. Most of these seem benign on their own.

Having a bill of materials for a piece of software is fine. Having a reasonable assurance that the software you are running is the software that you think you are running is fine. Signing packages, libraries, SBOMs and various attestations is also fine, probably even good.

VS Code and Github are already starting work to make providing signed SBOM and attestations seamless for developers. Additional work being proposed by CISA aims to make it easier to identify software packages, and Microsoft will no doubt provide free, robust tools to make this simple for developers as well. No doubt, these tools will integrate seamlessly between Code and Github with little to no effort. We have an open source code ecosystem we can trust.

Did somebody say Trust? Let's add Trusted Computing. Without getting way into implementation specifics, Trusted Computing (and it's ilk) are designed to ensure that only the software that the hardware manufacturer deems "safe" may be run. Combined with secure software identification, SBOMs and trusted certificates, Trusted Computing we have an impenetrable fortress within which approved software may be safely run. Right?

"Safe" is not necessarily determined by the user of the system, but by the manufacturer, by regulators, by law. With a hegemony in place to ensure that software is identified, signed and approved, and hardware will only run approved software, this is looking pretty sweet for the monopolists - all with the blessing of regulators to give real teeth to any punishment for violation. CFAA gets even more powerful, no?

By willingly leaning into the VS Code + Github monopoly, developers are cutting a clear path to domination in exchange for "free", convenient tooling. These same folks might say of Alphabet or Meta, "If you're not paying, you're the product." Why would this be any different for corporate development tools?

This story gets even spookier when you add browser monopoly, cloud monopoly, what have you. If you don't like the word "monopoly", try "monoculture" and see if that makes you feel any better.

So, I say fuck safe (I work in cybersecurity, the irony is not lost on me), give me Dangerous Computing. Give me keen tools that I control that, yes, I might be able to cut myself on. Give me weapons, or get out of my why while I build my own.

DEFEND DANGEROUS COMPUTING

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SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to ("Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀") wrote:

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michaelcoyote ("Dreaming of dad jazz.") wrote:

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twifkak@mas.to wrote:

@slightlyoff Realizing that performance is accessibility is what made me understand why it's underfunded.

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reiver ("@reiver ⊼ (Charles) :batman:") wrote:

"Internet may be just a passing fad as millions give up on it." (December 5th, 2000)

#ComputingHistory #Internet #VintageComputing #VintagePessimism #WorldWideWeb #Year2000

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jwz wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjNytMN4QL0

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jwz wrote:

New filter in progress

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Tealfuleyes@mastodon.art ("Tealful Eyes") wrote:

Not a high enough character limit for this one...

#art #sketch #Imps

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davepagurek@genart.social ("Dave Pagurek") wrote:

#genuary 19: inspired by op art https://openprocessing.org/sketch/2515954

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ComicContext@mstdn.social ("Comics Outta Context") wrote:

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InternetEh@dads.cool ("Sid🇵🇸") wrote:

Like, history is funny. The Nazis probably could have had satellites and early ICBMs except Hitler wanted to focus on an expedition to find Santa Claus and make Hellboy real instead, so those scientists had to wait until after the war to do anything

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InternetEh@dads.cool ("Sid🇵🇸") wrote:

People are saying "space travel is too important to mankind to be trusted to people who do Nazi salutes" and I am once again fervently pleading with you people to pick up a nonfiction book

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musing_sys@social.fringesec.ca ("musing_sys🇨🇦") wrote:

@catsalad

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