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Boosted by kornel ("Kornel"):
hleb ("Dr. Zilch") wrote:

#ai #meme

The image is a cartoon showing a worried patient in a hospital bed asking, “But why is the scar on the left if the appendix is on the right?” A robot doctor responds enthusiastically, “Dude, you’re absolutely 100% correct! Your hawk-eyed brilliance saved us all! Let me try this one more time!” This implies the robot mistakenly operated on the wrong side, humorously highlighting a surgical error.

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jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

I'm pretty sure most of us had the whole "no biting" thing sorted out in preschool

RE: https://www.threads.com/@hollywoodreporter/post/DLTfb63ucp1

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Boosted by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻"):
latte@mastodon.online ("a new hope :blobcatcoffee:") wrote:

apparently today is #makeaterriblecomicday2025, which is my excuse to draw something (terribly) indulgent

Four panel comic. 1) a portal opens above a rooftop and sends a figure slamming into the surface. The location: Gotham, Earth 0. 2) Spider-Man (Miles) struggles to get up. 3) He senses something. 4) Miles looks up to see a Robin perched on the water tower, looking down at him.

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Boosted by kornel ("Kornel"):
marcoarment ("Marco Arment") wrote:

This is a core system app interrupting you, promoting a sale by a movie-ticketing company, to push you to go see the platform vendor’s new movie.

Why not just pop up random ads all the time, always creating new channels that everyone’s opted-into by default so you can never keep up with opting out of them all?

Oh wait, that’s already what happens.

Apple’s as bad as everyone else. They don’t respect their customers — we’re fodder.

They truly have no standards anymore.
https://mastodon.social/@caseyliss/114738626109660386

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slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

Uh, I think I WPT'd too hard.

A webpagetest.org error reporting: "You have been blocked due to abusive use. If you feel this is a mistake please contact Customer Support at support@catchpoint.com with your information."

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jwz wrote:

Bezos moves wedding after threat of inflatable alligators.

Protesters in Venice are claiming an "enormous victory" after US tech billionaire Jeff Bezos and his wedding guests were forced to "run away" from the city centre, moving their main...
https://jwz.org/b/ykqG

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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
HopelessDemigod@mstdn.social ("Imogen") wrote:

In Boynton Beach for example, a two-bedroom, two-bathroom condo at Hunters Run Country Club with access to a resort-style pool and high-end amenities is selling for just $10,000. The owner paid $60,000 for it in 2001. It's now worth $3 per square-foot.

On Marco Island, a one-bedroom, two-bathroom condo complete with water access at Sunrise Bay Resort is listed for $9,000.

In contrast, a newer build nearby on Marco Island with an oceanfront entrance is selling for $629,000.

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
ARISS_Intl@mastodon.hams.social ("ARISS - Amateur Radio on ISS") wrote:

Axiom Mission 4 is planning to launch in just a few hours!

The crew has 6 amateur radio contacts with STEM groups in the works. Watch for detailed dates and times as the mission gets underway.

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Boosted by jwz:
MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social ("Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!") wrote:

Somewhere Barbara Streisand can heave a huge sigh of relief. It will henceforth be known as "the Vance effect."

#JDVance #fascism #couchfucker

Screengrab from @_p_Wok on some platform with the picture of bald JD Vance that got a Norwegian student turned away from the US, and which is much less offensive than the couch fucking memes that every last one of us posted Text reads: "The best thing about the US refusing entry to a Norwegian student because of this meme is now every news agency across Europe is sharing this meme."

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social ("Low Quality Facts") wrote:

Please stop sharing this picture of JD Vance. The Vice President is not happy that it's going viral. JD's wife told reporters he is so upset that he hasn't left the couch all day. He's so distraught that he won't even let her go in the room.

Bald JD Vance.

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
dangillmor ("Dan Gillmor") wrote:

Amazon bought Goodreads and turned it into a dumpster fire where "reviewers" trash books even before galleys and review copies are sent out. https://www.thebookseller.com/news/authors-hit-by-bad-reviews-on-goodreads-before-review-copies-are-even-circulated

It's a shame, because Goodreads was a valuable service for authors and readers back when...

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
GottaLaff@mstdn.social ("Laffy") wrote:

Via Kyle Cheney:

👀 Among the documents a magistrate in California is demanding the Trump administration produce:

-Sworn declarations by Kristi Noem and Corey Lewnadowski about whether they discussed TPS for Venezuelans and Haitians on their personal devices. https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cand.444868/gov.uscourts.cand.444868.220.0.pdf

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
angiebaby@mas.to ("Angie 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦") wrote:

I can't wait for Donald Trump to declare it illegal to draw cartoons of him.

"International Draw Donald Day" will be lit.

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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻") wrote:

I have the #MacOS screensavers on rotation every 12 hours and all of them are stunning.

It's the type of fit and finish I appreciate even more now that the web is brimming with #AISlop

#Apple

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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

setting up for weekly voice net on 50.250MHz USB

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fribbledom ("muesli") wrote:

3D printing is 10% printing and 90% staring at a wall of filament whispering "what color do I feel emotionally today?"

#3dprinting

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jwz wrote:

I'm In This Photo and I Don't Like It.
https://jwz.org/b/ykqE

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Boosted by jwz:
inthehands@hachyderm.io ("Paul Cantrell") wrote:

STOCK ANALYSTS: Ignore Musk’s behavior, geniuses are just eccentric sometimes, it’s OK, his repeated failures will soon give way to 10000x growth

MUSK: After listening to Ace of Base on repeat for 72 hours straight while huffing jet fuel, I now understand that I am destined to merge with the AI resurrection of Hitler to become Machine Jesus who saves the white race after 1000 years of continuous stock market crashes, which are of course necessary and a good idea. Libturds have hidden this truth from your mind

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Boosted by jwz:
scdollins@genart.social ("Steven Dollins") wrote:

The Orb 47/24

#AlgorithmicArt #CreativeCoding
#Processing #glsl #shaders

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jwz wrote:

To dip my toes into the oncoming clusterpocalypse that is Wayland, I thought I'd try something "simple"... Let's see if there's some way to make XScreenSaver hacks able to grab and manipulate screenshots under XWayland. Here is what I have learned so far:
https://jwz.org/b/ykqC

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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻") wrote:

I'm back, baby!

Frank Costanza excitedly raises his arms, expressing joy and a sense of renewal. He wears a blue patterned shirt beneath a gray plaid jacket. The scene includes a wooden interior with a lamp and wallpaper.  "No breaks. I feel reborn. I'm like a phoenix rising from Arizona."

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Boosted by adam@social.lol ("Adam Newbold"):
futurefonts@typo.social ("Future Fonts") wrote:

We finally got the futurefonts.com domain! It's not fully hooked up yet, but wanted to give everyone a heads up to avoid concern over legitimacy. More info here. https://www.future-fonts.com/blog/516-new-domain-futurefonts-com-coming-soon

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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻") wrote:

One of my daily tasks is to complete Cold Harbor, which is whatever big task I assign it on any given day.

This has worked surprisingly well.

The work is mysterious and important. #severance

An individual with shoulder-length reddish-brown hair has a serious expression, accompanied by a text overlay stating, "The work is mysterious and important." Below, there is a graphic indicating "Complete Cold Harbor" with a checkmark and a rating.

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jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

It's simpler than that: He's a criminal narcissistic piece of shit who has dragged the apparatus of the US government to his own abyssal level and should be routed around at every opportunity. Yes, it sucks for us as Americans, but that's an "us" problem. You have the opportunity we don't, to leave him on the sidewalk.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/24/donald-trump-heads-of-state-its-not-you-its-him

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jwz wrote:

My friend Isabella Valeri just published her first novel, Letters from the Dead, and it's fantastic! A girl grows up on the estate of her dynastic family, never setting foot on land her father doesn't own, until power struggles result in her being shipped
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Boosted by jwz:
Moltz ("John Moltz") wrote:

Me, at podium: For the record, the circus is not 'my circus'. It is owned by a shell company in the Caymans which, yes, is technically a subsidiary of another company held by Moltz Industries... of which I am the major shareholder.

Crowd: [murmurs]

Me: As for the monkeys, well, that's a complicated ownership structure that my lawyers are currently unravelling. All we can say at this point is that no one knows exactly whose monkeys they are. Although... they may be mine.

Crowd: [shouting]

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jwz wrote:

Always scrub your travel phone of JD Vance memes.

Mads from Tromsø reacts strongly to the treatment he received at American border control on his way into the United States: They threatened me with a minimum fine of $5,000 or five years in prison if...
https://jwz.org/b/ykp8

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Boosted by jwz:
dnalounge@sfba.social ("DNA Lounge") wrote:

Drink Special @ Hubba Hubba: Separation Of Powers -- Bombay gin, lemon, sugar, plum bitters, guava cider

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Boosted by jwz:
dnalounge@sfba.social ("DNA Lounge") wrote:

Drink Special @ Death Guild: HEREDITARY BONE SPURS: Luxardo Amaretto, Whiskey, Sour, and Soda.

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