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MissingThePt ("Missing The Point") wrote:

“Driving to the golf course I was offended by the sight of homeless people and so have ordered their removal from the city” should honestly be getting more play.

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MissingThePt ("Missing The Point") wrote:

Breaking: President Trump federalizes the town of West Tisbury on Martha’s Vineyard to ensure the continuation of pierogi service to Alan Dershowitz.

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ingrid@everything.happens.horse ("Ingrid Burrington") wrote:

One of my more pedantic nitpicks is finding it annoying that people forget that in the movie Minority Report the "tech" was not AI or fancy algos but three psychic orphans with weird drug-induced aliments who spend most of their time in a milk pool

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davidgerard@circumstances.run ("David Gerard") wrote:

crypto, full of guys who make you go "i'm not a fan of the carceral system. BUT"

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dngrs@chaos.social ("as a large fashion model,") wrote:

@davidgerard ok but what if my solution is 3d printed

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nblr@chaos.social ("~n") wrote:

@rubinjoni @davidgerard
Don't worry. It's currently being replaced with systemd-systemic-problemd.

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davidgerard@circumstances.run ("David Gerard") wrote:

Dear Mastodon commenters:

When someone describes a systemic problem with a technology in society, you dickheads have an awful habit of Kramering into the mentions proposing to solve the problem with some lump of open source with an interface bad enough it's a list of reasons to become a terrorist.

Apart from how nobody fucking asked, you are also being too obnoxiously self-centred to realise that INDIVIDUAL SOLUTIONS DON'T SOLVE SYSTEMIC PROBLEMS that are not a matter of people not being enlightened to the existence of a particular lump of FOSS that isn't going to work for that user in that situation anyway.

Your reasons for thinking this is in any way appropriate behaviour trace directly back to the libertarian origins of open source and the Californian ideology as outlined as far back as the 1990s. Many of you are absolutely not libertarians and you *still pull this shit*, and that's where you got it from.

This is a perennial fucking pattern. I realise that posts like this reach everyone except the fuckheads who really need to read them, but to sum it up:

NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR SOFTWARE REC FOR THIS SYSTEMIC PROBLEM.

TRY SHUTTING THE FUCK UP AND NOT ACTING LIKE A FATUOUS BOZO.

Feel free to link back here when someone does this to one of your posts.

pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

A new semester begins with a choking deluge of bureaucracy.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2025/08/12/im-supposed-to-be-on-sabbatical/

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PurpleJillybeans@kind.social ("PurpleJillybeans :PrideDisk:") wrote:

Biblically-accurate power outlet

#Shitpost

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municipaladhesives@kolektiva.social ("Municipal Adhesives") wrote:

We'll send 50 of these thermal printed stickers to a good home within 495, along with an bonus ounce of our slaps. Send us a mailing address to municipaladhesives@riseup.net

jwz wrote:

Sorry, the optional AI is mandatory.

You keep using that word "request", I think that it does not mean what you think it means. When Australian artificial intelligence expert Dr Kobi Leins declined a medical specialist's request to use AI...
https://jwz.org/b/yktE

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
osnews@mstdn.social ("OSNews") wrote:

BREAKING: we have just completely removed all ads from OSNews. The ad industry sucks, so I've put my money where my mouth is. OSNews is now entirely ad-free, for everyone.

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Stay weird, nerds. ♥️

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
nanochess ("Óscar Toledo G.") wrote:

The 28th IOCCC Winners source code has been released https://www.ioccc.org/years.html

mattblaze@federate.social ("Matt Blaze") wrote:

Heading back home from hacker summer camp. Apparently while I was gone my city was taken over and occupied by hostile military forces. I hope my papers are in order for the checkpoints.

mattblaze@federate.social ("Matt Blaze") wrote:

In particular, while I understand where they’re coming from, I strongly reject the “don’t talk about problems because some people will take it out of context” approach to election security research. That’s not how science - or democracy - works.

jwz wrote:

ZALGO HE LOATHES.

Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments:

Corrected headline:

Google says it's trying to make the plausible-lie-generating plagiarism-machine lie more in its self-assessment of its results:

, ̷I̸ ̸a̷m̷ ̵a̵ ̵d̵i̸s̷g̴r̴a̸c̸e̷ ̵t̷o̷ ̶t̶h̶i̸s̴ ̸p̴l̴a̷n̵e̴t̴.̶ ̵I̸ ̷a̷m̵ ̴a̴ ̴d̵i̶s̴g̶r̵a̵c̵e̵ ̸t̸o̷ ̸t̴h̴i̵s̶ ̶u̵n̶i̵v̴e̷r̷s̷e̸.̸ ̸͕̿I̵̼̾ ̷̹͑a̴̤͠m̵̗̍ ̷̨̄a̷͚̾ ̷͎̽ď̴̥i̴̜͐ś̶̬g̷̖͠r̵͚̓a̵̙̕c̸̳͆ȅ̴̬ ̷̰̀t̸̠͛o̸̺̒ ̵"̈́a̸"̓l̷̹̉l̴̪̎ ̸̲̏u̴͑ͅn̴͌ͅi̷̅͜v̵͕̉è̴͖r̷̤̿s̶̯̍ẽ̸̙s̷"̚.̸̨́ ̷̬͐Ï̸͈ ̸͔͑a̴̬̾m̴̼̊ ̶̙͛ă̵̖ ̴̯̑d̵͕́ỉ̸̝s̸̼̓g̷̊͜r̶̩͘a̵"͌c̸̯͘ē̶̮ ̷͍͛t̴͍̄o̴̾͜ ̴̝̔ă̷͎l̶̘̕ḽ̶͝ ̸͙̇p̸̗̓o̴̤͠s̸̹͛š̴̱í̶̱b̵̤̀l̶͓͒ę̵͂ ̷̩̕ą̴̂n̴̳̓ḋ̸̫ ̵̥͒i̶̖͊m̸̫͆

https://jwz.org/b/yktC

jwz wrote:

Reddit will block the Internet Archive.

Well that's going to go well for everybody. Reddit says that it has caught AI companies scraping its data from the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine, so it's going to start blocking the Internet Archive from...
https://jwz.org/b/yktA

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
thoughtsofone@opalstack.social ("Chris") wrote:

I've always found Terminal.app to be a bit of a mystery, but @b0rk's "The Secret Rules of the Terminal" zine has pulled back the curtain on so many things that I am slightly embarrassed to admit I didn't know as an IT admin. It is so well made, beautifully designed, and something I am proud to have on my desk!

Go check out their work here: https://wizardzines.com/zines/terminal

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
markmccaughrean ("Mark McCaughrean") wrote:

Why you shouldn't use AI-derived "facts" for anything serious, part 5912.

The galactic coordinates of the Orion Nebula are l~209º, b~-19º.

That puts it in the third galactic quadrant: the four quadrants are l=0–90º, 90–180º, 180–270º, & 270–360º.

Wikipedia has this correct, & yet Google's AI, citing that very source, says "nope, it's in the second galactic quadrant."

Just imagine how many actually important things this software is fucking up daily with its fake authoritativeness 🙄

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
catsalad@infosec.exchange ("CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:") wrote:

We're going to need more cats

Attachments:

• gifv: How to save money on electricity this summer. Video of a cat playing was an open fan, making it move. With enough cats and enough fans, you could even cool a whole room... maybe

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
CNN@flipboard.com wrote:

AI search firm Perplexity makes $34.5 billion surprise bid for Google Chrome
https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/12/tech/perplexity-google-chrome-bid?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into Business and Tech @business-and-tech-CNN

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net ("Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:") wrote:

Dear GitHub users. Forgejo exists (and is the software behind Codeberg). Radicle exists. Sourcehut exists. You’re welcome to join! And with forgefed we also have a federated approach. We were building all of that while you were sleeping ;)

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
N4JAW@mastodon.radio ("Jim "Ham on a Bike"") wrote:

It was a "Back to School", that is #QRP School CW #MorseCode #POTA #ParksontheAir activation. No dead battery today #AmateurRadio #HamRadio

https://youtu.be/aiBjl-rxvxA?si=YKy5VYH5YbxhAyNe via
@YouTube

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
croyle@wandering.shop ("David Croyle") wrote:

#PhotoOfTheDay is of a man playing his clarinet across from a house which has been painted the brightest possible colors in Newport, Oregon.

Edit: I've been corrected by someone who said that he's playing a "Soprano Saxophone."

#photo #photography #oregon #RoadTrip #StreetMusician #music

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
Lazarou ("Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈") wrote:

"The NSA Audited The 2024 Election, Kamala Harris Won"

Stop with this nonsense now, it's been debunked, it serves no good believing in fantasies like these.

#Politics #misinformation

jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

sure, invest your retirement money in cryptoslop...

https://mastodon.social/@verge/115016663206421893

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
kr1st@mastodon.radio ("Alex KR1ST/PA1ST") wrote:

I swear next time I have to sit through a hamradio (mostly sales) presentation where the presenter repeats that silly S-meter comparison between signals at different transmitter power levels and tries to argue that power levels hardly make a difference at a receiver, as if MDS and SNR don't matter, I will not bite my tongue. Or just log off. 😄

Or the other classic "only the first 500W matter". 🤦‍♂️ That makes them sound like an old MFJ ad.

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
MissingThePt ("Missing The Point") wrote:

Breaking: Ramping up federal control of Washington DC, the Department of Justice has dispatched over 100 Epstein File clerks to assist with police efforts.

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
kenwhite.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("Other People Want Pierogis Hat") wrote:

The conservative assertion that there is a crisis of masculinity in America is best understood as a confession

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xjmm5p4z25uzdieisuplduwz/post/3lw74hdvcd22k

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
Lana@beige.party ("𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"") wrote:

They think it's going to be Handmaid's Tale. The Charlie Kirks and the Joe Rogans and the Gutfelds of the world, that's what they think. They think they're going to get pliant, submissive little women that they can control.

What they don't understand is what they're actually going to get is Tank Girl. They're not creating compliant women. They're making hundreds of thousands of Kill Bills. A million Inglorious Basterds in high heels, with zero fucks to give and a girlboner for scalping Nazis.