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mattblaze@federate.social ("Matt Blaze") wrote:

Also, if you lead with a suggestion that I perform a sexual act on myself that involves improbably difficult contortions, I'm not likely to read much further.

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mattblaze@federate.social ("Matt Blaze") wrote:

If you think I'm wrong about something, I totally welcome discussion about that. But "don't post about X (totally normal) thing; I don't like that" is a YOU problem, not a me problem.

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mattblaze@federate.social ("Matt Blaze") wrote:

Note: If you dislike what I post, whether it be about election security, photographs, technology, public policy, stupid jokes, or whatever, you can unfollow or block me. That works much more reliably than asking me to alter my posts to suit your taste.

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mattblaze@federate.social ("Matt Blaze") wrote:

Someone described the election security conference I just ran as "boring people talking about exciting things in too much detail" and I think they nailed our brand.

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mattblaze@federate.social ("Matt Blaze") wrote:

This is an image that works best at the highest resolution. The Rodenstock 138mm lens has extraordinary edge-to-edge sharpness and a general lack of distortion that makes it especially well suited to wide stitched panoramas like this one.

The effect is sort like Where's Waldo; the whole is shown mainly to invite you into the details.

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mattblaze@federate.social ("Matt Blaze") wrote:

Captured with the Rodenstock 138mm/6.5 HR Digaron-SW lens (@ f/7.1), Phase One IQ4-150 back (@ ISO 50, 1/125 sec), Cambo WRS 1250 camera. Stitched panorama of two images, shifted left and right +/- about 18mm.

This view reminded me of Malvina Reynolds's famous 1962 song (though she was inspired by nearby Daly City). If you look closely, the houses don't quite "all look just the same", but somehow, viewed on the hillside, there's more uniformity than there is up close.

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mattblaze@federate.social ("Matt Blaze") wrote:

Little Boxes, University Mound, San Francisco, CA, 2024.

All the pixels, none of which look the just the same, at https://www.flickr.com/photos/mattblaze/54062971395

#photography

A panoramic view of a hillside in San Francisco, covered mostly in small mid-century residential houses.

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Boosted by jwz:
michelestrider ("Michele Feltman Strider") wrote:

No, I don't want to read a transcript of your podcast.

I want to read a four-to-six paragraph article written by a journalist and edited by an editor.

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Boosted by jwz:
nocontexttrek ("Star Trek Minus Context") wrote:

#StarTrek

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. A Klingon warrior named Gowron (friends call him Ron) is standing in his usual battle ready uniform. He has a great deal of face and forehead loaf, ridges and whatnot, muttonchops, and long wild wavy hair. Here, his big bug eyes are bugging out and he's speaking with emphasis. Closed caption reads, "No more meetings, no more reports to file."

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CowboyWho@libranigans.com ("Cowboy Who?") wrote:

@wendynather @pluralistic from @existentialcomics https://existentialcomics.com/comic/19

Panel from https://existentialcomics.com/comic/19. A bunch of German Philosopher apper to be playing Monopoly. Karl Marx has become aggravated, and flipped the table while shouting REVOLUTION!

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Boosted by jwz:
jarulf@mstdn.social ("Jarulf") wrote:

#Surveillance #SurveillanceCapitalism #Google #Amazon #Apple

A picture of a woman. My husband asked me why I whisper in the house... I said I was afraid Google was listening. He laughed. I laughed.  Alexa laughed Siri laughed The refrigerator laughed.

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Boosted by mattblaze@federate.social ("Matt Blaze"):
mattblaze@federate.social ("Matt Blaze") wrote:

Videos of the talks at #VotingVillage 2025 (held at @defcon 33) are now up on our YouTube channel! Here's a full playlist of all 20 talks:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLltrHIXltfGLotq79TBgIK9QK4O29Z2FF

I think I'm supposed to tell you to "like and subscribe", but really, just enjoy.

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Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
masukomi@connectified.com wrote:

TIL They Might Be Giants believes "Gender affirming healthcare 🏳️‍⚧️ saves lives"

This is a screencap from a video that just got posted of them.

#transgender

a picture of the bassist wearing a t-shirt that says "Gender affirming healthcare 🏳️‍⚧️ saves lives"

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Boosted by ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕"):
FediThing@chinwag.org ("FediThing 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

@hamishtpb @Eeveecraft

One thing I'd say is that PeerTube now is MUCH better than PeerTube in 2020 for example.

Back then if you wanted high quality videos on PeerTube there was pretty much nothing except Linux tutorials and some good vloggers like @ChrisWere

Finding reliable well-run instances was hard and hosting your own required technical skill.

Now there is a much wider range of topics (https://social.growyourown.services/@FediVideo/114506411010977913 for hand-picked examples), good well-run instances to join, and non-technical managed hosting at entry-level prices.

PeerTube still has a very long way to go, but it's made good progress recently.

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jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

We're fostering some kittens and it's really important to make sure they have enrichment activities, for them, and because it's just really darn cute

Small calico kitten leaping to play with a toy

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Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
ratfactor@mastodon.art wrote:

Yay, @Curator just dropped a new Silly Art Prompt!

"Dream House"

#DreamHouse #SillyCuratorPrompts

A watercolor drawing of a bearded giant napping and using a little blue cottage house as a pillow. There is smoke flowing from the chimney and a bright red door.

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pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

I was able to get to the lab this morning, with my wife's indispensable assistance!

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2025/08/22/an-exciting-friday-morning/

We're just like Sally and Dr Finkelstein.

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Boosted by ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕"):
helenmclaughlin@makertube.net ("Helen McLaughlin") wrote:

"Buttercups" digital painting time lapse

https://makertube.net/w/fbJ4cMvGB68srJ1EQK5pYv

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chipotle@mstdn.social ("Watts Martin") wrote:

After giving up on several slow, buggy LanguageTool extensions for Emacs, I gave in and tried Harper, and it is so much better, at least compared to LT's free version—much more like Ulysses' "revision mode," but considerably faster.

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aral@mastodon.ar.al ("Aral Balkan") wrote:

Today I learned that regular expressions have a size limit and you get a “regular expression too large” error if you go over it.

Still trying to find some definitive documentation on what that size limit is in v8/latest Node.js.

#web #dev #JavaScript #regularExpressions

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adele@social.pollux.casa ("Adële") wrote:

I have built an online version of the #smolweb validator

https://smolweb.org/validator/

(it does not check all the things I would like... always under improvement).

A screenshot of the online tool testing my blog url. It shows that it is conform to smolweb specs.

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pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

How does Jillian Michaels get ANY airtime? She has no qualifications in anything.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2025/08/22/slimy-underbelly-2-jillian-michaels/

Jillian Michaels

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Mastodon wrote:

We were delighted that @andypiper from the Mastodon team was the featured keynote speaker on day 2 of #FrOSCon this year.

Andy spoke about the importance of the #Fediverse and of decentralisation in order to preserve digital freedom and sovereignty.

https://media.ccc.de/v/froscon2025-3408-decentralising%5Ffreedom%5Fopen%5Fsource%5Ffor%5Fsovereignty

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Boosted by keul@fosstodon.org ("Luca Fabbri"):
fixatedpersonsunit@aus.social ("Tingo") wrote:

Keep this extension on Chrome as a reminder to never use Chrome.

Cropped screenshot of Chrome warning. ublockOrigin logo and text: 'uBlockOrigin' was turned off This extension is no longer supported. Chrome recommends that you remove it. < Remove > <Manage extension.

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ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕") wrote:

Joke's on you website, as a Lynx user, I am shown 100% less advertising when reading articles.

"As a subscriber, you are shown 80% less display advertising when reading our articles."

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Boosted by ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕"):
dgar@aus.social ("Dgar") wrote:

Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness?

Me: My honesty.

Interviewer: I don’t think honesty is a weakness.

Me: I don’t give a fuck what you think.

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Boosted by aral@mastodon.ar.al ("Aral Balkan"):
DrALJONES wrote:

Christian Zionist ICJ judge, Julia Sebutinde says she is "standing with the Lord " in the genocide case brought by South Africa against Israel.

She says she is under a religious duty to stand with Israel in the case.

Her position breaches the ICJ's duty of impartiality.

The ICJ can use special reasons to prevent a judge from sitting in a particular case. This ought to be one such special reason.

https://zeteo.com/p/the-lord-is-counting-on-me-to-stand

#JuliaSebutinde #ICJ #EuroPol #USPol #ChristianZionism #GazaGenocide .

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buercher@tooting.ch ("Matthias Bürcher") wrote:

Famine set to be officially declared in Gaza for first time by UN-backed group
A famine is set to be declared in Gaza by the international body responsible for monitoring world hunger.

The Guardian understands that the report will declare that the threshold for famine has been reached in Gaza City, in parts of the south and central areas of the territory but not in the north, where data is insufficient.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2025/aug/22/famine-benjamin-netanyahu-palestine-gaza-israel-war-latest-updates?CMP=Share%5FiOSApp%5FOther

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jwz wrote:

Gonna need all nerds of conscience to declare a complete moratorium on using 0xDEADBEEF in favor of 0xACAB8647, which has identical endianness and visual-repetition properties.

2896922183 is, while not greater than, superior to 3735928559.
https://jwz.org/b/yktu

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arstechnica ("Ars Technica") wrote:

Bank forced to rehire workers after lying about chatbot productivity, union says
Australia’s biggest bank regrets messy rush to replace staff with chatbots.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/08/bank-forced-to-rehire-workers-after-lying-about-chatbot-productivity-union-says/?utm%5Fbrand=arstechnica&utm%5Fsocial-type=owned&utm%5Fsource=mastodon&utm%5Fmedium=social