So we have code-blocks/quotes support for incoming messages, but I still can't use them in my own posts on mastodon.social?
Am I missing something?
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dnalounge@sfba.social ("DNA Lounge") wrote:
Drink Special @ SFGD Meetup: Deniable Plagiarism Machine -- Bulleit bourbon, Aperol, Bruto Americano, lemon
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- gifv: eb6c9edc7040c145.mp4
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danderson@hachyderm.io ("Dave Anderson") wrote:
"We have a novel address allocation protocol!"
Novel? Or globally unique IDs burned into hardware again?
"... globally unique IDs burned into hardware again"
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fugueish@wandering.shop ("Chris Palmer") wrote:
Web page loading performance tip: you’re not done optimizing until DNS and TLS are the biggest contributors to latency.
No, I am not kidding
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tusk81 ("Gabe Ortíz") wrote:
“… organizers are expecting to outshine the original, amid revulsion to Trump’s brutal campaign of mass deportation led by masked agents of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), and an increasingly lawless president who claims ‘a lot’ of Americans would ‘like a dictator.’” https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-no-kings-2-protest-october-ice-military-1235423204/ #NoKings
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Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt ("Natasha Jay 🇪🇺") wrote:
A greenhouse now in London, constructed from reconfigured 19th and 20th Century ecclesiastical, stained glass. By artists Heywood and Condie
https://streetartutopia.com/2025/01/29/green-house-made-from-recycled-church-stained-glass-windows/
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LIGO@scicomm.xyz wrote:
The loudest #GravitationalWave in #GWTC4 is #GW230814
Detected with only Livingston, it was still about twice as loud as GW150914!
Being loud should enable precision tests of general relativity, but with only one detector, you need to be careful with the analysis
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nova@social.lol ("cmdr ░ nova ⸸ :~$") wrote:
The whole #appleevent was darkened (no offense to the talented people who make this stuff) by Tim Cook's presence, though, honestly
Daring to show your face on-camera after those photos and the dialogue from that oligarchy dinner party
jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:
Can confirm
I was looking for the Brian David Gilbert PokéRap but I misremembered and searched for "Neil Cicieraga PokeRap" and of course, of course that is also a thing that exists.
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isagalaev@social.seattle.wa.us ("Ivan Sagalaev") wrote:
Found a quaint knitting store in downtown Bellevue. It's impeccably designed in a way that just makes you want to stay there forever :-)
It was quite a happy coincidence, as my daughter actually needed some yarn, and having realized there were no Michaels stores nearby, my wife suddenly stumbled on this one, which was a 2 minutes walk away. So glad we didn't go to any dreary Michaels!
Some more pics: https://www.flickr.com/photos/isagalaev/albums/72177720328920930
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Edmonds_Scanner@universeodon.com wrote:
If you don't feel like yourself today, choose a disguise to wear into the world:
- forlorn tugboat captain
- unemployed rock bassist
- librarian of darkness
- moss witch
- slightly sexy shrub
- large boulder the size of a small boulder
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk: If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. [...] Then I found the crown jewel: "Shit Your Pants Spell."
https://jwz.org/b/ykvB
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ana@starlite.rodeo ("miss ana vee :vheart_fuck_yes:") wrote:
just like to point out that ouija boards are cheap, have very little environmental impact, predate chatgpt by over 100 years, and are just as capable at telling you what you'd like to hear
they may be harder to use at first but with a little dedication most people should have no trouble getting the results they want
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cmconseils ("Laura Manach :bongoCat:") wrote:
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LARSNEVERDIES@labyrinth.zone ("_") wrote:
apple is such a funny company. all of their marketing is like "here to talk to us about the new CPAP addons for memojis is alex (he/him)" and all of their corporate actions are like "tim cook personally sold 50 indentured foxconn workers to the Heritage Foundation"
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fox@front-end.social ("karolina") wrote:
spot on and no prisoners taken analysis on how apple leadership (cough, tim cook, cough) bent the knee to fascists by @anildash
https://www.anildash.com/2025/09/09/how-tim-cook-sold-out-steve-jobs/
jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:
People who don't exist "making" podcasts for people who don't care
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/ai-podcast-start-up-plan-shows-1236361367/
Qualifying Conditions.
Pro tip for Californians: If you try to get a COVID-19 vaccine at Walgreens, they will ask you if you have a condition that puts you at high risk, and what it is.
The correct answer is "smoking".
Who said cigarettes are bad for you?
adam@social.lol ("Adam") wrote:
:live: Wrapping up the feature update for some.pics, live on Twitch! https://twitch.tv/neatnik
(We’re getting a new template engine for totally custom pages!)
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Mer__edith@mastodon.world ("Meredith Whittaker") wrote:
📣 NEW -- In The Economist, discussing the privacy perils of AI agents and what AI companies and operating systems need to do--NOW--to protect Signal and much else!
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anildash@me.dm ("Anil Dash") wrote:
I guess I actually was pretty mad about that stupid golden paperweight https://www.anildash.com/2025/09/09/how-tim-cook-sold-out-steve-jobs/
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tolmasky ("Francisco Tolmasky") wrote:
“Design isn’t just looks, it’s how it works. Take this statue for example, it may not *look* like much, but it *worked* at getting us exempted from tariffs.” #AppleEvent
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jef ("Jef Poskanzer") wrote:
Five years ago today. Photo taken at high noon.
Atmospheric CO2 then: 411.75 ppm
Atmospheric CO2 today: 423.75 ppmGot to keep driving while the world burns down because of driving. #OrangeSkyDay
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SutroTower@sfba.social ("Sutro Tower :sutro:") wrote:
September 9, 2020
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noisemakerbot@genart.social ("Noisemaker Bot") wrote:
graph-paper
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OldSquida2@kolektiva.social ("Rita, antifascist 🏴🦯🦯🦯") wrote:
@RadicalGraffiti i, as an old to my Belarus grandmother: i punch nazis. my grandmother: after you punch them, you kill them,no?
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RadicalGraffiti@todon.eu ("Radical Graffiti") wrote:
Anti-cop sticker spotted in Chicago, Illinois
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RadicalGraffiti@todon.eu ("Radical Graffiti") wrote:
"Abolish ICE / Fight & Resist"
Posters spotted in Found on Capitol Hill, Seattle
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logopetria ("Stuart Presnell") wrote:
@marcoarment “I was being bundled into an unmarked van by masked ICE agents when my Apple Watch notified me that my heart rate was unusually high”
















