Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
Gotterdammerung@glitch.social ("🇪🇷Götterdämmerung") wrote:
You Matter! Screams my cup that will be in a landfill by noon. Nothing says dignity like getting your existential validation from disposable cardboard.
Gen X translation: we used to get "keep up or get crushed."
Now, it's "You're special champ. Would you like that infantilized or iced?"If I mattered you wouldn't spell my name like a Scrabble accident.
Affirmations on beverages are the participation trophies of caffeine. Sip self-esteem, pee it out in 30 minutes.









