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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

I wanna speculaaaaaaaaate lol

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
defcon@defcon.social ("DEF CON") wrote:

DEF CON 34’s theme is ‘Agency’. We’re focusing on self-determination in our use of tech. Charting our own course and helping others do the same.

Let’s start moving our valuable attention to tech that supports our agency. Let’s find the places we can help and choose to act.

Read more at: https://defcon.org/html/defcon-34/dc-34-theme.html

Visual style guide and homework assignments coming soon!

#defcon #defcon34 #agency

Boosted by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷"):
thisismissem@hachyderm.io ("Emelia 👸🏻") wrote:

I'm super hyped to announce that Bluesky Socal PBC has given me a grant to work on the Federated Credential Management (or FedCM) standards to make them really work for all decentralized web applications.

This is why I stepped up to be an Invited Expert with the W3C FedID Working Group earlier in the year. The missing part at that time was "how do I fund this work?" so I'm super happy that Bluesky Social PBC really came through with a grant to fund this work.

A really interesting thing that Bluesky Social PBC did here was they could have said "just make this work for AT Protocol" but instead they said "make this work for the entire decentralized web", and the contract explicitly states I should be working with the IndieAuth, Solid and other communities interested in federated and decentralized identity to make this happen.

https://decentralizing-fedcm.leaflet.pub/3mggfw4gdx22w

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Jay Graber out as Bluesky CEO

https://bsky.social/about/blog/03-09-2026-a-new-chapter-for-bluesky

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Carpets are so disgusting. I just got mine cleaned and they're a shade lighter wtf. 🤮

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

[ idly wondering why this was announced ]

Guess I'll just read some news...

Oh.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/mar/09/key-takeaways-on-ai-phantom-investments-uk

jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

The media is lying to you. There is no actual discernable difference between a Left Twix and a Right Twix. They manufactured this lie to divide us. Follow me for more brutal but necessary truths.

Boosted by adam@social.lol ("Adam"):
iftas@mastodon.iftas.org ("IFTAS") wrote:

If you haven't blocked the root domain at Hugging Face (hf.space) be aware there is new Pleroma-based activity coming from

saly125-a.hf.space

Boosted by dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase"):
distractal@hachyderm.io ("Erik Johnson") wrote:

Tech people: "AI is inevitable!"

Normal people: https://gizmodo.com/people-hate-ai-even-more-than-they-hate-ice-poll-finds-2000731438

Boosted by dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase"):
fesshole ("Fesshole 🧻") wrote:

My neighbour regularly brags about his HS Fibre Internet speeds. I can't disagree, as his router sits on his hall windowsill with the Name and Password sticker fully on display, I use it for all online viewing. Never buffered on my IPTV or other VPN accessible sites.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

vim user? disappointed in vim's revelling in slopcoding?

simply learn emacs. you might be able to edit text in it by the time emacs falls to slop as well.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

60 tons

yeah that's not gonna be good for roads

joeri_s@mstdn.social ("Joeri Sebrechts") wrote:

New blog post where I explore the many faces of the unassuming element. https://plainvanillaweb.com/blog/articles/2026-03-09-details-matters/

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

duckduckgo, google and a secret third bing

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i am actually quite annoyed at c compilers right now. tomorrow i am going to fucking hulk smash them into shape

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

okay that's enough of c compilers for one day

NfNitLoop ("Cody Casterline 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

So, is #Apple going to ever acknowledge and fix the #iOS keyboard regression from recent versions?

Unless I missed some announcement, it sort of seems like… no? This is just the state of iOS moving forward? I find using the keyboard such a pain that I'd now rather correct text-to-speech dictation errors. But that doesn't work in noisy, non-private environments.

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
emilymbender@dair-community.social ("Prof. Emily M. Bender(she/her)") wrote:

I'm no artist, but hopefully this gets the point across. A comic in three panels.

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
kevinmarks.com@bsky.brid.gy ("Kevin Marks") wrote:

Feeling my age today

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

we have to start doing something because we haven't actually done anything yet

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

pocket munsters

Boosted by dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase"):
nota@chaos.social wrote:

chinese industrial equipment seo spam ads were always one of the best parts of tiktok in their absurdity. they go way too hard

Attachments:

• video: A woman reads a phonetically learned script extoling the virtues of a nitrogen generator over way too loud drift phonk music

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

It's 2026, so we've all been awash in even more cursed headlines for a decade now, but this is still a doozy in it's own right. Sandberg *and* Nick Clegg ? Their deep expertise in [ checks notes ] ad sales and softly-delivered untruths will surely come in handy to a data centre firm:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-09/nscale-raises-2-billion-and-adds-sandberg-clegg-to-board

Boosted by jwz:
solarpapst@social.anoxinon.de ("Solarpapst") wrote:

cost of war

Attachments:

• video: e51a649329bd6266.mp4

Boosted by jwz:
culturalgutter@mastodon.online ("Cultura") wrote:

Periodic reminder that Shaw Bros. keeps adding movies to their YT channel. All free! All beautiful transfers! A variety of genres! Plus, a lot of things we haven't seen available with English subtitles before. https://www.youtube.com/@ShawBrosCinema #movies #ShawBrothers #HongKong #FilmHistory

Boosted by jwz:
dreid@wandering.shop wrote:

Therac-25 huh? That shit is wild. I can't believe industry would be so irresponsible.

Anyway time to ask my Markov Waifu to make a list of probable military installations to bomb.

Boosted by jwz:
drewharwell.com@bsky.brid.gy ("Drew Harwell") wrote:

The guy who voices Master Chief from the video game "Halo," who was featured in a White House meme video showing missiles blowing people up in Iran, calls it "disgusting and juvenile war porn" wapo.st/3NhffGm

Boosted by NfNitLoop ("Cody Casterline 🏳️‍🌈"):
dbattistella@mstdn.ca ("DB 🌱💦") wrote:

🚨 OpenAI's head of Robotics resigned because the company is building lethal AI weapons with NO human input required.

> Read that again. Lethal. Autonomy. Without. Human. Authorization.

> The person who built the robots is saying she quit because there are no guardrails on who they kill.

This is the same company that won't let ChatGPT say a swear word.

They put safety filters on your prompts but none on their kill chain.

Boosted by jwz:
bitterkarella@sfba.social ("Lesbian Death Bed") wrote:

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PhineasX@mastodon.art wrote:

I have once again been way off w/r/t actual painting so I wanted to mess with something small and low stress and dumb with no attachment to how it was going to turn out and I think it's safe to say I accomplished that