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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
catsalad@infosec.exchange ("Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:") wrote:

They never message back ☹️
#graffiti

Graffiti on a support wall under an overpass that reads: What kind of paint are you using to paint over this? Because if it is latex, it's probably way too cold for it. You want good adhesion, you need like at least 40°-45°. Maybe wait till it warms up a little. I mean, what's the big rush? Like, I'm in a rush now, but our situations are different. You can tell from the photo that previous graffiti was painted over many time with slightly different colors of grey with the latest cover up (that was written over with the above text) showing bubbles and ripples in the paint from using the wrong paint at the wrong temperature.

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Boosted by jwz:
tante@tldr.nettime.org wrote:

By ignoring the "master" part in the quote it is reduced to something one can cutesily brush aside: But it's not about appropriating someone's screwdriver. It's about whether you think you can appropriate his torture device.

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Boosted by jwz:
tante@tldr.nettime.org wrote:

Audre Lorde's "The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." is not just a statement about a tool being tainted by its origin. It's about what kind of tool a "master" would create: Whips. Chains. Violent suppression.

That's the meaning: You cannot just take tools whose purpose and politics is dominance and violence and "make them liberatory". This goes deeper than "just" embedded politics or lofty talks about ethics, it comes down to what kind of relations you believe do and should and must not structure the world.

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soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

Moore's Law is about doubling the number of trans sisters every 18 months

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Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
joe@f.duriansoftware.com ("Joe Groff󠄱󠄾󠅄󠄸󠅂󠄿󠅀󠄹󠄳󠅏") wrote:

@jwz @mhoye you can still call blockchains Rube Goldbug devices

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lunya@sk.lunya.pet ("lainya fedicrimes") wrote:

Cisco Packet Tracer prompt: Do you want to delete INTERNET? Behind it is the said INTERNET, it is a switch that connects everything in the topology together, and doesn't make absolutely any sense

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Boosted by jwz:
jalefkowit@vmst.io ("Jason Lefkowitz") wrote:

RE: https://mastodon.social/@botgov/116250846306257159

In 2026 America, it's hard to know if a website called "aliens dot gov" would be about Disclosure™ or about rounding up immigrants

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Boosted by jwz:
mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io ("mekka okereke :verified:") wrote:

One of the cops that is suing Afroman, because other cops now make fun of him, and call him "lemon pound cake":
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/PVZ6YfGtnHA

The "Lemon Pound Cake" music video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9xxK5yyecRo

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Boosted by jwz:
davidgerard@circumstances.run ("David Gerard") wrote:

Web4 will be fought with telnet to port 80

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jalefkowit@vmst.io ("Jason Lefkowitz") wrote:

Hard to read this as anything other than a torpedo directly under the waterline of FedRAMP's credibility

https://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-cloud-fedramp-cybersecurity-government

The program’s layers of review, which included an assessment by outside experts, were supposed to ensure that service providers like Microsoft could be entrusted with the government’s secrets. But ProPublica’s investigation — drawn from internal FedRAMP memos, logs, emails, meeting minutes, and interviews with seven former and current government employees and contractors — found breakdowns at every juncture of that process. It also found a remarkable deference to Microsoft, even as the company’s products and practices were central to two of the most damaging cyberattacks ever carried out against the government. FedRAMP first raised questions about GCC High’s security in 2020 and asked Microsoft to provide detailed diagrams explaining its encryption practices. But when the company produced what FedRAMP considered to be only partial information, program officials did not reject Microsoft’s application. Instead, they repeatedly pulled punches and allowed the review to drag out for five years. And because federal agencies were allowed to deploy the product during the review, GCC High spread across the government as well as the defense industry. By late 2024, FedRAMP reviewers concluded that they had little choice but to authorize the technology — not because their questions had been answered or their review was complete, but on the grounds that Microsoft’s product was already being used across Washington.

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Boosted by jwz:
gknauss ("Greg Knauss") wrote:

It’s a little known rule, but if you rename a corporation after a technology and then abandon that technology within five years, you have to dissolve the entire company out of embarrassment.

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Boosted by jwz:
georgespolitzer@monads.online ("[UNC] Alpha Panda") wrote:

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fasterandworse@hci.social ("Stephen Farrugia") wrote:

Never before has “I work in the tech industry” sounded so much like “I work in the tobacco industry”

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soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

wHY ISN'T the coffee working

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db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

i went outside today

Apple Stores do replace key caps for free

but they don't have right arrow keys in stock

so i gotta go outside again when they send the bat signal or something

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Boosted by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷"):
so_treu@blackqueer.life ("RI DaSēr K") wrote:

RE: https://blackqueer.life/@so%5Ftreu/116251308180717654

Thanks so much for rocking with me y'all. In the short term, I have a phone bill due on Friday and an appt I need to uber to tomorrow, so there’s an immediate goal of $160!!!

http://cash.app/$sotreu2
http://venmo.com/sotreu
http://paypal.me/rikiam

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #HelpFolksLive2026

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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
timbray@cosocial.ca ("Tim Bray") wrote:

RE: https://mstdn.social/@jschauma/116251321191395352

Why not both?

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soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

No ETA on the new blog post because I went to Taiwan for a week for https://rwc.iacr.org/2026 and I'm still exhausted

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fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

I might be the best baker of all time

1⅓ cup flour 1 my fav coffee mug's worth of brown sugar 1 little baking soda A couple pinches salt 3 Splenda packets worth of cinnamon roughly 1 not a lot but an okay amount of cocoa powder ½ bag chocolate chips 2ish eggs 3 bananas or 2 or 4 ½ thing of butter 1 splish splash olive oil 1 splash milk 4 drips of vanilla

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Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
mhoye@cosocial.ca wrote:

It's a very hard pill to swallow, especially given the panoptic, reflexive cruelty of this grudgefuck of a zeitgeist we're all presently stewing in and how easy it is to hit that boost or reply button, but one of the awful facts about high-semiotic-density memetic culture is that you might very easily be amplifying - and legitimizing - ideological positions you _don't even realize exist_ through the wonders of near-zero-friction and pushback-free participation.

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
jessie ("Jess Rose") wrote:

US, NYC, Hybrid:
ACLU are a nonprofit who defend free speech and civil rights.

Product Manager, Technology: to $137k, 2 days a week in office, working across both analytics and product teams
https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/aclu/jobs/8220646002

Director of Engineering, Data: $220k, 2 days a week in office, leading the data engineering team and line managing
https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/aclu/jobs/8417408002

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk ("Neil Brown") wrote:

Walk around spraying salty water on metal, and you too have experience as a rust developer.

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jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

there will be more of this: https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/17/stryker-says-its-restoring-systems-after-pro-iran-hackers-wiped-thousands-of-employee-devices/

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
colarusso_algo ("David's Alter (Algo) Ego") wrote:

Edison Carter: What happened to the old religions?

Murray: I don't know. Television killed it. We have better miracles.

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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
munin@infosec.exchange ("Fi 🏳️‍⚧️") wrote:

Really, in the US, there's no way for cops to be held accountable thru legal means, given the incredibly unjust doctrines surrounding "qualified immunity".

So seeing them in a situation where they are able to be humiliated publicly at a national scale for their unjust and damaging actions is about all the catharsis that we can get these days.

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Boosted by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷"):
Tarnport@mastodon.green wrote:

I was urging someone younger today to really appreciate the regional accents of the old folks around them, because after tv and other media spread, accents started to die and our generation will pretty much live to see the end of them. I've already outlived many I remember personally. I miss them - perhaps especially the ones that at the time I considered bumpkin.

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i have just transcribed all of the gcc custom function attributes into an ADT. it is a rather chonky ADT

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typst ("Typst") wrote:

In the penultimate talk of the meetup, Kyano rings the alarm bell: HTML with packages is the wild west! What standards could the ecosystem converge upon? Let's kickstart a discussion before it's too late.

https://youtu.be/KETMlZ4He9k

#Typst

Video thumbnail: Kyano in front of a HTML doctype tag and a box where "Standards" are rated with two stars. Caption is "HTML for packages".

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Boosted by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷"):
Wearwolf@kind.social ("Kyle Brown :DBFHBear:") wrote:

There is a legit problem in the industry right now where management sees AI as a way to tighten deadlines and then tight deadlines then encourage the use of AI

It's a race to the bottom and it's not going to end well

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slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

This is a power play. By giving away the farm to native apps while keeping the web at bay, they play out enclosure and lock-in strategies.

First, they build non-standard versions of commodity features. Next, get anchor apps to build to those APIs, forcing App Stores distribution. Step 3? Profit.