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db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

FYI two weeks before Vercel sell your data and code to the slop factories

you can opt out... or find a reputable host that doesn't celebrate [every muted and blocked keyword]

https://vercel.com/changelog/updates-to-terms-of-service-march-2026#:~:text=opt%20out%20by-,March%2031st%202026%2011%3A59%3A59%20PST

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gerardkcohen@front-end.social ("Gerard K Cohen") wrote:

For the 26 of you that are following me...

First of all, thank you!

Second, I was laid off by Atlassian last week. I would appreciate if you can share with your followers that I am now open to opportunities and help increase my follower count.

Some more information about me: https://gerardkcohen.me/hire-me.html

Thank you, all 26 of you!

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
silverface@cyberpunk.lol (":crt_test_pattern: 🗡") wrote:

If you're not in the know: Ray Blanchard is the originator of "autogynephilia," and Lisa Littman is known for using highly biased methods to try and validate "rapid onset gender dysphoria."

Don't respond to them. Tell your friends not to respond to them. Tell them to tell their friends.

https://masto.ai/@transworld/116251795958925187

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Jyoti@mas.to ("Jyoti Mishra") wrote:

same, Hulk, same

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sundogplanets ("Prof. Sam Lawler") wrote:

Well, I have now been quoted calling SpaceX "fuckweasels" in a real publication by real journalists: https://au.pcmag.com/ai/116598/spacex-to-start-small-with-1-million-satellite-plan-pushes-back-on-critics

I guess I am proud of myself? (They are, indeed, fuckweasels, for their complete lack of care for the atmosphere that we all depend on, as well as not caring about Kessler Syndrome, or light pollution, or smashing people on the ground...)

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jik@federate.social ("Jonathan Kamens 86 47") wrote:

#TheOnion going hard at #SamAltman.
It's hard to pick, but I think this is my favorite line:
"Why did you decide to devote your life to AI?
I just saw so much suffering in the world that needed to be automated."
#OpenAI #funny #humor
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sam-altman/

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jripley ("John Ripley") wrote:

Excited to hear that we’re going to rename all the Washington and Jefferson streets everywhere.

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

There are probably grown-ass adults who cannot get laid entirely because they're getting dating/relationship advice from ChatGPT.

And this will probably become an increasingly prevalent issue.

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mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io ("mekka okereke :verified:") wrote:

This Afroman trial is giving me life.

Cops raided Afroman's house for no reason. They pointed guns at him and his kids, ransacked his house, and tried to disconnect his home security cameras. They didn't disconnect them all, and so were allegedly caught on camera stealing his money.

He then made a series of music videos using footage from his security camerasz and body cam footage. Now the cops are suing him for making the videos. The ACLU is defending him.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/2m8NpGplUOM

jwz wrote:

Today in ACAB: Afroman defeats Officer Lemon Pound Cake.

Afroman found not liable in bizarre Ohio defamation case: Afroman did not defame Ohio cops in a satirical music video that featured footage of them fruitlessly raiding the rapper's house, a jury...
https://jwz.org/b/yk4o

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babe@glitterkitten.co.uk ("tiddy roosevelt") wrote:

Normally whenever I do anything with the hedgehog houses I get a 'THAT WON'T STOP A CAT!' guy turn up to be wrong at me

This time I actually designed the entrances myself, based around my understanding of cat anatomy which I only learned to stop them getting in the damn hedgehog houses. I am perfectly placed to 'well, actually...' and not a single such guy has emerged.

I am both thrilled we have moved past it but gutted for my unaired prepared argument

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xgranade@wandering.shop ("Cassandra is only carbon now") wrote:

@glyph Mostly it's this part that strikes me as being something I deeply object to, and for three reasons.

We don't know the actual energy usage impact of AI, partly in thanks to corporate secrecy.

Whatever progress we've made in renewable energy, that doesn't change that many genAI companies are using non-renewable sources for training and inferencing energy (to wit, Musk in Memphis).

And finally, genAI eating up capacity means that progress in renewables has a reduced impact on energy use.

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hobart@uwu.social ("Hobart") wrote:

#xscreensaver looks great

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brotherpsyche ("notanowl") wrote:

@nullagent my type of folk / acab

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glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

@jrdepriest @SnoopJ @aud @tante "what if we could get rid of everything that *wasn't* an insider threat. what if the entire inside was made of threats? would that fix it?"

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SnoopJ@hachyderm.io wrote:

I am begging you to ask clarifying questions of other people's opinions if you actually give a shit rather than assigning them a position that cannot be supported by the conversational context (making up a Guy) and then getting mad about what you made up

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

alternate universe where instead of tiny glass NeXTSTEP rectangles we got tiny acrylic IRIX rectangles send toot

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0x6e6174@catgirl.cloud ("natalie[ee]") wrote:

"MX" record? can't believe they made DNS woke

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (good kind)") wrote:

Metrification of code is like inherently busted sure sure, goodharts law and whatever, but trying to inculcate an inverse line-count metric as a desirable target at work: small PRs and negative line counts are beautiful and so on. I just saw a +750/-600 turn into +500/-1733 and i almost wept. Eventually this will backfire in some way, but for now I am rejoicing.

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mhoye@cosocial.ca wrote:

Absolutely delighted to get an email from a total stranger saying they liked a six year old blogpost and pointing out one typo. Thank you, random person on the internet; I've made the correction.

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tootbrute@fedi.arkadi.one wrote:

@fromjason told you guys these are AI boosters. him and the hardfork guys who made that fediverse server...that apparently is dying cause they aren't checking it?

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falcennial ("millennial fulcrum") wrote:

Mark Zuckerberg wasted $75 billion dollars on his ugly VR garbage nobody wants. with no vision and no users he terminates his failed dream on 7 June.

with enough money and influence to coerce a government to adopt healthcare for all he wasted it instead on a humiliating fad. his magnum opus, dead.

spending will now be redirected to AI slop.

perhaps reconsider staying active on his website for rating the attractiveness of his classmates. empowering that malicious cretin is not dignified.

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Tim Cook telling Good Morning America "I'm not political" lol fuck off

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SnoopJ@hachyderm.io wrote:

LB: you will literally live longer if you don't get worked up about every little thing.

stress is not good for you and is in fact abundant in the world so maybe stop picking up stress voluntarily if that's a thing that you are doing

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Especially hating the term "users" in this context.

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aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place wrote:

one of the more useful things I realized at some point for how to be a good code reviewer is "that's not how I'd do it" is not constructive feedback and is not a valid reason to request a change, and if you can't think of an actual good reason to block a review, you can save a lot of time for everybody involved by just chilling out about it

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Nazani@universeodon.com wrote:

@evacide Concept: Drones v. Flock ppv website, proceeds to benefit food pantries.

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QuatermassTools@infosec.exchange ("Bernard Quatermass") wrote:

@soatok banned from the kink group too, “have you tried locked-down linux ?”

jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

I have lived the last dozen years, more or less, knowing Zendaya has a last name, but not knowing what it is, that has just ended, I know it now, no, I will not tell you what it is, if you don't know you should still have some mystery to your life

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uglyreykjavik.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("Ugly Reykjavik") wrote:

Another house by Guðjón Samúelsson at Vífilsstaðir is currently being renovated, so there's hope for this one.#Iceland #photography #streetphotography #abandoned #decay #history #architecture #door