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lucky@mastodon.nz ("Lucky ✨") wrote:

"i prompted an output from the machine that outputs crazy bullshit with no basis in reality and what happened next will shock you"

grandpa no!

fribbledom ("muesli") wrote:

Java tooling in 2026:

"Install JDK 21."
"Actually keep JDK 26."
"Also set JAVA_HOME to something."
"Gradle will ignore it unless it won't."

Jeez, I just wanted to compile an app not perform an ancient ritual.

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

NVIDIA: Our new AI enhances game graphics!

The enhancements:

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

these are almost as good as opinionated frameworks

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

thank god, it's an opinionated guide

Boosted by jwz:
davidgerard@circumstances.run ("David Gerard") wrote:

https://newstechnica.com/2012/10/30/chuck-norris-facts-updated/

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked gay marriage, and fell flat on his ass.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He’s worrying about gay marriage.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure gay marriage. Too bad for him he never cries.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only the quivering fear of gay marriage.

Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups — he might accidentally get gay-married.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he would check his closet for gay marriage, if he had a closet.

Chuck Norris does not go opposing gay marriage, because the word “opposing” implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris already failed to stop gay marriage.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil to stop gay marriage. When the deal had been done, the devil gay-married him.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. Tell him how *fabulous* gay marriage is.

Boosted by jwz:
timnitGebru@dair-community.social ("Timnit Gebru (she/her).") wrote:

Bernie Sanders just created a video to make a point about issues of privacy in AI (a real problem). His supporters on Muskrat's platform came for me when I quote tweeted his post saying, "at this point, Bernie’s job seems to be lobbying for Anthropic."

So I'm going to elaborate on the corporate psyop that has been happening since the beginning of time and how no one seems to learn their lesson.

jwz wrote:

This story just makes me sad all over again that we never got a third season of Impulse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWLCtREegLQ

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

bummed that I could not attend PyCascades when I had a single conflicting obligation, relieved that I am not attending PyCascades now that I have like eight conflicting obligations crashing into each other simultaneously

jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

Trump is going to "double down" again, as the Iranians refuse to roll over and play dead and his frustration rises. he is having trouble understanding he is not in control of this.

Trump's War is going to result in Marines and Sailors dying for Trump's Whim.

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt ("Nina Kalinina") wrote:

When I first watched War Games (1983) I thought "wow, so weird, not only they had terrible password management, but their test 'AI' system was directly linked to the prod".

Ha-ha. :blobcat_thisisfine:

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social ("Kevin Beaumont") wrote:

I just googled something and Google put its AI summary top, which incorrectly used a Facebook post - misinterpreting it. The Facebook post itself was an AI summary of a user post - which AI had also misinterpreted. The result is the Google answer was just total bollocks.

10/10 no notes.

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VeroniqueB99 ("Vee") wrote:

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
Ninji@wuffs.org wrote:

just saw an ad for a soft drink that said “same incredible taste, fruity new look” and that’s basically how i felt after i finally got my hair dyed blue

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
ColinTheMathmo@mathstodon.xyz ("Colin the Mathmo") wrote:

Why would *anyone* choose to cross a border into or out of the USA at the moment?

https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/canada/2026/03/20/canadian-mother-and-her-seven-year-old-daughter-detained-in-texas-husband

Paperwork fully in order, legally permitted to be in the country, and hauled off into detention.

#USA #Travel

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

lol, i hadn't realised DLSS5 was so bad. i mean i know it's all ridiculous, but i had foolishly assumed they would be sensible enough not to advertise it until they got rid of the obvious artifacting.

Boosted by jwz:
spellingmistakescostlives@mastodon.ie ("Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives") wrote:

jwz wrote:

I know none of you click links, let alone Previouslies, but I promise you that all of the Previouslies on this one are worth your time.

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
propublicaguild@union.place ("ProPublica Guild") wrote:

We are not on strike yet. The vote authorized our Bargaining Committee to call a strike when needed. Support us by visiting our website, donating to our strike fund and signing our petition.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

the only things saving me from making a bsd distro are:

• need money for hardware
• not a teenager any more

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
sarae@ecoevo.social ("Sara") wrote:

seeing another round of "don't favorite posts on fedi"

folks it is a kind and lovely thing to favorite someone's post and anyone who tells you not to be kind and lovely has told you something about themself

it's true that it doesn't particulary increase the distribution of your post but the idea that we're all here to get things distributed as far as possible is pretty weird

jwz wrote:

Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.

FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation: Phillips spoke "on multiple podcasts" about being teleported against his will, which he has...
https://jwz.org/b/yk4x

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Considering making this into a blog post with a real bombastic headline like

"Can The MacBook Pro Save The World?"

Lolol. I mean, really lean into the inevitable accusation that I'm making Apple into a moral actor, instead of just pointing out that Apple's business strategy just so happens to be preventing a pretty terrible cloud-centric, centralized compute future.

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

And, and, and. We know what the PC market looks like when there isn't a competitive force to keep computational power on-device.

The gaming PC market.

Companies are pushing gaming to the cloud at breakneck speed. They've dumped billions into R&D to improve latency.

Now, you can *rent* a "gaming" thin-client for $20/month.

If Nvidia and the like can pusher *gamers* to the cloud, normies will be a breeze. The only thing stopping them is, imo, Apple (for now).

https://youtu.be/I3xYHYuMqZU

Boosted by ratatui_rs@fosstodon.org ("Ratatui"):
orhun@fosstodon.org ("Orhun Parmaksız 👾") wrote:

New Redis TUI in town! 🔥

🌀 **tredis** — Explore & manage Redis from the terminal

💯 Browse keys, inspect data types, monitor commands in real-time

🔐 Multi-server + TLS support (Upstash, Redis Cloud, etc.)

🦀 Written in Rust & built with @ratatui_rs

⭐ GitHub: https://github.com/huseyinbabal/tredis

#rustlang #ratatui #tui #redis #tls #terminal #commandline #opensource

Attachments:

• video: 86ed9a2f8eb8c269.mp4

pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

What a weird thing to find in a genetics textbook. Noah was an albino?

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/03/20/noah-or-snow-white/

Boosted by jwz:
dansup wrote:

Folks, please be nice to BlueSky.

You don't want to be labelled as a critic, and kindly remember they are really decentralized and only took $100+ million in venture capital to improve the social web.

Last but not least, don't pay attention to the CEO responding to criticism by responding with "Are you paying us? Where?" followed up with "You could try a posters strike. I hear that works".

They are great. ATProto is the future. They aren't like other girls.

They care ❤️

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mhoye@cosocial.ca wrote:

A few months ago, after years of not accepting venture capital funding, @Gargron stepped down as CEO of Mastodon as part of Mastodon's becoming a not-for-profit.

A few days ago, Bluesky CEO Jay Graber stepped down and a few days later Bluesky announced that - surprise - we got a hundred milliion dollars in venture capital investment from a cryptocurrency company and that happened a full year ago but we were just too busy to mention it.

These two things are not the same at all.

jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

life can be so very difficult for a housecat

Boosted by jwz:
quarknova@wikis.world ("chaotic enby") wrote:

My #Wikipedia request for comment just closed, finally banning #AI content in articles! "The use of LLMs to generate or rewrite article content is prohibited"

Kudos to all who participated in writing the guideline (especially Kowal2701) and the whole WikiProject AI Cleanup team, this was very much a group effort!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Writing%5Farticles%5Fwith%5Flarge%5Flanguage%5Fmodels/RfC