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Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
Lana@beige.party ("𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"") wrote:

MAGA: DEI is weakness!! diversity is bad!

SEATTLE: *chuckling* The most diverse neighborhood in America is Federal Way in Seattle.

MAGA: socialism never works!

SEATTLE: *folding our arms* just for that we're going to socialism even harder. we just elected a socialist Mayor.

MAGA: feminism is the downfall of society!

SEATTLE: *wiping our brow* our female socialist mayor just built the world's first floating train system.

MAGA: but you can't just raise minimum wage to $10/hr. All the job creators will leave!

SEATTLE: *nostrils flaring* you're right let's make it double that instead.

MAGA: but all the billionaires will leave!

SEATTLE: *eyes flashing* you don't have to sell us on it. it's $21.30/hr now.

MAGA: you'll collapse! this is the end of civilization! what the fuck are you doing??

SEATTLE: *levitating three feet above the ground* we just voted in a wealth tax targeting billionaires and became the fastest growing economy in the entire country while sheltering trans folks and immigrants what the fuck are you gonna do about it bitches

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
rmondello@hachyderm.io ("Ricky Mondello") wrote:

Madness is “asking” an LLM to review some code, seeing it very verbosely miss the point 80% of the time, and then replying to it to explain what it got wrong.

Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
beccadax@soincredibly.gay ("Becca Royal-Gordon") wrote:

Hot take: The Artemis livestream is a damning indictment of modern computing devices. It seems like half the radio chatter is troubleshooting email delivery problems, confusing user interfaces, or devices not booting or connecting. Literal astronauts with years of training can’t make our stuff work.
https://tech.lgbt/@quephird/116353383035378497

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

Every JavaScript-centric YT channel/podcast for the last 15 years: we don't understand how browsers work. In fact, nobody knows, and Facebook says that if you get close enough to figuring it out, you'll get eaten by lions. Zuck's a trustworthy guy, and the Reactors haven't been eaten by lions, so we should listen to them. The alternative is getting eaten by lions, after all.

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

if you're a fellow American, they could be your kids. if he keeps going with the war crimes that he has announced, they might _be_ your kids when a coalition of China and Europe has to invade Washington to take Trump and Hegseth into custody and stop us. it feels like we are all too panicked all of the time but given how bad this might get we are _really_ not panicked enough

fribbledom ("muesli") wrote:

Modern software development:

solving yesterday's problems with tomorrow's complexity.

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

I feel like with all the discussion of oil prices we're kinda forgetting the murders of over a hundred schoolchildren at the Minab school. I really want some journalistic institution to run a profile of one of those children every single day. say their names, show their pictures, and remind everyone that the US military murdered them for no discernible reason.

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

Had missed @brucelawson's excellent "Apple at 50" post; nodded the whole way:

https://brucelawson.co.uk/2026/apple-at-50-my-top-five-apple-moments/

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt ("Natasha :mastodon: 🇪🇺") wrote:

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

mbrubeck@mefi.social wrote:

It's getting hot in here
So take off every 'ZIG'!!

jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

this is disgusting

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/us/ice-detains-military-wife-soldier-deployment.html?unlocked%5Farticle%5Fcode=1.YlA.L3KI.-xghJx04VPY5&smid=nytcore-ios-share

fribbledom ("muesli") wrote:

Logging is just debugging for your future self.

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
tilton@fursuits.online ("Tilton Raccoon") wrote:

This comment sums up why I’m so tired of programming in 2026 pretty well

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

stevie wonder get out of my bathroom

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
Mudlark@bark.lgbt ("Mudlark :verified_trans:") wrote:

@soatok I think what a lot of Americans don’t realise (or don’t want to admit) is that trump is possibly the most ‘American’ president there’s been so far.

Like, this is what the American empire is about. Invading other countries and killing their people, as well as the absolute prioritisation of the wealth of the capitalist class over the needs and rights of the people. He is much more abrasive about doing it, but the presidents before him were doing the same things, just quieter.

I think this can be best seen in /why/ trump is so deeply unpopular. The issues that are dominating popular discussion for Americans are… cost of living and ICE. A lot of Americans are unhappy with government because the misfortune is pointed inwards at them too now. Hell, even the main concern people have with the Iranian war is an economic one, not the ‘killing people’ part.

cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen") wrote:

I love that there are, even in this advanced stage dystopia, little, quiet places on the internet where you can find a page where a celebrity just talks about some of their favorite records and that's it.

https://www.synthhistory.com/post/elijah-wood-s-favorite-records

I also enjoyed the little podcast series. It's the only one I've listened to in a while at 1x speed. Production is wonderful.

https://www.synthhistory.com/podcast

The articles look like a lot of fun too, but I haven't tried to dig into them all. But I did enjoy the interview with the creator of Synth History, Danz CM.

https://www.synthhistory.com/post/ela-minus-interviews-danz-cm

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (good kind)") wrote:

to be clear - what does this one extremely simple feature reflect for the user?

In the "traditional way," the user can go to a website and see an example of how to do this themselves with information that's derived from the actual values used in computation. cool.

In the "LLM way," the user has no agency, can't see why the LLM might fail because they can't see the system prompt is directly feeding in the metadata about the available fields and thus has no idea that the model is capable of being wrong about its own fucking code and so they are shown wrong fucking values.

So the cost of transforming something to the "just prompt it" modality is "it being completely fucking wrong" even when that thing is literally just a feature that refers to the program state that is entirely owned by the fucking program" - to say nothing about how that pattern of development being recursively applied to the develpoment of the tool causes it to be fucking wrong as a matter of practice.

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
jbz@indieweb.social wrote:

Gabe Newell Is Shitting Yacht Money into Flatpak and You're Still Arguing about Init Systems | S3kshun8's Lair

｢ Most saddening of all is that the legitimate and valid communal focused ideology that the old guard purports to hold up - is actually being lived and expressed by the corporations those same people would argue are capturing the ecosystem ｣

https://s3kshun8.games/blog/flatpak-won/

#flatpak #systemd #opensource #rant

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io wrote:

@jonny computer says no

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange ("abadidea") wrote:

The train just passed a presumably disused length of track where they have stored many hundreds of glass windows upright right across the tracks, presumably waiting to be used to rennovate a station somewhere. And I can’t stop thinking about a miscommunication leading to a very loud, very inconvenient but very funny disaster

Boosted by jwz:
az@scorpinc.social ("Az") wrote:

50 years on and space travel has become the techno utopia we have always wanted, as summed up in this quote from NASA's Artemis II livestream

Boosted by jwz:
da_667@infosec.exchange wrote:

RE: https://labyrinth.social/@nash/116178591588359360

y'ever write code so inefficient you have to bribe your buddies at the EPA to let you run gas turbines on site, poison the local wildlife and community, and consume all of their water for your datacenter?

Boosted by jwz:
RadicalGraffiti@todon.eu ("Radical Graffiti") wrote:

Anti-ICE poster spotted in San Diego, California

Boosted by jwz:
johnrogers.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("John Rogers") wrote:

This feels like they medicated him to the gills for the Wednesday speech, he barely managed that low energy mess, so they realize the just can’t guarantee he’ll be coherent anymore. He’s just the old guy they show cool AI briefings to so they can use the king powers the Supreme Court gave him.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xzlvsk4ty7ecwigbjpxah6yb/post/3mir64a5jed2v

Boosted by jwz:
rysiek@mstdn.social ("Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦") wrote:

Happy ninth Mastodon Won't Survive Day to all who celebrate!
https://mashable.com/article/mastodon-wont-survive

#Fediverse #Mastodon

Boosted by jwz:
alice@mk.nyaa.place ("Alice :neocat_flag_transbian:") wrote:

@lunareclipse@snug.moe @chirpbirb@meow.social same as what happened with duckstation

the developer got so fed up with linux users he changed license to one that prohibits distribution (i.e. you can use the provided builds or build it yourself, but not package it) - and ofc linux users respected it and quietly left...

...haha no, they declared the developer the devil, and were (and still are) like: I don't care, you can't stop me

Boosted by jwz:
chirpbirb@meow.social ("taco, bird/cat :verified420:") wrote:

open source software developers are getting fed up and are finally recognizing that they can just fucking leave.

• the owner of nvim-treesitter gets a really shitty comment from a user saying that the update to a required version broke their workflow
• the owner replies saying "hey just pin what you need instead of mainlining it if you need this for an older version"
• the shitty user replies back saying "go switch to something that doesn't require interacting with people"
• the owner says "OK." and ARCHIVES THE REPO

https://github.com/nvim-treesitter/nvim-treesitter/discussions/8627

like, holy shit, what a power move.

Boosted by jwz:
quephird@tech.lgbt ("Danie🏒🏒e is officially a PWHL fan") wrote:

OMFG… I just heard Mission Control tell Artemis II literally, “Everything but email is go”

LOLSOBBING MY ASS OFF NOW

jwz wrote:

Today I woke up and chose violence.

Arguing with robots has become something of a hobby of mine.
https://jwz.org/b/yk5y

Boosted by fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷"):
mcc wrote:

I wonder if any t-shirts survive from this era of TWA branding