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Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
daedalus@eigenmagic.net ("JP") wrote:

I have a magic rock that finds 0-day RCE in critical infrastructure and also keeps tigers away. It is too powerful for anyone to see but me and a few of my friends who are laughing and having a lovely time just out of shot.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

lol, trying to extrapolate old benchmarking numbers to modern hardware i don't have access to through the power of educated guesswork.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

this includes great stuff like median merge time for copilot-reviewed requests.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

github sure is adding a lot of features regarding checks notes copilot usage metrics.

is this just so microsoft can keep doing the least advisable thing to their own staff?

db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

reading: My salary history
https://adactio.com/journal/22519

my own accounting is a mess, i'm tempted to find the numbers, but from memory: worst years ~£20k and best years ~£60k (since 2012 self-employed). I work a 4 day week but fall shy of my theoretical "maximum" (for my rate) because i don't pack in work

jwz wrote:

Important XScreenSaver policy update.

25: No contributions built with, or assisted by, LLMs or any kind of "generative AI" tools will be considered. If you didn't bother writing it, I'm not going to bother reading it. XScreenSaver is art by humans for humans.

https://jwz.org/b/yk56

Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
owa ("Open Web Advocacy") wrote:

🔥 "Capable browsers, and the PWAs they support, hold the power to grow an ecosystem of applications that no gatekeeper can own or tax, based on standardised APIs that resist enclosure. But few outlets are connecting these dots for readers."

📖 Read: https://infrequently.org/2026/04/the-web-is-an-antitrust-wedge/

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

'tight feedback loop' sounds extremely lewd.

Gargron ("Eugen Rochko") wrote:

#Plushtodon

Attachments:

• gifv: Mastodonぬいぐるみ

Gargron ("Eugen Rochko") wrote:

今年分のMastodonぬいぐるみの販売のために、日本で倉庫を借りるのが現実的か知りたいです。20cmのMastodonぬいぐるみが5000円+国内送料だとしたら買いますか？回答ありがとう!! #plushtodon

jwz wrote:

So it has come to this

db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

notes on Vibecusation
https://dbushell.com/notes/2026-04-09T05:29Z/

random thoughts triggered by one of those useless "AI vetting" tools I keep seeing

jwz wrote:

"I did 'port upgrade outdated' and that didn't waste hours of my time un-fucking ffmpeg or imagemagick or both", said I never.

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

@owa Apple's WebKit neglects since '10 never rose to the level of a problem for Fruit Co.; only the theat of fines and competition did.

So, if you you want good things to keep arriving, it isn't enough to genuflect towards 280. We must demand real browser competition, and a tech press that gets it.

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

@owa Progress on the web depends on competition. This is foundational, from bug fix responsiveness to the legitimacy of web standards. And Apple has put all of it at risk to keep taking 30% from in-app purchases in "casual games". It's dressed up in a lot of frippery, but that's what's going on:

https://infrequently.org/2025/09/apples-crimes-against-the-internet-community/

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

@owa The credibility of that threat is in question, however, because the tech press are bungling the biggest app store story of the past 15 years and regulators are pulling punches in the face of Apple's maximal campaign of delay and half-truths:

https://infrequently.org/2026/04/the-web-is-an-antitrust-wedge/

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

Amazing post. I hope web devs understand this as downstream of antitrust pressure on Apple re: iOS & other browsers.

@owa won the headcount Apple poured in since '20 because it allowed them to claim engagement w/o threatening the app store. Even the *threat* of competition has created a sea change in user's favour:

https://blog.gitbutler.com/the-great-css-expansion

aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart") wrote:

https://ergosphere.blog/posts/the-machines-are-fine/ Another really good article. I've not finished reading it yet but it's good enough to share before I do.

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

“These apps will win awards at the next all-hands. In two years they’ll be unmaintainable tech debt some poor soul inherits and rewrites from scratch.”

https://leehanchung.github.io/blogs/2026/04/05/the-ai-great-leap-forward/

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
robert@rah.social ("Robert A. Hill") wrote:

I don't think I have ever read a more concise and yet thorough explanation of my own observations, conclusions, and fears as a 20+ year veteran technology professional and 15 year SRE veteran.

We are actively tearing down the hard fought wins for ourselves and our customers in the chase for the MBAs and business idiots and the institutional knowledge and processes that solved huge problems are the victims of this AI circlejerk.

https://leehanchung.github.io/blogs/2026/04/05/the-ai-great-leap-forward/

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
mastodonmigration@mastodon.online ("Mastodon Migration") wrote:

For those feeling whipsawed by current events...

It all begins to make sense when you realize today is just another day of market manipulation.

Boosted by aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart"):
divya@sfba.social wrote:

This made me laugh but also it's AMAZING???

https://www.instagram.com/p/DWUHxe6iBi4/

Boosted by aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart"):
ScottEdelman@wandering.shop ("Scott Edelman") wrote:

Horrified to hear Mark Evanier had a mountain of original comic book art stolen from his home. Here's his list of the missing pages, some so famous the images pop into my head from the titles and issue numbers alone. Please reach out to him with any leads. https://www.newsfromme.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/Artwork-Stolen-From-Mark-Evanier.pdf

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

why does Third Way have to be Like That

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
da_667@infosec.exchange wrote:

@domi @videolan inside you, are two outlooks. neither of them are working. But VLC works every time

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
domi@donotsta.re ("dmi 💽 ") wrote:

\o/ VLC in space

@videolan

Boosted by jwz:
mwichary@mastodon.online ("Marcin Wichary") wrote:

If you looked carefully, you might have spotted this Y2K readiness sticker on the last photo.

Boosted by jwz:
jenniferplusplus@hachyderm.io ("Jenniferplusplus") wrote:

There's one very important thing I would like everyone to try to remember this week, and it is that AI companies are full of shit

Only rarely do their claims actually bear scrutiny, and those are only the mildest of claims they make.

So, anthropic is claiming that their new, secret, unreleased model is hyper competent at finding computer security vulnerabilities and they're *too scared* to release it into the wild.

Except all the AI companies have been making the same hypercompetence claims about literally every avenue of knowledge work for 3+ years, and it's literally never true. So please keep in mind the highly likely possibility that this is mostly or entirely bullshit marketing meant to distract you from the absolute garbage fire that is the code base of the poster child application for "agentically" developed software

You may now resume doom scrolling. Thank you

jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

Sure, this timeline sucks, but also and perhaps worse, it is deeply embarrassing

Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
mwichary@mastodon.online ("Marcin Wichary") wrote:

This Dasher line famously inspired Severance set design…