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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
theresnotime@fox.nexus ("Sammy Arson Fox :3") wrote:

treat me like a PET

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

I guess that whole forward secrecy plan isn't happening?

https://web.archive.org/web/20260410152505/https://getsession.org/donate

#Session

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
nash@labyrinth.social wrote:

if someone said something mean to me, I would simply say the exact same thing in a sonically identical way except phase inverted, so the two sounds cancel each other out before they can reach my or anyone else's ears

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

anyone else misread 'al' as 'ai' a lot now?

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

BIG PDEP sounds like really needing to use the toilet though.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

BIG PEXT is really cool because it's effectively pext on bigints. which could be useful for co-debruijn representation

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

hmm, you know i still didn't implement BIG PEXT

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

okay well that's it, i'm calling the weekend.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

corbyn pressure, a radio comedy where people are forced by an old man to make their own jam.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
kianga@tail.ooo ("Kianga") wrote:

If you think cat bellies are deliciously soft but risky, wait until you’ve tried dragon belly!

🐉 @karb, 🦊 @Polarie_Fox, 📷 @Deepseacreatur3

#FursuitFriday #Fursuit

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
eff ("Electronic Frontier Foundation") wrote:

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X.

This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵 (1/5)
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/04/eff-leaving-x

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io ("Human Brain Enthusiast") wrote:

Companies should be required by law to completely open devices when they end support for them

If they don’t, the penalty should be that the CEO has to eat the bricked devices

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/apr/09/amazon-upsets-book-lovers-by-ending-support-for-old-kindles

Boosted by GuillaumeL@hachyderm.io ("BigSaur G"):
arretsurimages@mamot.fr ("Arrêt sur images") wrote:

Paris Match met à l'honneur la romance de Jordan Bardella avec la princesse Maria Carolina de Bourbon des Deux-Siciles. Derrière cette Une, il y a le marchepied de Bernard Arnault à l’extrême droite. L'édito de Pauline Bock en accès libre 👇

https://www.arretsurimages.net/chroniques/sur-le-gril/paris-match-mariage-de-raison-entre-patronat-et-extreme-droite

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

just tried incredibly cheap reconstituted corn snacks ('gwoon kaasflips'). oddly delicious, with the appearance of wotsits and the flavour of quavers.

that's... not gonna make a whole lot of sense outside the uk, is it?

pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

Today is going to suck.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/04/10/ive-got-homework-for-you/

db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

"Our investigation confirmed the domain was incorrectly flagged as malicious, stemming from a report by one of our trusted partners, the domain does not pose a threat and it has been, therefore, removed from our global threat database."

"trusted partners", eh?

https://social.lol/@db/116378975862866623

Mastodon wrote:

Some new t-shirt and pin designs are available in our store, and you can also get free downloadable posters to help to spread Mastodon!

#mastodon #merchtodon

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2026/04/new-t-shirts-pins-and-posters/

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social ("Kevin Beaumont") wrote:

lol of the day - noticed I’m quoted in this article, but I never spoke to the publication and the quotes are made up. They use GenAI during article creation and just made up what I thought 🤣 https://www.techbuzz.ai/articles/hacker-siphons-700k-from-u-k-energy-firm-in-payment-redirect

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to ("Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀") wrote:

ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕") wrote:

Me and Drew and streaming some Div over on https://live.freebooters.uk/ or @fblive

Boosted by dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase"):
amypotato@mastodon.ie ("Amy") wrote:

@dysfun I've used the term reports before? Mainly in the context of bug bounty, but could work elsewhere.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

Did anyone come up with a better name than 'issues' or 'tickets' yet for those things that aren't always problematic and aren't always going to be worked on?

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i am sure getting tired of seeing shocked face on youtube video cards

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

the obscure OpenBSD operating system

hmm, is that fair?

yeah, it probably is.

Boosted by Mastodon:
MastodonEngineering ("Mastodon Engineering") wrote:

Trunk & Tidbits for March is out - our monthly engineering news, featuring current releases, the profiles redesign, Collections, additional FEPs implemented - lots of work in motion.

#MastoDev #MastoAdmin #Mastodon

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2026/04/trunk-tidbits-march-2026/

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

bro, you're a toaster

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

how bad are the individual ads themselves? well they say 'taboola' on them, so...

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i do browse the bbc on my desktop but obvs this is somewhat better set up for not showing me all those ads so i hadn't quite noticed just how obnoxious it had gotten.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

if you ever wonder whether the bbc is reputable, you should go look at the website they serve people outside of the uk.

i do not normally use my phone to browse the bbc, but i clicked a link on it just now and holy shit i cannot believe how often they insert ads. literally in some cases after 1 sentence of text, so you can get literally a sentence surrounded by half page ads.

baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

And the rest, the shit systems that aren't core infrastructure, are packed with KNOWN vulnerabilities.

Much of the web is an all you can eat software exploit buffet. People should be much more worried about malicious people finding ways to automate the application of known exploits than about systems finding hard-to-exploit vulnerabilities in otherwise hardened software.

(Also don't use Windows for anything that needs to be safe. Just my 2 kroner.)