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Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
arcanechat@fosstodon.org ("ArcaneChat") wrote:

@soatok

"we are going to add post-quantum cryptography and re-implement Perfect Forward Secrecy"

-- receives huge donation --

"oh no! we are going to shut down"

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

My life has come to "posting on IETF mailing lists"

https://mailarchive.ietf.org/arch/msg/mls/goy5Lzp4Sqht5fUSQTXJuzpR9hU/

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

might have to call one vibe so i can say i'm coding vibe

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

okay there are at least 4 new programming languages screaming to get out of me.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
zzt@mas.to ("[object Object]") wrote:

“why won’t the AI haters admit claude mythos is good?” when it turns out the exploits it found are utterly overblown (ie the firefox exploit that only works on a custom build with the sandbox disabled amongst many other non-exploitable bugs), were found at extreme expense, and required a ton of human staff to verify (just like with existing non-LLM techniques), why won’t you admit this is a grift? why won’t you admit you’ve been falling for the same grift since 2019?

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social ("Amber :neodog_box:") wrote:

this applies here too.

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
jcoglan wrote:

reminder that until the end of april I'm offering 50% off "building git" using voucher code BGAPR2026 https://shop.jcoglan.com/building-git/

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
urbis.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("Urbis 🔜 FWA") wrote:

Three good beans (and a racc) -@anielde.bsky.social -@kibarinwolf.bsky.social -Gauss#FursuitFriday📷: @varekmorro.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
theresnotime@fox.nexus ("Sammy Arson Fox :3") wrote:

treat me like a PET

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

I guess that whole forward secrecy plan isn't happening?

https://web.archive.org/web/20260410152505/https://getsession.org/donate

#Session

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
nash@labyrinth.social wrote:

if someone said something mean to me, I would simply say the exact same thing in a sonically identical way except phase inverted, so the two sounds cancel each other out before they can reach my or anyone else's ears

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

anyone else misread 'al' as 'ai' a lot now?

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

BIG PDEP sounds like really needing to use the toilet though.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

BIG PEXT is really cool because it's effectively pext on bigints. which could be useful for co-debruijn representation

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

hmm, you know i still didn't implement BIG PEXT

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

okay well that's it, i'm calling the weekend.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

corbyn pressure, a radio comedy where people are forced by an old man to make their own jam.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
kianga@tail.ooo ("Kianga") wrote:

If you think cat bellies are deliciously soft but risky, wait until you’ve tried dragon belly!

🐉 @karb, 🦊 @Polarie_Fox, 📷 @Deepseacreatur3

#FursuitFriday #Fursuit

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
eff ("Electronic Frontier Foundation") wrote:

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X.

This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵 (1/5)
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/04/eff-leaving-x

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io ("Human Brain Enthusiast") wrote:

Companies should be required by law to completely open devices when they end support for them

If they don’t, the penalty should be that the CEO has to eat the bricked devices

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/apr/09/amazon-upsets-book-lovers-by-ending-support-for-old-kindles

Boosted by GuillaumeL@hachyderm.io ("BigSaur G"):
arretsurimages@mamot.fr ("Arrêt sur images") wrote:

Paris Match met à l'honneur la romance de Jordan Bardella avec la princesse Maria Carolina de Bourbon des Deux-Siciles. Derrière cette Une, il y a le marchepied de Bernard Arnault à l’extrême droite. L'édito de Pauline Bock en accès libre 👇

https://www.arretsurimages.net/chroniques/sur-le-gril/paris-match-mariage-de-raison-entre-patronat-et-extreme-droite

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

just tried incredibly cheap reconstituted corn snacks ('gwoon kaasflips'). oddly delicious, with the appearance of wotsits and the flavour of quavers.

that's... not gonna make a whole lot of sense outside the uk, is it?

pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

Today is going to suck.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/04/10/ive-got-homework-for-you/

db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

"Our investigation confirmed the domain was incorrectly flagged as malicious, stemming from a report by one of our trusted partners, the domain does not pose a threat and it has been, therefore, removed from our global threat database."

"trusted partners", eh?

https://social.lol/@db/116378975862866623

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#mastodon #merchtodon

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2026/04/new-t-shirts-pins-and-posters/

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social ("Kevin Beaumont") wrote:

lol of the day - noticed I’m quoted in this article, but I never spoke to the publication and the quotes are made up. They use GenAI during article creation and just made up what I thought 🤣 https://www.techbuzz.ai/articles/hacker-siphons-700k-from-u-k-energy-firm-in-payment-redirect

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to ("Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀") wrote:

ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕") wrote:

Me and Drew and streaming some Div over on https://live.freebooters.uk/ or @fblive

Boosted by dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase"):
amypotato@mastodon.ie ("Amy") wrote:

@dysfun I've used the term reports before? Mainly in the context of bug bounty, but could work elsewhere.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

Did anyone come up with a better name than 'issues' or 'tickets' yet for those things that aren't always problematic and aren't always going to be worked on?