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MissingThePt ("Missing The Point") wrote:

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

the socialist marxist communist woke rag known as the bbc has discovered pronouns that went extinct https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260408-the-extinct-english-words-for-just-the-two-of-us

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atax1a@infosec.exchange ("mx alex tax1a - 2020 (6)") wrote:

"slop works to find vulnerabilities!!" they say

well, first, it doesn't, actually, work, they cherry picked some cool examples to oneshot some dweeb

and second, lead acetate works to sweeten wine. hth

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ThermiteBeGiants@aus.social ("Justified Ancient of Moomin") wrote:

CTA has a banger new billboard ad - via https://bsky.app/profile/mattbrown.bsky.social/post/3mj6j6krzm22c

jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

Lord I see what you have done for others and I want that for myself

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/world/europe/hungary-election-orban-magyar.html

jwz wrote:

Operation Dildo Blitz.

Anti-ICE Protest in Minneapolis Ends With 50+ Arrests: Demonstrators shouted "Eat a dick!" and "Fuck ICE!" as they pelted the vehicles with dildos. Activist Russell Ellis, who posted video of the demonstration on Instagram, said...
https://jwz.org/b/yk6G

pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

I was upside down with my head deep in the black depths of a compost bin to take this picture, so I don't want to hear any complaints about it.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/04/12/down-down-in-the-dark/

Boosted by NfNitLoop ("Cody Casterline 🏳️‍🌈"):
AlSweigart ("Al Sweigart") wrote:

"The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by an AI right now."

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/116393395133158085

air karen, is that you?

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

well done hungary, you can have a slightly less fucked country, as a treat

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jplebreton ("JP") wrote:

[new technology that makes my job a little easier but makes every other job on the planet worse] wow this is great!!

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redsad@ohai.social ("captain acab :antifa:") wrote:

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mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io ("mekka okereke :verified:") wrote:

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke/116089628488517165

🔮🧙🏿‍♂️Blackstradamus remains undefeated!

Y'all don't like what I say. I get it. I don't like what I say either.

I don't say it because I want it to be true. I say it because it is true.

51% of US white folk see the ICE raids and the detention centers and Alex Pretti and Renee Good, and say good job!

Stop lying to yourselves and saying things like, "They didn't know that Trump would do this!🤡"

Or "They don't know what's happening!🤡"

Or "They're only normies! They are like newborn babes, without knowledge of what is happening in their names!🤡"

None of that is true.

They know. They approve.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

in the year two thousand and minus five

bcantrill ("Bryan Cantrill") wrote:

The peril of laziness lost

https://bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/04/12/the-peril-of-laziness-lost/

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Cdespinosa ("Chris Espinosa") wrote:

Kissinger, arms wide, mining Haiphong harbor

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
lumi@snug.moe ("🌸 lumi-nhac :catbite: :no_ai: :antifa: 🌱") wrote:

@forgejo now has a policy completely banning genai contributions! 🎉

give the project some well-deserved love!

forgejo.org/2026-03-monthly-report/#ai-agreement

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
celesteh@hachyderm.io ("Charles ☭ :trans: is a Green") wrote:

Proposal to replace "my brother in Christ" with "my comrade in the coming revolution".

Pros:
* Assumes the best in people
* Gender neutral
* Does not enshrine Christian hegemony
* Counterrevolutionaries, liberals, and status quo defenders can have a little minor irritation as a treat

Cons:
None

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

okay that story was wild. windscreen shatters and captain is partially sucked out of the plane. cabin crew have to try and grab his legs to hold him in from being pulled fully out.

captain survives, is back on duty in 5 months.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
SamantazFox@infosec.exchange ("Samantaz Fox") wrote:

@soatok The dad jokes are the cherry on top of the cryptography cake ^^

ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕") wrote:

A non-YouTube version of this video can be found/downloaded in my archives.

https://app.filen.io/#/d/ec6d31b9-1db5-4c60-8784-f898f126e2b4%23VXGmhTFRdmrKgJzYjmOfuw7g0ipoGZVY

ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕") wrote:

I made a video on YouTube explaining why I prefer posting to #PeerTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp-%5FkK37iiA

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

captain sucked out mid flight

yeah i don't think that's supposed to happen

Boosted by isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:"):
chadkoh@indieweb.social ("Chad Kohalyk") wrote:

Seven countries now generate 100% of their electricity from renewable energy

"Albania, Bhutan, Nepal, Paraguay, Iceland, Ethiopia and the Democratic Republic of Congo"

Canada is on the list of 50 countries producing over 50% of their electricity with #renewable #energy https://www.the-independent.com/tech/renewable-energy-solar-nepal-bhutan-iceland-b2533699.html

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
fugueish@wandering.shop ("Chris Palmer") wrote:

“We do not need to understand these criminals in order to try to contain and ultimately remove them. They will not last for ever, and we need to think about what happens when they’re gone – to talk about the kind of reconstruction the US will face for the first time since the civil war, the reconstruction a ravaged and corrupted country has to go through to return to functionality. But not to return to the way things were.”

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/12/united-states-trump-destruction

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
da_667@infosec.exchange wrote:

OH? YOU ARE APPROACHING MY REGISTER? APPROACHING MY WAFFLE HOUSE?

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

"You're so kneady when you wanna be bread"

adele@social.pollux.casa ("Adële 🐁") wrote:

This poll is published on #SmolFedi

Does it work?

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

Mark Zuckerberg spent $88 billion on a world with no legs

😂

aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart") wrote:

“It's possible to do everything right and still lose."

You know we can fix a lot of these cases, right? Not everything has to be on individuals.