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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i actually only came here looking for build instructions (missing, obviously), but this has definitely amused me

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

actually the entire thing is hilarious, a truly creative work 😂

https://github.com/earendil-works/pi/blob/main/CONTRIBUTING.md

e.g.

Why are new issues and PRs auto-closed?

and

Issues submitted Friday through Sunday are auto-closed and are not part of the Monday review queue.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

can we just take a moment to appreciate this line from an AI agent software's contributing guidelines?

You must understand your code. If you cannot explain what your changes do and how they interact with the rest of the system, your PR will be closed.

😂

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

Read the documentation, but you can also ask the agent to explain itself

no.

Boosted by jwz:
jwz wrote:

@riotnrrd

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

New @acollierastro dropped:

https://youtu.be/p6Ejmhwb8Sc

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imacrea@mamot.fr ("ImaCrea") wrote:

RE: https://mastodon.social/@rasterweb/116542832779822915

> " I never expected to find my news from strangers on a federated social network that half the internet has never heard of. [...] But there's something quietly beautiful about a place where people just... share what they know. No brand deals, no engagement metrics, no algorithm nudging you toward rage. Just someone who spent twenty years studying Arctic policy posting a thread at 2 AM because they think you should understand what's happening. It's the internet I was promised in 1996."

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

more info here https://seclists.org/oss-sec/2026/q2/433

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

the issue that it badly attempts to exploit was actually patched 3 months ago, so uh...

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

basically it needs CAP_SYS_ADMIN, so it's not really a privilege escalation as such, the privilege was already escalated.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

oh okay, one of the repeated exploits is hallucinated

Boosted by dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase"):
swelljoe@mas.to ("Joe Cooper 🇺🇦 🍉") wrote:

The Linux Foundation spends 2% of its money on Linux (kernel) and twice as much on "blockchain". https://techrights.org/n/2026/05/08/Over%5F97%5Fof%5Fthe%5FLinux%5FFoundation%5Fs%5FBudget%5FGoes%5FNot%5Fto%5FLinux.shtml

Boosted by GuillaumeL@hachyderm.io ("BigSaur G"):
maxleibman@beige.party ("Max Leibman") wrote:

No, I do not want to install your app.

No, I do not want that app to run on startup.

No, I do not want that app shortcut on my desktop.

No, I do not want to subscribe to your newsletter.

No, I do not want your site to send me notifications.

No, I do not want to tell you about my recent experience.

No, I do not want to sign up for an account.

No, I do not want to sign up using a different service and let the two of you know about each other.

No, I do not want to sign in for a more personalized experience.

No, I do not want to allow you to read my contacts.

No, I do not want you to scan my content.

No, I do not want you to track me.

No, I do not want to click "Later" or "Not now" when what I mean is NO.

Boosted by adele@social.pollux.casa ("Adële 🐁!"):
papawilf@hcommons.social ("wilfred") wrote:

My new favorite website: https://defuddle.md

"Get the main content of any page as Markdown."

#obsidian #defuddle #markdown #tech #websites #interesting

Boosted by adele@social.pollux.casa ("Adële 🐁!"):
unattributed@gotosocial.social ("unattributed 𓂃✍︎") wrote:

Question for #mastodon / #gotosocial folks... Has anyone come across any good, advanced tools for user management?

I want something that not only tells me if they are a mutual, but also how posts the account has made over say the last 6 months, how many boosts, how many comments / replies... Also, some indication if the account is automated...

And something that lets me unfollow in bulk.

#fediverse #users #usermanagement

Boosted by adele@social.pollux.casa ("Adële 🐁!"):
bammerlaan@mastodon.nl ("Sebastiaan Ammerlaan 🇳🇱") wrote:

I have written a sample letter that you can use to invite organizations to join the #Fediverse.

The letter is shared under a #CC0 license. Feel free to copy, adapt and send it to organizations that still rely on #BigTech.

Thanks to @danie1 for the English translation.

Replies to this post will also appear as comments under the blog post.

https://bammerlaan.nl/posts/Example%5Fletter%5FFediverse

#OpenSource #SocialMedia #mastodon #decentralisation #PublicSpaces #x #threads #bluesky #DigitalSovereignty #ActivityPub #AntiTrust

Boosted by adele@social.pollux.casa ("Adële 🐁!"):
philip@gotosocial.wittamore.fr wrote:

@adele suggested that #gotosocial was a good replacement for the classic blog, as:

1. gotosocial allows #markdown formatting in posts.

2. the maximum post length can be adjusted above the default 5000 using statuses-max-chars in gotosocial's config.yaml

What this actually means for the #fediverse I'm not sure, as it could break things. If anyone has any deeper info on this I'd love to know.

Boosted by jwz:
c_9@mstdn.ca ("Cameron MacLeod") wrote:

It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

please boost for reach and such, definitely curious to get as wide a sample as possible

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

Is agentic coding the future of software development?

neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

All maintenance is complete! 👍

Boosted by kornel ("Kornel"):
nicole@oldbytes.space ("Nicole Express") wrote:

ASLR improves security by randomizing your age, sex, and location

Boosted by EmilyEnough@hachyderm.io ("Emily 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️"):
misty@digipres.club ("Misty") wrote:

Hit the point where Safari has started autofilling "github" in the URL bar to "githubstatus.com" instead of "github.com”

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
EmberDarkpaw@meow.social ("❤️ 🐾 Ember Darkpaw 🐾❤️") wrote:

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
petrillic@hachyderm.io ("Chris Petrilli") wrote:

Quite honestly, it is very impressive that @letsencrypt has a little down time as it does. The certificate world is full of landmines that themselves have small poison darts that fire randomly. To issue a metric ton of certificates with this little outage is an accomplishment.

So have an outage. As a treat.

Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
elly@front-end.social ("Elly Loel") wrote:

i just backed build awesome pro on kickstarter, you should too!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fontawesome/build-awesome-pro?ref=thanks-tweet

🦝🦨🦡 huh who would’ve guessed that there’s not an opossum emoji

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
mcc wrote:

- Friend gives me a list of instructions for [thing] in Discord conversation
- I'm thinking: Okay I should copy this to a text file
- Then think: Wait, why bother? It's a discord convo I can grab it later
- Hour passes
- Discord goes offline and won't load older messages
- Uhh ok, I go back to the computer I had the conversation and scroll up
- Discord force reloads while scrolling, then breaks
- WHY DOES ALL THE SOFTWARE BY COMPANIES THAT FIRED ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO KEEP BREAKING

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
pythonbynight@hachyderm.io ("Mario Munoz") wrote:

RE: https://mastodon.social/@farside%5Fbot/116540494247325458

HealthGPT?

jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein") wrote:

there may have been a

Catnip Involved Incident

[cue heavy organ music]

pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

Our graduating Native American students got special recognition today.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/05/08/the-ceremonies-have-begun/