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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place ("Eniko Fox") wrote:

i think it's incredibly funny that i'm regressing in game tech as time goes on. literally writing my latest game in C with software 2D that uses blit functions i wrote myself

i wanna blame the absolute state of things in tech for this and that may be part of it but i think i'm also just *like this*

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

C++26 Shipped a SIMD Library Nobody Asked For

yeah they do that sort of thing

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

This post was written entirely by a human. No words were made up by the machine.

But, but... it's about huggingface models!

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

"it's impossible to avoid introducing hilarious bugs into code" say users of only tools that seem to be unable to avoid introducing hilarious bugs into code.

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jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

It's generally a good idea to live one's life so that one is not worried if one's partner picks up one's phone, but this does mean one must plan surprise parties on a burner phone

RE: https://www.threads.com/@24.kai/post/DYTj9OQjV5y

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i see the bun clod rewrite is going well https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/issues/30719

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

As it is, I feel uncomfortable with it, because it feels like we are letting a handful of loud voices dictate the direction we are going

oh fuck off nico, the ai haters aren't the loud ones.

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Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
glecharles@gardenstate.social ("Guy LeCharles Gonzalez") wrote:

2026 Book 20: Thinking in Systems: A Primer by Donella H. Meadows; edited by Diana Wright

Meadows starts with simple examples and slowly expands them to define and put into context what systems thinking is, and isn't, and what its limitations are. Enlightening and timeless, although I think she'd be very disappointed to see where things ended up in 2026.

#bookstodon

https://bookshop.org/a/100022/9781603580557

Thinking in Systems: A Primer by Donella H. Meadows; edited by Diana Wright

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Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
emilymbender@dair-community.social ("Prof. Emily M. Bender(she/her)") wrote:

Some reflections on frequently unasked questions about stochastic parrots (the phrase and the paper):

https://medium.com/@emilymenonbender/stochastic-parrots-frequently-unasked-questions-49c2e7d22d11

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Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
Roundtrip@federate.social ("Greg Lloyd") wrote:

@dysfun 🧵#Dijkstra #quote

So great — thank you! I had to dig up the source:

Dijkstra, E.W. “Introducing a Course on Calculi.” EWD1213, Department of Computer Sciences, University of Texas at Austin, 30 Aug 1995.

https://www.cs.utexas.edu/~EWD/transcriptions/EWD12xx/EWD1213.html

I think it wise, and only honest, to warn you that my goal is immodest. It is not my purpose to “transfer knowledge” to you that, subsequently, you can forget again. My purpose is no less than to effectuate in each of you a noticeable, irreversable change. I want you to see and absorb calculational arguments so effective that you will never be able to forget that exposure. I want you to gain, for the rest of your lives, the insight that beautiful proofs are not “found” by trial and error but are the result of a consciously applied design discipline. I want to inspire you to raise your quality standards. I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself “Dijkstra would not have liked this.”, well, that would be enough immortality for me. Your obligation is that of active participation. You should not act as knowledge-absorbing sponges, but as whetstones on which we can all sharpen our wits. If you don’t understand me, ask for clarification; if I am going too fast, slow me down. (If I am going too slow, you may try to speed me up, e.g. by yawning?) Finally, don’t expect me to motivate you, but during “office hours” I would like to get personally acquainted with you. Austin, 30 August 1995 prof.dr. Edsger W. Dijkstra Department of Computer Sciences The University of Texas at Austin Austin, TX 78750 - 8138 USA Dijkstra, E.W. “Introducing a Course on Calculi.” EWD1213

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Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

Dijkstra also appreciated my current predicament in advance:

I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself "Dijkstra would not have liked this", well, that would be enough immortality for me.

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Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

I was looking up dijkstra quotes and i found a good one i don't remember seeing before:

My point today is that, if we wish to count lines of code, we should not regard them as "lines produced" but as "lines spent": the current conventional wisdom is so foolish as to book that count on the wrong side of the ledger.

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Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
jaredwhite@indieweb.social ("Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊)") wrote:

RE: https://indieweb.social/@jaredwhite/116557949437387954

UPDATE: it's oh so much worse than we even could have imagined. 😂

https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/issues/30719

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

i'm never going to contribute to rust now, i'm pretty done.

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

meanwhile, in rust:

Using LLMs while working on rust-lang/rust is conditionally allowed

fuck every single one of you that did this.

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

dear category theory/ML friends, there's a new working draft of a textbook i saw on the orange place doing category theory-based ML. i probably lack the CT knowledge to evaluate this, but some of you may be interested.

particularly @julesh

https://hghalebi.github.io/category%5Ftheory%5Ftransformer%5Frs/

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dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

oops, i was popular overnight

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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
JulianOliver ("Julian Oliver") wrote:

Temperature check for some on-prem #selfhosting training.

Please nerdboost.

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brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:") wrote:

RE: https://mastodon.social/@adhd%5Fcoffee/116577388544265699

Thus, with my system, I can focus my limited time on perfecting this system, thus resulting in unlimited productivity!

...what do you mean it doesn't work this way?

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Boosted by jwz:
revjss@sfba.social ("Jeff Spencer") wrote:

California’s new grid-connected batteries, installed over the last 36 months or so, are the equivalent of a dozen new nuclear power plants. If California had installed a dozen nukes in a couple of years, you’d know about it because people would be protesting and counter protesting. And the fact that we in California are now powering the grid with what is essentially stored solar energy during the peak demand (which is typically around 7:00PM), producing as much as 40 percent of the peak capacity requirements, hasn’t made a ripple. Does the fact that batteries are essentially metal boxes that don’t pose a threat make it non-newsworthy?
https://zolairenergy.com/californias-battery-array-is-as-powerful-as-12-nuclear-power-plants-heres-whats-on-the-horizon/

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Boosted by jwz:
claytoncubitt.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("Clayton Cubitt") wrote:

What an embarrassing existence. How did we allow these cringe losers to amass a single dollar or second of attention

o'learys ventures ••• Follow Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful @kevinolearytv Chairman of O'Leary Ventures and Beanstox, 5 X Emmy Shark Tank's Mr. Wonderful, Wine Maker, Watch, Crypto, AI & Guitar Guy, Photographer & Chef ® Miami Beach, FL @ universalcoin.com/pages/o-leary-... • Joined April 2009 >

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jwz wrote:

Someone gave me a classic CRT oscilloscope. So in the immortal words of Ice Cube, today was a good day.

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Boosted by jwz:
jonah@neat.computer ("Jonah Aragon :MN:") wrote:

Fucking-AI-ass posts from Cloudflare and GitLab 🤮

Cloudflare’s blog post about laying off a ton of people with the line “If we are asking our team to be world-class, we have a reciprocal obligation to be world-class in how we treat them.”
GitLab’s layoff post with the line highlighted, “If we're asking our team to be world-class, we have a reciprocal obligation to be world-class in how we treat people leaving us.”

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Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
elthenerd@fosstodon.org ("Elaine Wong :python:") wrote:

hey folks,

we're super short on volunteers tomorrow (May 15) at #PyConUS. We're seeing 50% empty shifts for green room volunteers, session runners and chairs.

If you have a talk session to wish to see tomorrow, why not double up and help out by being a session chair for that time?

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Boosted by jakedel@mamot.fr ("S. Delafond"):
freexian@hachyderm.io ("Freexian :debian:") wrote:

#Freexian collaborators worked on detecting undeclared file conflicts, mini-sprint improving contributors.debian.org, security-tracker performance, fixing dput-ng data loss bug, MiniDebConf Campinas and many more contributions to #Debian in April 2026.

Read all the details at https://www.freexian.com/blog/debian-contributions-04-2026/?utm%5Fsource=mastodon&utm%5Fmedium=social

We thank the organizations subscribing to our Long Term Support contracts (https://www.freexian.com/lts/?utm%5Fsource=mastodon&utm%5Fmedium=social) and consulting services (https://www.freexian.com/services/?utm%5Fsource=mastodon&utm%5Fmedium=social) for making this possible.

#dput-ng #linux #openssh

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db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

"It's 2026 and women are still asked to teach others to think a little bit and not be a prick"
https://ohhelloana.blog/woman-in-tech/

😔

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db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

for those who want "receipts" just look up Sumner's connection to Peter Thiel and Guillermo Rauch

https://indieweb.social/@jaredwhite/116576976360153039

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slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

Extremely cogent advice:

https://nooneshappy.com/article/native-apps-should-be-avoided-whenever-possible/

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jwz wrote:

If this post floats your log, can I recommend the rest of my "poop" tag: https://www.jwz.org/blog/tag/poop/

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isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:") wrote:

For those following, I managed to find a workaround for ^. I put a white background behind the bubble and rounded the corners with enough border-radius for them to not stick out of the border-image corners.

Thanks for looking!