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Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
karpour@mstdn.social ("Karpour") wrote:

Hoard

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

we regret to inform you that we do not, in fact, regret to inform you at all

Boosted by jwz:
ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt ("Spring Jo 🥚 :v_enby: 🍀") wrote:

✨:neocat_gun:

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
researchfairy@scholar.social ("Unnamed TNG skant beefcake") wrote:

Things I wish journalists knew

* If you report the right-wing dogwhistle, without explaining that it's a dogwhistle, all you're doing is right-wing propaganda

* CEO's/powerful people lie, and it's legal to remind your readers of this when you report on another lie

* Running at a loss due to private investment, then regulatory capture, followed by the inevitable rug-pull is the entire "tech" playbook, stop being naive

* Feel-good "success in adversity" articles are actually just victim-blamey

jwz wrote:

Today in hot superyacht probs...

"Use google to sign in to your private jet!" "and the question every CEO eventually has to answer: who's next?"
https://jwz.org/b/yk7b

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

I just made this joke: what do you call a pickled deer? A dill doe. LOLOLOL

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

The Burnham/Brexit thing is terrarium of Labour's failure: by not confronting lies in the past, and not being willing to call them out now, they both deprive themselves of real arguments about inequality and come off as triangulating, rather than honest.

This isn't hard; e.g.: "Farage lies about who is making us poorer because dividing people that work is how those who don't escape paying their fair share. He lied then, and it's hurt us for a decade. And he's lying now to cover his tracks."

jwz wrote:

Sometimes, when two fighter jets love each other very much...

"Maverick, you can ride my tail any time."
https://jwz.org/b/yk7Z

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

with regret, i have just remembered that file systems.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

you can read it yourself here, but i advise having a stiff drink ready. https://codeberg.org/guix/guix-consensus-documents/pulls/13/files

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

another day, another badly written LLM ban (guix).

the good:

• lists some of the harms
• lists the legal uncertainty

the bad:

• praises the output of proprietary models?!
• pretty please don't send us slop

the ugly:

• actually you can slop as much as you like as long at it's not more than 15 lines at a time?!
• calling it a clear stance against AI, which it blatantly is not

Boosted by jwz:
karolherbst@chaos.social ("☃️karolherbst☃️") wrote:

"Fun bug of the month, mesa edition, episode may"

so if you do "uint64_t some_var = 1 << 31;" in C you get "0xffffffff80000000" as the value, because that's super obvious and not confusing at all.

It's pretty funny getting reminded how non-intuitive and broken C is from time to time.

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

making things

jwz wrote:

Zeitgeist check: This season of "Beef" has multiple scenes where a dimwitted, fumbling 25yo uses ChatGPT on his phone to con an older person into thinking he knows anything at all.

Boosted by jwz:
historyofpunkrock@sfba.social ("Punkrock History") wrote:

Happy 76th Birthday to Mark Allen Mothersbaugh, co-founder, lead vocalist and keyboardist of the new wave band Devo, born May 18, 1950, Akron, Ohio

Photo by Michael Ochs Archive

#punk #punkrock #newwave #markmothersbaugh #devo #punkrockhistory

Boosted by jwz:
benschwarz@front-end.social wrote:

If you ignore the health, ethical, social, moral, financial, environmental, creative, cultural, privacy, quality, legal and geopolitical concerns, then this thing really has legs!!

Boosted by jwz:
NanoRaptor@bitbang.social ("Nanoraptor") wrote:

I think every one of the last dozen photoshops I’ve done has had some knob or another reply with “AI SLOP!!”.

Look. Skill issue. You may not be able to hallucinate absolute dorkarse nonsense by yourself, but some of us can.

Boosted by jwz:
Nickiquote@mstdn.social wrote:

1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
lcamtuf@infosec.exchange ("lcamtuf :verified: :verified: :verified:") wrote:

I'm told that "The Secret Life of Circuits" is off to the printer. The only remaining risk is that I finally get canceled for all the llama jokes I made in the 1990s. But if you're willing to take your chances, you can preorder with a 25% discount at nostarch.com (and get an instant PDF copy with the purchase).

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

TCAS (Tom Clancy Avoidance System)

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
codinginquarantine@corteximplant.com wrote:

I couldn't stop thinking about this so I had to make it and share it

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

then you finally see the truth

that a hero lies in

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
rawenwolf@meow.social ("RawiWoof") wrote:

@drikanis @soatok
My company: Saving mode so merits are frozen for the time being
Also my company: Signs a contract with Microsoft (out of all the AI-coke dealers they just had to pick the shittiest one) on AI coop.
Also also my company: Officially authorises use of Claude AI. And reading the comments under that announcement made me ask myself "Why the fuck am I in this mental ward disguised as a corporate? Seriously, these people can't be left to their own agency ... wait, they already have none."

The AI-rehab is going to be borderline impossible and those who didn't succumb to the AI-coke will go insane from having to fix the mess.

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
lcamtuf@infosec.exchange ("lcamtuf :verified: :verified: :verified:") wrote:

I should note that AI made the book possible in that the constant AI headlines made it easier to detach and just focus on the book

brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:") wrote:

I spent my day programming, and it was satisfying

isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:") wrote:

Wow, I'm already getting some useful feedback! Now I know that "furikake" exists.

And also some spam, of course. No, potatoes are not meat, and soap is not bakery :-)

db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

i'm just never updating software again

https://blog.jim-nielsen.com/2026/rotten-macos-icon-design/

EmilyEnough@hachyderm.io ("Emily 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️") wrote:

Turtles! Just spotted these two sprinting across the yard this morning. The giant snapping turtle was bounding across the front yard but stopped to pose when it spotted me. The little box turtle was running through the back yard and did not slow down for pictures.

isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:") wrote:

Meet Shoppy! https://softwaremaniacs.org/shoppy/

A silly game which I made to help crowd-source some data for my app.

I also wrote a blog post about it for those who like technical details https://softwaremaniacs.org/blog/2026/05/18/shoppy/en/

#python #django #css #osc

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
zachweinersmith.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("Zach Weinersmith") wrote:

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/criminal #smbc #comics