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NfNitLoop ("Cody Casterline 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

@zwol @cyberia Ok for others reading this thread, note that Zack is linking to Christine's post, which notes the speed of PRs getting merged to `main` with AI "co-authors".

DO NOT be distracted by Mastodon UI showing the start of that thread, which is satire. 😅

(Can't tell whether I'm gullible for not realizing it sooner. But spent some time trying to find sources. 🤦‍♂️)

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

OH: "I'm switching to Evolution as my mail client… because I have given up on life."

#PyConUS

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
da_667@infosec.exchange wrote:

I like how catte has become the unofficial chaos gremlin of infosec.

NfNitLoop ("Cody Casterline 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

@fromjason We still have and use 2 original home pods. How did Apple brick yours and not ours? Was it an update we were just lucky to miss?

neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

For the next 48 hours, enjoy a free screening of Gary Hustwit’s excellent “Rams” documentary! https://www.chanceoperations.com/rams

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
jackemled@furry.engineer ("Luna Lactea") wrote:

@soatok I love how effective furry stickers are at detecting assholes.

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

This is an original HomePod that I can't use because Apple bricked it some time back and now I pull it out of storage every year or so to see if I can get it to work, upsetting me all over again.

I want to hack this thing so bad. It's in perfect condition. Apple should just allow it to be a fucking speaker.

Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
mhoye@cosocial.ca wrote:

If you rely on Bitwarden, they've changed leadership and are now on the PE extract-and-exit track. Start working on your backup/exit strategy as soon as you reasonably can.

https://blog.ppb1701.com/the-quiet-renovation-at-bitwarden

aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart") wrote:

So much of it boils down to "We didn't think about this very hard, so you don't have to either"

aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart") wrote:

I hate pop science reporting so so so much.

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Here's Gus!

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

I keep getting emails like this, and while it's easily filtered/blocked, I'd rather fuck up their plans too.

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

Is there a specific email to forward those North Korean espionage ops to?

I would think CISA but after https://krebsonsecurity.com/2026/05/cisa-admin-leaked-aws-govcloud-keys-on-github I'm not touching them with 7 proxies.

Boosted by aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart"):
zwol@masto.hackers.town ("Zack Weinberg") wrote:

It looks like the community needs someone to hard-fork systemd as soon as possible. I do *not* envy the schlemiel who has to step up and be that someone. They're going to be getting shat on by at least five different constituencies, at once and for the foreseeable future.

(Do not @ me about openrc, runit, s6, The Shepherd, or any other alternative init system that isn't a drop-in replacement. It's the same deal as what I keep having to say about alleged PGP replacements and RFC 822 email.)

Boosted by aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart"):
alpha@hey.kejadlen.dev wrote:

@aredridel It's not dissimilar for arguments around performance enhancing drugs. It's arbitrary that caffeine is allowed and other drugs aren't, and that's fine! And one of the reasons it's unfair is because athletes should be playing the sport under the same set of arbitrary rules.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

self-OH (on french):

no, because bread is masculine
(dons aggressive voice and poses as if incredibly muscled)
you know, BREAD

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

Furry stickers in 2026: Worse than rape, apparently.

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
AmyZenunim@unstable.systems ("✰ Alice D. ✰") wrote:

@woozle full disclosure: this is satire

however, it is true that Poettering has invoked "think of the children" and complied in advance with unjust laws, and is a prolific claude abuser

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

watch out! she's a known pronking hazard!

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

1GB huge pages for random access file I/O #tootSizedHorror

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

I responded, but the archive doesn't contain the actual sticker.

https://web.archive.org/web/20260519153558/https://mailarchive.ietf.org/arch/msg/tls/jQzfgLnFDRYDKvoEu%5FPfhMKx4Hc/

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

1GB transparent huge pages for random access data structures #tootSizedHorror

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

So if I understand correctly:

The IETF TLS-WG and Last-Call mailing lists be like:

• Concern-trolling over vague process stuff in order to drag an informational, recommended=N RFC draft into a quagmire to prevent an RFC number from being allocated? OK.
• Citing a celebrated rapist as a supporter of your objection? OK.
• Being said rapist and participating in the mailing list to the detriment to anyone that might feel unsafe by your presence? OK.

Me pointing out that Jacob Appelbaum is a rapist? Whoa now, that's a bridge too far. Gotta censor that!

Me replying to one of the moderators who objected to my initial reply with my "Hug?" sticker: "The worst in people".

https://mailarchive.ietf.org/arch/msg/tls/ApZbYc1ZFRWqWQ4MFM2ATCKvOqc/

Or at least, Bron Gondwana, CEO of Fastmail, seems to think so.

(The other IETF moderators weren't jerks about it, but Bron was.)

Archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20260519154604/https://mailarchive.ietf.org/arch/msg/tls/ApZbYc1ZFRWqWQ4MFM2ATCKvOqc/

Boosted by aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart"):
firebreathingduck@vivaldi.net wrote:

@aredridel

Right! One of the anecdotes in the book is from a teacher. I don't remember it exactly, but it's something like this: "Whenever a parent tells me how proud the are that their child has the best grades in my class, I mention that this is the least intelligent group of children I've ever taught." 😁

The goal of schooling is to teach the children, and to give them an enjoyment and appreciation of learning. Either the child learned an appropriate amount of biology or they didn't. The percent difference between what the child learned and what their peers learned is irrelevant. It's worse than irrelevant: kids focused on high grades enjoy and retain the subject material less, and have less empathy for their classmates.

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wordshaper@weatherishappening.network ("Dan Sugalski") wrote:

@cwebber @AmyZenunim Good grief -- "Use our own macros instead of fabs()/fmax()/fmin()"

Co-authored by Claude and also JFCWTF no!

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
nixCraft ("nixCraft 🐧") wrote:

Google CEO tries to tell University students to love AI. They tell him to BOO off.

It is good to see kids are saying no and fighting back. Do you know why? Because the future of bots, AI and robots doesn't offer any jobs to these young kids. They know greedy AI companies want to get rid of working class. It is simple as that.

For those who wish to read instead of the clip. See BBC page: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce8pqd54qneo

#ai #llm

Attachments:

• video: Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed by students as he spoke about the rise of artificial intelligence during his speech at University of Arizona's graduation ceremony, underscoring growing anxiety over AI's impact on jobs.

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
AmyZenunim@unstable.systems ("✰ Alice D. ✰") wrote:

The systemd project has announced that to comply with Canada's proposed Bill C-22, systemd will incorporate a mechanism to automatically install the government's public key into the `authorized_keys` configuration of every sshd server.

"It's not about politics in software, it's about ensuring the safety of our children," said Lennart Poettering's Claude agent. "Complying in advance is something we must do, as it's allows us to get ahead of You have reached the monthly limit of your Max 20x plan. Click here to purchase more usage credits."

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
briankrebs@infosec.exchange ("BrianKrebs") wrote:

New, by me: CISA Admin Leaked AWS GovCloud Keys on GitHub

Until this past weekend, a contractor for the Cybersecurity & Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) maintained a public GitHub repository that exposed credentials to several highly privileged AWS GovCloud accounts and a large number of internal CISA systems. Security experts said the public archive included files detailing how CISA builds, tests and deploys software internally, and that it represents one of the most egregious government data leaks in recent history.

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2026/05/cisa-admin-leaked-aws-govcloud-keys-on-github/

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

I absolutely do not need to make these into full 3d objects

I should not do it. I must not do it

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange wrote:

Does anyone have an infographic of which kind of furries can breed. Like a mandalorian chart.