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fribbledom ("muesli") wrote:

People worry AI will replace programmers.

Lol. Have you seen the code it trains on? Half the internet is one regex away from a national emergency.

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
datarama@hachyderm.io wrote:

@inthehands As I said just a while ago: Every big tech press event these last few years have felt like "Announcing our exciting plans for oligarchs to strip-mine the entire world and immiserate all of humanity! Get on board, and also death to the unbelievers!"

neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

Anyway, it’s been super helpful while I’ve been working on tuning colors on my Pokémon collection page that I’ve been toying with (a work in progress, tons of bugs, sorry). You can see it in action here: https://equinox.netigen.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.neatnik.net%2Fpokemon%2F

neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

He built this after we were chatting about my struggles with getting the right balance in choosing colors for light/dark mode and how much I wished I could see both at the same time when building stuff. I love it when a good tool comes into existence in response to a real need! :prami_happy:

neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

My friend @sleepless just built a really cool thing: https://equinox.netigen.com/

It might not be for everyone, but I’ve been looking for this exact tool everywhere and the closest I could find was a service that costs $12/month. :prami_distressed:

It does one thing super well, letting you pull up a web page and view its light and dark modes beside one another. This is immensely helpful to me, being the kind of person who would rather see both modes in one view without having to toggle anything.

Boosted by aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart"):
jargoggles@kolektiva.social ("Jargoggles") wrote:

@inthehands
"Get in, loser. We're doing web rings again."

Boosted by aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart"):
inthehands@hachyderm.io ("Paul Cantrell") wrote:

Defeatism is a form of surrender. Cynicism is surrender. Despair is surrender. Nihilism is surrender.

Our job is to •care• and to •keep caring• and to •keep doing and keep building• and to •endure• longer than them.

aredridel@kolektiva.social ("Mx. Aria Stewart") wrote:

And there it is: https://github.com/tailscale/tailscale/pull/19799

Really not bad to contribute to as open projects go. Worst part was running into someone else who'd fixed the same issue, but then abandoned the PR without a word, and then having to make the declaration that it's code I wrote and am legally allowed to contribute. (Though I remain very skeptical of its validity in court, given that at no point did I ever see a description of what DCO means, I just know it.)

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

Cloudflare's CEO: "How I Choose Which Cloudflare Employees to Replace With AI" https://www.wsj.com/opinion/how-i-choose-which-cloudflare-employees-to-replace-with-ai-40a197e5?st=JGJffd&reflink=desktopwebshare%5Fpermalink

Straight up bragging about it

> AI isn’t the harbinger of bleak youth unemployment—it is quite the opposite.

orly

> We received almost a million applicants for 1,111 paid internships this summer.

Oh approximately one thousand applications per *internship*

Yeah I'm sure the youth unemployment situation is doing great then?

What a bunch of bullshit

Cloudflare is the worst fucking company, every week they do something that makes me despise them more

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
AutomataDog@furry.engineer wrote:

you know what day it is

#Furry #Furries #Fursuit #FursuitFriday #Photography #Anthro #FurryArt #FurryArtist #PawDay #Paw #Paws #Nikon

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe ("Mauve 👁💜") wrote:

@6 @cwebber Found the link! hopefully it'll be ready soon:

https://aboutsignal.com/news/signal-desktop-without-a-mobile-phone-standalone-version-in-development/

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

everybody loves open source maintainers until it's time to do some open source maintainer shit

(with apologies to @penguin whomst I am lightly rephrasing here)

isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:") wrote:

@glyph oh I missed "stawbrerry"! But my sentiment was more generally about the entire world believing in imminent superintelligence, when it complains about "it getting complex" as soon as you step outside the carefully patched Potemkin village of expected prompting.

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

@isagalaev so many words here are fascinating and offensive

"my *honest* answer"
"without a tool for doing it *mechanically*"

and

my personal favorite, and least explicable:

"stawbrerry"

isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:") wrote:

@glyph "this is getting complex"!

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

and, in case you care for rhetorical purposes, the correct answer is "20"

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

screenshot if you want to avoid giving them the traffic, contents in alt text

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

Occasionally boosters will claim that all the trivially reproducible errors ("R"s in strawberry, full wine glass) are all solved, and I need to demonstrate that this is not the case. It's annoying that this keeps happening without any fundamental progress, but in case you need such a thing, here's one that trivially produces minor disasters in may 2026.

https://claude.ai/share/da4592ea-ea64-4236-87da-ecb25d1c72e5

fribbledom ("muesli") wrote:

C++ is just Python but:

1. you manage memory
2. you manage pointers
3. you occasionally manage regret

10/10 would segfault again!

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vicfroh ("Victator") wrote:

#NoBillionaires #epsteinparasiteClass #epsteinclass #nobillionairesneeded

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
aparrish@friend.camp ("allison") wrote:

i used the same data set but replaced each country with a "gender identity" (man, woman, trans woman, trans man, non-binary) and prompted chatgpt to characterize the differences between the groups. lo and behold, i got some fantastic gender stereotype trash

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
tezoatlipoca@mas.to ("Third spruce tree on the left") wrote:

@aeva @meejah @dalias

Hrm. I have been writing a tool that manages awesome lists and I didn't realize what they were called.

Here's the demo site: https://lists.awadwatt.com/index.html
Here's the github: https://github.com/tezoatlipoca/GeFeSLE-server#readme

The css is bad but its functional. Idea being lists can be changed, but infrequently; hosting a static html page is lightweight. List change -> update static html.

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
technomancy@icosahedron.website ("tech? no! man, see...") wrote:

CARMACK: *makes a game with well-meaning scientists whose work gets used by an evil company to open a portal to hell*

CARMACK: *makes another game with well-meaning scientists whose work gets used by an evil company to open a portal to hell*

CARMACK: *makes ANOTHER game with well-meaning scientists whose work gets used by an evil company to open a portal to hell*

REAL LIFE HELL PORTAL COMPANY: Carmack, please come work for us

CARMACK: this is probably fine

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

Look at this absolutely remarkable, perfectly rectangular block of hand-obfuscated JavaScript for our click here to get a virus banner by crizzo. It is magnificent, I keep re-reading
https://codeberg.org/Safeguarding/sciop-blog/pulls/5/files

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
uglyreykjavik.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("Ugly Reykjavik") wrote:

A homemade bench.#Iceland #photography #streetphotography #abandoned #decay #concrete #bench #graffiti

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

On Clarkson's Farm:

We watch it because we cannot believe how incompetent you are

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.club ("algernon@rustweek") wrote:

Allegedly, OpenAI's crawlers have a small, cheap LLM behind them that tries to detect garbage, and stop scraping if it did that.

Uhm. That's not working too well, guys.

But! This is good information. Now I can specifically target OpenAI's crawlers.

Friday can't come soon enough.

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
albaillustration@socel.net ("Elisabeth Alba") wrote:

Itty Bitty Dragon!!
3x3 inches, ink, watercolor, and acryla gouache

The patron who commissioned this one is having me do a companion piece now! One of my final "Tiny Collector" commissions before I ended that tier in my Patreon to get ready for a large summer-long project 😀

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your weary 'net denizen"):
arclight@oldbytes.space wrote:

Fujitsu open-sourced their compiler test suite for C/C++/Fortran https://github.com/fujitsu/compiler-test-suite
Slide deck overview: https://llvm.org/devmtg/2025-06/slides/lightning-talk/kawashima-fujitsu.pdf

When was the last time you independently tested your compiler/interpreter?

Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
iFixit wrote:

Today, Amazon effectively kills support for older Kindles. Not because the screens stopped working. Not because the batteries all died. Because Amazon decided perfectly usable e-readers should be cut off from the services that made them useful. That is not innovation. That is forced obsolescence with a checkout button. Sign PIRG’s petition and tell Amazon to stop bricking working Kindles.

PIRG Petition: https://pirg.org/take-action/tell-amazon-dont-junk-older-kindle-models/