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Boosted by jwz:
nikitonsky@mastodon.online ("Niki") wrote:

1.8 GB per emoji

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
radicalrobit@laserdisc.party ("Mr. Q The Pizza Demon") wrote:

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
tulips@shrike.club ("[AGP] Allegra Fentanyl") wrote:

please share this story far and wide; the philadelphia police have not investigated the missing persons case of natalie raven and we've been unable to get any closure as to what happened to her. this is the first article that's even appeared on it

https://epgn.com/2026/05/27/friends-remember-natalie-raven-and-seek-closure-in-missing-persons-case/

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
davidrevoy@framapiaf.org ("David Revoy") wrote:

Dryad, a poster illustration for the Geek Faeries Festival.

#krita #illustration #digitalpainting #fantasy #dryad

brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:") wrote:

@baldur Wikipedia is a good place to start: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Signs%5Fof%5FAI%5Fwriting

Boosted by baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason"):
uglyreykjavik.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("Ugly Reykjavik") wrote:

The name Flekkuvík originates from a woman called Flekka who lived there during the settlement of Iceland. #Iceland #photography #streetphotography #nature #landscape #naturephotography #landscapephotography #abandoned #decay #concrete #graffiti

baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

So tempted to find one of those “signs of LLM writing” lists and just make sure that everything I write intentionally checks all the boxes just to fuck with people.

brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:") wrote:

after this is done i kinda wanna paint

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
xgranade@wandering.shop ("Cassandra is only carbon now") wrote:

@nora Self-pacing is really important, yeah. I somehow always land at "do all the things" or "do zero things," so folks who can pace themselves are impressive.

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
gavi@bagel.ing wrote:

the hash slinging slasher

brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:") wrote:

I'm not really an "it's not x it's y" writer but wow I use rule of 3 a lot

baldur@toot.cafe ("Baldur Bjarnason") wrote:

@brib Don’t know 🤷🏻‍♂️

brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:") wrote:

Rewriting one of my application letters because I read it and go "this is way too generic, meandering and cloying. it reads like slop to me and i wrote it"

And then I realise I'm probably putting more human thought into an application letter than an actual honest to god government report

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
Edent ("Terence Eden") wrote:

This museum exhibition has the strongest point-and-click videogame room energy.

NfNitLoop ("Cody Casterline 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

Me: Making nice software tools for myself is a form of self-care.

A friend: Let's see how bad it will be to parse JSON in pure Bash!

#programming #bash

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
Dio9sys@haunted.computer wrote:

@soatok
First thing you see after getting isekai'd

Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange ("Sophie Schmieg") wrote:

In case you were thinking that stuff is up to date: only 4.4% of OpenSSH servers are on 10.0 or later, a version that came out over a year ago.

https://www.wiz.io/blog/state-of-post-quantum-cryptography

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social ("Kevin Beaumont") wrote:

I’m deeply uncomfortable with Microsoft attempting to weaponise their extensive law enforcement contacts to arrest people who post zero days in the products.

It comes after the researcher was kicked off GitHub (owned by Microsoft), Gitlab (a Microsoft partner), after they were doxxed on Twitter and had their MSRC - Microsoft vulnerability reporting portal - account disabled.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/msrc/blog/2026/05/a-shared-responsibility-protecting-customers-through-coordinated-vulnerability-disclosure

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
datarama@hachyderm.io wrote:

@nora A very long time ago, I wrote a haiku generator. The core was 11 lines of Prolog. (The vocabularies were giant piles of Prolog clauses too, though). It had a neat little feature: It could combine different vocabularies, so I made a few - one full of words from death metal lyrics, one with words from Japanese 1700s haiku poetry, one with computer terms, etc. The first test run, I combined computer terms and Japanese poetry, and it spat out:

hot processor runs
wonderful byte of error
cold processor sleeps.

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Each time I get a cluster headache, I must immediately start jogging, which I've decided is the universe telling me to get off my ass.

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place ("Eniko Fox") wrote:

the future is doing a search for "why is it so fucking hot" every summer until you die

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
mackayim2022 ("Ian M. Mackay, PhD (he/him)") wrote:

We need many more stories like this to normalise a change that *is* happening

“Batteries have outgrown their initial niche role as a grid stability service and are now core infrastructure designed to store excess daytime electricity and release it in the evening”.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05-28/australia-global-battery-leader-and-wa-leads-charge/106526042?utm%5Fsource=abc%5Fnews%5Fapp&utm%5Fmedium=content%5Fshared&utm%5Fcampaign=abc%5Fnews%5Fapp&utm%5Fcontent=other

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
forgejo@floss.social ("Forgejo") wrote:

A security vulnerability labelled CVE-2026-27771 affecting Forgejo and Gitea is being widely reported recently.

Packages in Forgejo are visible to unauthenticated users if they are published under a public owner, as designed. It is not a security vulnerability, but a misunderstanding about the permissions and a good opportunity for users to review that they are not in a misconfigured state.

Please see the statement issued by the security team here for more details: https://codeberg.org/forgejo/website/issues/839#issuecomment-15980039

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
bridget@beige.party ("Bridget") wrote:

I’m going to start shelving all the general and literary fiction novels where the main characters have rich social lives with the fantasy novels

pzmyers@freethought.online ("pzmyers 🕷") wrote:

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/05/28/shouldnt-a-president-be-mildly-aware-of-the-world-around-him/

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
datarama@hachyderm.io wrote:

I am having one of those days where everything is awful garbage, everyone is a stupid asshole, the future is probably going to be thermonuclear data center warming pandemic asteroid impact winters, and also nothing works anymore and I have a terrible splitting headache.

But at least Igor was extra cute this morning before I had to go to work. He insisted on giving nose-kisses and receiving neck scritches.

brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:") wrote:

@baldur Hah, looks like great speech! I wonder if there's a YouTube video of it anywhere

brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:") wrote:

Is anyone in the mainstream media talking about the poor writing quality of the youth unemployment report? Because I'm sure I could have done a better job and honestly I suspect it's slop

neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

Since https://source.tube launched, a couple of people have asked me about setting up something like GitHub Pages. Initially I was like “ehhh this isn’t really the goal here” but now I’m like “okay cool yeah let’s try it out”.

So, uh, let’s try it out! If you want to give it a spin, here’s a guide: https://adam.paste.lol/git-pages.md/markup

Let me know if you run into any issues! :prami:

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("The Luddites were right"):
grickle@mstdn.social ("Grickle") wrote:

Always leave a tip. #grickledoodle #ninja #restaurant #stealth #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor