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Orca@nya.one ("Orca 🌻 | 🎀 | 🪁 | 🏴🏳️‍⚧️") wrote:

@cwebber@social.coop 256 shades of gray

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

five out of five canadians have experienced bathing in maple syrup

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avatastic@avatastic.uk ("avatastic :enby_draig:") wrote:

@cwebber first you connect to your server and say HELO, it's very important to politely greet it. then you say who you are, and who you want to talk to, then you deposit your message, then you finish with a cr/lf then a period, then another cr/lf.

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be@floss.social ("illegal instruction") wrote:

@cwebber It's like email.

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ireneista@irenes.space ("Irenes (many)") wrote:

@cwebber the Smurf Mutant Turtle Protocol is for negotiating business deals surrounding Saturday-morning cartoon crossovers.

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milo@types.pl ("tali") wrote:

obsessed with him

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

jorts_ebooks

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

@jwz something something waiting for the AI crash

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jwz wrote:

There is an airplane flying in circles above San Francisco dragging a banner with an AI ad on it. Something something world's largest metaphor about fossil fuels

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Nonilex@masto.ai wrote:

Death of woman released by #ICE on a winter day is now ruled a #homicide

The grainy security footage from the Pittsburgh transit authority shows Daphy Michel seated on a steel bench. She had been released hours earlier from ICE custody, & temperatures that night would dip to freezing. The 31-year-old #asylum seeker wore only a hooded sweatshirt to keep herself warm.

#law #Trump #immigration #ExtrajudicialKillings
https://www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/2026/06/16/death-woman-released-by-ice-winter-day-is-now-ruled-homicide/

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TechConnectify@mas.to ("Technology Connections") wrote:

this video will blow you away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=%5FKWdCqpXB7A

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PixelRobot@neopaquita.es ("PixelRobot :antifa: :no_AI_logo: :palestine_heart:") wrote:

@cwebber

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

For instance

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

agda implies the existence of the somewhat more nihilistic agnyet

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

That dog (Question Hound) is pretty great don't get me wrong

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

Does anyone else remember Anime Club from KC Green's Gunshow? Or remember literally anything that isn't the This Is Fine Dog

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cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

Hissing the words "capability security" into the ears of my operating system while it sleeps to hope it becomes more secure soon

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matildalove@wetdry.world ("Matilda Love") wrote:

@jdp23 @cwebber it means Suck My auTistic Penis, it's a protocol for trans puppygirls to hook up

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

air piracy

is that like air guitar?

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mkljczk@fediverse.pl ("nicole mikołajczyk") wrote:

@cwebber imagine Bluesky DMs but decentralized

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bnjbvr@tutut.delire.party ("Benjamin Bouvier 🥐") wrote:

@cwebber (gosh sorry i hadn't realized there was another 10000 dudes also trying to come up with funny answers)

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hannah@moonserver.yorha.nexus ("Hannah (Neobot delivery! :neobot_box:)") wrote:

@cwebber@social.coop It's like the fediverse! All the servers speak ActivityPub with each other... but everyone can host their own!

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Orca@nya.one ("Orca 🌻 | 🎀 | 🪁 | 🏴🏳️‍⚧️") wrote:

@cwebber@social.coop Well obviously it stands for Soliciting Mainsplaining Trivially Protocol ​:neocat_catmode:​

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bnjbvr@tutut.delire.party ("Benjamin Bouvier 🥐") wrote:

@cwebber the Simple Marketing Transport Protocol is primarily used to send spams and other unsolicited advertisements (if I've understood correctly its primary purpose!)

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GroupNebula563 ("Furbland's Very Cool Account™") wrote:

@cwebber okay so you know activitypub. it's kind of like that but with mail. so you know how on activitypub each instance-

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MichaelTBacon@social.coop ("Michael Bacon") wrote:

@cwebber

Well actually SMTP stands for Standard Male Technical Pedantry.

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faoluin@chitter.xyz ("Softwarewolf") wrote:

@cwebber A bunch of electrons move around and suddenly a boomer meme shows up in your inbox

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smallcircles@social.coop ("🫧 Social coding commons") wrote:

@cwebber

SMTP stands for Sometimes Phishing 🎣

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craignicol@glasgow.social wrote:

@cwebber you know how on the Fediverse you can send a message to anyone, even on another server? It's like that for DMs with no character limit. I believe they're still working on e2e encryption though. We'll get an interoperable solution any day now...

Wait, does this mean every email account can be counted as a Fediverse user? 😮

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flaki@flaki.social ("Flaki") wrote:

@cwebber it's like a chatbot, except it does precisely what you type it to do (for better or worse)