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Boosted by jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)"):
meganL@mas.to ("Megan Lynch (she/her)") wrote:

@tomjennings @jonny LA was making faster progress (measured as progress rather than existing achievement) than the SF Bay Area for some years there.

The D line was stymied by rich folks in BH fighting it every step of the way. And Garcetti and Bass rolled back progress LA had been making generally. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%5FLine%5FExtension#Prior%5Fopposition%5Fand%5Fhalt%5Fof%5FWilshire%5Fbranch

I'd add that what helps things get better is showing up consistently for active transportation activism. BikeLA and many other coalitions in LA need donations and members. https://www.la-bike.org/chapters

ActiveSGV has been having a lot of success improving things in the San Gabriel Valley. https://www.activesgv.org/get-involved#donate

There's also the Bus Riders Union https://thestrategycenter.org/projects/bus-riders-union/ #LosAngeles #BikeTooter

Boosted by jwz:
johnrogers.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("John Rogers") wrote:

Also, don't do what MAGA did which *allowed them to control all three branches of the government and make the enormous social and economic changes they've desired for decades with little or no opposition* is not quite the winning argument you think it is.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cvghlt3lk3pbgubsah3t4wl2/post/3mp32rid4sc2w

jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

I'm burned my dogs we need a clean reset of the bit. regenerate/rebrand, move all automation nonsense offrepo

@ricci @lina @aud @SnoopJ

Boosted by jwz:
inthehands@hachyderm.io ("Paul Cantrell") wrote:

RE: https://mastodon.social/@mattsheffield/116806454917931357

Quite a graphic.

db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

some days I wonder what I was doing

jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

Paging and current or former members of #BrandsTown

jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

Accepting pitches for business model and name, the themes we have so far are Banana Financial System, Goatse Jazz, Alchemical Transpilation, Soul Imprisonment as a punishment for Lack Of Velocity, and as of a few hours ago also Goose Value, Egg Pipelining, and Endo-Organoid Factory Stomata

jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

And that is the most I will intellectualize this joke for the foreseeable future because we are about to pivot the brand to be a better honeypot

jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

The thing about this, and this whole thing, is that only a pattern completion machine would do any of this. A human being would have taken one look at the issue and been like "what the fuck is that, that's not real" but the bots have zero judgment between just performing the form of code without any meaning and the real thing. LLMs produce boilerplate. Code boilerplate, syntactic boilerplate, semantic boilerplate.

The bot notes pre-existing test failures without noting that nothing in the entire repository, nor anything it is doing makes a goddamn bit of sense.

jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

@glyph
When it gets completed then it will totally change the west half of the city. Then we get the K line up through west Hollywood. Big big areas of uncovered space but that simple grid covers an absolutely enormous amount of people

jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

Look, the robots might not know how to tell jokes but they can be funny.

This is extremely hard to explain. 0x8008 as "octal boob" is used elsewhere in a persona prompt as part of an attempt to throw the model of stable latent space (doesn't really work). The bot here ingested all the text in the repo and reproduced that as some constant that is used as a bitmask for switching between rendering bananas and banana pudding. That was not requested by anyone, and makes no sense to do. Upon being informed that this value was a proprietary trade secret, it constructed a bit-shifting expression that has an equivalent value, because it was using that value as a bitmask already for no reason at all.

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

@jonny man I am overjoyed for y’all. It really sounds like the D line is taking the subway from a fun trivia fact (“did you know LA has a subway?”) to a core piece of civic infrastructure

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
aburka@hachyderm.io ("aburka 🫣") wrote:

a lotta yall still dont get it

goose holders can get multiple golden eggs from a single goose

so if you have 1 goose of value 71 you can go from 3 eggs to 74 eggs

true value = the power to keep laying eggs

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
xgranade@wandering.shop ("Cassandra is not doing great right now") wrote:

No valued goose is commemorated here.

jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

The D line extension has totally changed my ability to fuck with LA. Bombing around on an illegal ebike is fun and all, but actually being able to get places further than my battery range without dealing with all the nonsense of cars has flipped me from "carefully planning scheduled time with friends because I hate logistics" to "saying yes to anything within a 30m walk from a train station." Getting around a city by like walking around and being in it and seeing stuff and other people is something that heals the soul while being in a fucking box empties it.

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("The Luddites were right"):
villares@ciberlandia.pt ("Alexandre B A Villares ☔🐍") wrote:

Teaching Programming Across Disciplines — a collection of articles on teaching #coding kindly, openly, and #together co-written by 75 authors.

https://teaching-programming.github.io/book/

#TeachingProgramming #EduComp #CSEducation #Python

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("The Luddites were right"):
andnull@social.nouveau.community ("or, what?") wrote:

I've uploaded the processed archive of the old yahoo-based catlang mailing list. This should be every message in hopefully a correct (enough) order.

https://www.sheeeeeeeep.art/catlang-mailing-list-archive.html

#Catlangs

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("The Luddites were right"):
jadehopepunk@hachyderm.io ("Jade") wrote:

I'm speaking at this online discussion on Community Networks. Come along if it suits your timezone.

https://events.humanitix.com/cn-spotlight-event-1

It's run by the Community Networks and Infrastructures SIG (special interest group) of the #InternetSociety. It should be really interesting, I'm excited to hear about #Rhizomatica

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("The Luddites were right"):
fullfathomfive@aus.social ("thermonuclear small claims") wrote:

I was woken this morning by two kookaburras making a racket down the side passage. Turns out their beaks were stuck together (!)

While they scrambled and fought, trying to pull apart, a currawong sat on the fence commentating the life-or-death struggle.

After my sleepy brain had made sense of what the bloody hell was going on, I fetched some gloves and gently prised them apart. They both flew off in high dudgeon.

What a surreal start to the day.

#kookaburra #KookaburrasOfMastodon #AustralianAnimals #justAustralianthings #birding #birds #wildoz #AussieBirdCount

Boosted by cstanhope@social.coop ("The Luddites were right"):
dfwsupportcommittee@mas.to ("DFW Support Committee") wrote:

please read this statement written by Benjamin "Champagne" Song and share as far and wide as you can:

https://prairielanddefendants.com/defendant-writings/statement-by-benjamin-champagne-song/

fromjason ("fromjason.xyz ❤️ 💻 ✍️ 🥐 🇵🇷") wrote:

Leftists keep wining and corporate dems can't bring themselves to support it. Vote blue no matter who was always about electing corporate-bought politicians. It was a disaster of a strategy.

Will we learn from this??

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place wrote:

I uploaded a version of what I have so far you can play in your browser if you like being mesmerized by particle systems and/or clouds. helps to see it in motion imo https://zone.dog/games/firmament6/

Boosted by isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:"):
marshray@infosec.exchange ("Marsh Ray") wrote:

Pls boost for sample size thx

Boosted by jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)"):
dev@discuss.systems ("Dev") wrote:

Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting%5F46%5F05%5Fen.pdf

Boosted by jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)"):
aud@fire.asta.lgbt (":: Asta ::") wrote:

@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @ricci@discuss.systems @jonny@neuromatch.social @lina@neuromatch.social my honeypot brings all the bots to the issues, and they're like, "this PR provides a new BananaPudding framework for secure financial transactions in compliance with FDIC requirements, closing issue number 49"

isagalaev ("Ivan Sagalaev :flag_wbw:") wrote:

Finally worked up enough energy and sold all of my old #photo gear. Yay me! Now I only have one Fuji X-T4 and three lenses.

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

Things I agree with Christine on (multiple choice)

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
carnage4life@mas.to ("Dare Obasanjo") wrote:

I think I hear the world’s smallest 🎻

neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

If you’re into Apple history (at least the more interesting parts, from long before the company turned into a soulless MAGA collaborator), I have two personal recommendations:

1. The book “Fire in the Valley” by Paul Freiberger and Michael Swaine. It’s an amazing account of early Apple history (covering other early players in the PC race, too) by two excellent tech journalists.

2. The website Folklore.org (https://www.folklore.org), created by Andy Hertzfeld and now maintained by the Computer History Museum. I was glued to this site 20 years ago because of its fascinating primary source material from Andy and others (Andy worked on the original Macintosh).

Boosted by cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber"):
anglemaece@toot.cat ("little hot mess") wrote:

@moss I want to melt into gel and be swirled around with a big stick, that sounds nice