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soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

Soatok’s Informal Guide to Threat Models

After a long day of exhausting conversations about Hybrid Post-Quantum Cryptography, random jackasses trying to play gotcha with endpoint attacks against end-to-end encrypted messaging apps, and message board discussions in the wake of dumb politicians pushing more "age verification" bullshit on us all, it's become abundantly clear to me that the phrase "threat model" is a foreign…

http://soatok.blog/2026/06/30/soatoks-informal-guide-to-threat-models/

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

truly music written by a dude who was so over this earth and all its bullshit and wanted to just fuckin hear some shit happen

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db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

it needs to be easier to create little Svelte islands

i don't need Vite and 50 dotfiles i just wanna do `npx sv bundle main.js`

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

if you have never heard such a thing before of course you should give yourself the gift of Quartet No. 13, Op. 130, which contains the Große Fuge. If you know it then you already know and you're done for. If you aren't usually a string quartet listener and aren't sure you'll be into it, give the first minute a shot up through when they just SAW AT IT and open up a big hole in your heart and go back to something dainty and quiet. then try skipping ahead to the 2nd movement at 10:07 and try and tell me you aren't turning your headphones up to get that shit packed more tightly into your mind.

my cellist brother told me to work up to the fugue, it is an absolutely monstrous piece of music. No. 10 Op 74. is a lot of fun. i use No. 16. Op. 135, the 4th movement when i have taught about auditory fusion and harmonic resolution and some non-music students said they didn't know string quartets could be fun to listen to before that.

i think the fugue might appeal to people more interested in noise music and metal than average, it is notoriously hard to play because it asks you to do stuff with string instruments that you usually aren't supposed to do. the instruments feel pain at points, the musicians definitely do, it gets claustrophobic and it's a bit of a clusterfuck but it also feels like a cavern of needles in my mind and through all the holes pours the absolute wonder of what can exist in this world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkwaVH06flA

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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
jhwgh1968@chaos.social ("J. "Henry" Waugh") wrote:

To put a bit of exaggeration on it, it was about like this:

1960s: "If my daughter does the deed before marriage, I'll hold the shotgun at the wedding"

1990s: "Well it really is an affront to God and really isn't good... but I guess if they're engaged and it's very close to the wedding then FINE"

These were *the same people* -- not a statistical average

They disapproved... but felt nervous. Almost changing their mind against their will

It was their authoritarian personality working on them

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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
colorblindcowboy@mastodon.art ("Colorblind Cowboy") wrote:

#WritersCoffeeClub Jun 29: Is writing a lonely endeavor for you?

A:
Writing fills the room with clicks and taps,
Until I’m visited by the cat,
And then my girlfriend says she wants some cheese,
The rabbit nudges, “pet me, please,”
As a post I made, dings a new reply,
And the doorbell chimes the FedEX guy,
Now the people I wrote to fill my head,
Have tired of this and gone to bed,
For I would get more work done — if only,
My life were just a bit more lonely,

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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
aens@transfem.social ("AENS System (usually November)") wrote:

I mean some commits show that AI is infinitely better than humans when it comes to code. Ask the average developer to write a recipe for banana pudding in python and they'll stare at you questioningly and you'll end up with zero lines of code. Meanwhile AI wrote one line of code, which is infinitely more, https://github.com/dwebagents/AgentPipe/blob/main/src/recipes/banana%5Fpudding.py and also a markdown file in the same directory claiming to have implemented the banana pudding recipe in Python. Checkmate, AI doubters

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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
owashe@meow.social ("Owashii :corgi:🐾:therian:") wrote:

I'm part of a canine plural system who is playing Texas Hold 'Em in Red Dead Redemption

in other words: we are Dogs Playing Poker

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

the symphonies are the big moneymaker life-historical achievement works but the string quartets are his little freaky bits that are way more interesting if you're an experimental music head because those shits get weird for the time

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

(4th movement: "here is a puzzle for you all to argue about forever")

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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
amin@polymaths.social ("Amin, minor deity of the legume realm") wrote:

I finally finished this blog post, which was very difficult for me to write, but I think it says things I needed to say.

It's about how AI has personally harmed me and has been hurting my motivation to write for years.

If you're a writer, I do have some hope and vision for the future I've written here, and I'd like to share it for you. It's not all doom and gloom.

https://benjaminhollon.com/musings/stop-asking-writers-about-ai/

I look forward to hearing from people what they think. Hopefully this piece helps some people. (Boosts are very welcome.)

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

start of 2nd movement: "oh nooo im deaaaaaad you got meeee, woe for the spirit of all mankiiiind" https://youtu.be/%5FRtmV8-2ZGU?t=872

end of 2nd movement: "suffering is the most powerful force in the universe" https://youtu.be/%5FRtmV8-2ZGU?t=1318

3rd movement: "SIKE all my heroes are dead and have sold out and i am going deaf but i am going to LIVE and you can go FUCK YOURSELF" https://youtu.be/%5FRtmV8-2ZGU?t=1858

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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
gotosocial@superseriousbusiness.org ("GoToSocial") wrote:

Thank you so much for all your help so far 😍 Wow!

With the donations we've reached overnight, according to OpenCollective we now have an estimated monthly budget of €727!

For our first goal we're aiming for an estimated monthly budget of €2,500, so that we can pay hosting costs and pay ourselves €1,000 each per month as a basic supplement.

So we're still looking for an extra €1773 per month! Can you help us with a monthly (or yearly) donation?

https://opencollective.com/gotosocial#category-CONTRIBUTE

Thank you so much again for helping to make #GoToSocial development easier + less stressful for us (Tobi + Kim).

:gtspat:

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Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary:"):
theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk ("David") wrote:

They're part dolphin?

BBC headline underneath a picture of a military person gingerly holding a drone. It reads, "LIVE: Starter to unveil 'hybrid navy' and some other guff about defence spening that I frankly couldn't be arsed reading.

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

the western canon for me really starts getting interesting when beethoven is like "you know what fuck you, god" and writes Eroica.

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

i am just a string quartet and concerto kinda gal and Bach is dope and so is the entire history of non-canon folk music in europe and especially beyond but for the western classical canon i can basically skip most of it through beethoven and then i really start fucking with it at tchaikovsky.

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

i was raised by classical musicians so i am allowed to talk like this and nobody is allowed to "you can't be talking like that white baby" me about derision for the classical canon.

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jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)") wrote:

RE: https://mastodon.social/@hugovk/116837377592376278

look there are very few "classical canon" (romantic in this case) Grand Symphonic Works that I would go to the mat for as being powerful timeless works that escape the general calcified conservatism of the canon, but the Beethoven Symphonies are definitely top of the list. if you were to pick any measuring stick to make sure to be able to fit on a disk, you could do a hell of a lot worse than Beethoven's 9th. i had heard this story before but hadn't seen the publication linked in this post. it and the surrounding thread with some of our most beloved reverse engineers and cursed hardware people is a treat.

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jwz wrote:

Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good and should be indicted.

ICE Tracks Down Woman to Force Her to Delete Instagram Post. Two ICE agents harassed a poll worker on Election Day, demanding she remove social media posts they claimed threatened federal...
https://jwz.org/b/yk85

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jwz wrote:

I'm sure I have mentioned this before but... if I ever find myself again trying to flash a microcontroller, I need someone to remind me of the terrible mistake that I am making, through the mechanism of punching me in the fucking face.

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ckr@social.lol ("Cody") wrote:

I walked through the Great American State Fair in DC and it is as pathetic as everyone is saying. It is extremely bare bones and what is there is just sad.

If you have a local county fair, go there instead.

A large grassy expanse of the National Mall with a few people milling around. There are plywood sheds with poorly applied classical elements in the distance at the edge of the grass.
A white, blocky scale model of the arch Trumps wants to build. It ugly.

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Boosted by ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕"):
2legged@mastodon.ie ("Claire McNab") wrote:

I don't fancy Andy #Burnham's policies or personnel. They look like #Blairism in a Hovis wrapper.

But I give him 19 out of 10 for dumping the collar & tie, at least when he's Manchester Andy.

He now has the status to end the absurd petty tyranny of the #CollarAndTie in British public life. If he stands his ground, others will follow.

In my grandfather's generation, all men were required to wear a tie. Now it's gone on the arts, tech, cops and many other jobs. Time to finish it off.

#ukpol

A graphic features a red background at the top and bottom surrounding a central photograph. The top section contains white text that reads, "Andy Burnham" and below it, "The liberator of men?". In the center, a person wearing glasses and a black blazer over a black shirt is smiling with an open mouth while holding both hands up near their shoulders. A small yellow pin is on their lapel, and two microphones are visible at the bottom edge of the photograph.  The bottom section contains white text that reads, "From the collar and tie".

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Boosted by jonny@neuromatch.social ("jonny (nonvenomous)"):
DrEvanGowan@fediscience.org ("Dr. Evan J. Gowan") wrote:

I really appreciate all the recommendations I got on Mastodon about my flowlines problem. I did try them out! However, it quickly became apparent that I needed to write my own solution. One day of Fortran coding later, here it is.

A diagram showing the flowlines of the surface topography of the Greenland Ice Sheet, Iceland Ice Sheet, and the northeastern part of the Laurentide Ice Sheet.

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rckenned@hachyderm.io ("Ryan Kennedy") wrote:

Dear #Python folks, what’s the most Python-ic way to insert into a dict such that overwrites cause an error?

There are ways to silently overwrite (d[key] = value, update(…), etc) and ways to silently drop overwrites (setdefault). But the only way to detect and hard reject an overwrite seems to be to pre-check if the key is present.

Maybe it’s my 25+ years of Java instincts, but the part of my brain that’s been traumatized by race conditions wants something more resilient. Do I just embrace the GIL here and let go of my instincts? My Java instincts want something like java.util.ConcurrentMap’s putIfAbsent(key, value) method.

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soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

Guess what my latest blog post is about from this image

poorly drawn star with the words "an attempt" written over it.

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neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

gemini://omg.lol/

A photograph of the NASA Gemini capsule in orbit, with Prami nearby.

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xgranade@wandering.shop ("Cassandra is doing a bit better?") wrote:

Framed this way, I think it becomes more clear why sometimes a centralized system is actually good, or at least a federated system that has properties generally associated with centralized system. For a close-knit community or a community with a strong association with a given institution, for example, locking down dissent from moderation policies might make a lot of sense! You shouldn't be able to participate in project discussions if you don't agree with project moderation policies!

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
avilewis@mstdn.ca ("Avi Lewis") wrote:

They’re going to call you a socialist regardless.

So be a socialist.

#cdnpoli #socialism

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slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

RE: https://status.fberriman.com/@phae/116836683391176534

Mark your calendar now, SF friends!

https://fberriman.com/art/on-what-we-dwell/

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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
joyousjoyness ("Joy") wrote:

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

Cue warp sound...

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #funny #frog #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

Photo of a blurred frog jumping from someone's hand. The top text reads, "When you take a photograph of a frog at the moment it activates its hyperspace drive..." At the the bottom, it reads, "the frog went to another dimension."