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cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

"Now Christine is it really right to call it 'trans genocide'? Don't you think that's a bit much? It's not like they're using language that implies that trans people are mentally ill or they should be eliminated"

> Supreme Court Bolsters President Trump’s Push to Eliminate Transgender Insanity

https://www.whitehouse.gov/releases/2026/06/supreme-court-bolsters-president-trumps-push-to-eliminate-transgender-insanity/

"Oh never mind, carry on"

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inthehands@hachyderm.io ("Paul Cantrell") wrote:

@cwebber

If they were different, they wouldn’t all be called “cooking” QED

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jrconlin@mindof.jrconlin.com ("j-r conlin") wrote:

@SarraceniaWilds @cwebber

pesco de gallo

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SarraceniaWilds@sunny.garden ("veebs") wrote:

@cwebber pico de gallo is the same as fish and chips

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neckspike@indiepocalypse.social ("A cool crab wearing shades") wrote:

@cwebber

1. ingredients
2. a process occurs
3. food

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futurebird@sauropods.win ("myrmepropagandist") wrote:

All this time... they hate it. They hated how creative it was, they hated the serendipity, the intense meritocracy of memes and social vitality. All of the magical chaos that had me so delighted and charmed ...

I don't know why I didn't see this sooner.

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futurebird@sauropods.win ("myrmepropagandist") wrote:

"People sometimes end up on obscure sites run by just... anyone. A page made by a local club is as easy to find as a corporate site."

I didn't realize that the guy I was talking with about the internet in 1999 thought of this as a *problem* to be solved... not what made the internet awesome.

All along there have been people who see everything you love about the internet as an unfortunate design oversight, something to be fixed. And they've been working for decades to make it happen.

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

oh hey neat there's a new Treq https://github.com/twisted/treq/releases/tag/treq-26.7.0

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

> When they arrive on Mars, Santa and the children build a factory to make toys for the Martian children. However, Voldar and his assistants, Stobo and Shim, sabotage the factory and change its programming so that it makes the toys incorrectly. Meanwhile, Dropo, Kimar's assistant, who has taken a great liking to Santa Claus and Christmas, puts on one of Santa's spare suits and starts acting like him. After arriving at the toy factory, Voldar mistakes Dropo for the real Santa and kidnaps him.

Is it not true that to embody Santa's spirit is to be Santa, after all

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

> Struggling to distinguish between various Santa impersonators, the Martians decide to kidnap two Earth children to find the real one. Once this is accomplished, one Martian, Voldar, who strongly disagrees with the idea, repeatedly tries to kill Santa, believing that he is corrupting the children of Mars and turning them away from the planet's original glory.

Voldar's onto something though

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heathen_cat@furs.social ("Heathen 🐈") wrote:

@cwebber
This is why I'm cool with Unitarians, they're just "yay, pizza!"

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

You know if you don't watch the movie and just read the synopsis of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, it is deeply philosophical. It's good

> Chochem, an 800-year-old Martian sage, advises them that the children of Mars are growing distracted due to the society's overly rigid structure. From infancy, all their education is fed into their brains through machines and they are not allowed individuality or freedom of thought.
>
> Chochem notes that he had seen this coming "for centuries" and says that the only way to help the children is to allow them their freedom and be allowed to have fun. To do this, Mars needs a Santa Claus figure, like on Earth. Leaving Chochem's cave, the Martian leaders decide to abduct Santa Claus from Earth and bring him to Mars.

People, this is just Plato

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa%5FClaus%5FConquers%5Fthe%5FMartians#Plot

neatnik@social.lol ("Neatnik") wrote:

*accidental bump* “Hey, you got Gemini protocol in my PHP!” “No, you got PHP in my Gemini protocol!”

gemini://omg.lol/hello.php

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jalefkowit@hachyderm.io ("Jason Lefkowitz") wrote:

@ids1024 @cwebber The serious ones do declare an antipope 😆

My favorite was always “Pope Michael I” (aka David Bawden), who was elected pope in 1990 in a conclave of six people in a Kansas thrift store

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David%5FBawden

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

"boiling" is healthier than "deep frying"

buddy haven't you heard of "boiled in oil", FFS

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evan@cosocial.ca ("Evan Prodromou") wrote:

@cwebber

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

someone is reading this and knows it's a shitpost but is getting real worked up about it, just real worked up

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

did you know that all forms of cooking are actually the same

cwebber@social.coop ("Christine Lemmer-Webber") wrote:

something is wrong with our children
they eat not, they sleep not
their only interest is meaningless earth television on the video
something is happening... to the children of mars..........

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gloriouscow@oldbytes.space wrote:

we definitely need a random floppy generator

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bascule@mas.to ("Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri🌹🦀") wrote:

Gas plants for US data centers to be major source of climate change-linked emissions, report says.

Dozens of planned gas plants to ​directly power data centers in the United States could emit as much greenhouse gas annually as ‌Australia or France, according to a report by an environmental group published on Wednesday.

The Environmental Integrity Project reviewed 74 gas-fired U.S. power plant projects proposed or planned to provide electricity directly to data centers, which would sidestep the process to connect to the ​U.S. electric grid. It estimated that they would generate 143 gigawatts of electricity and result in 662 ​million tons per year of greenhouse gas emissions.

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/gas-plants-us-data-centers-be-major-source-climate-change-linked-emissions-2026-07-01/

#ClimateCrisis #uspol

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acesfunhouse@kinkycats.org ("Ace's funhouse(new)🏳️‍🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

You deserve lots of orgasms, laughter and snacks.

#orgasms #laughter #snacks

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aud@fire.asta.lgbt (":: Asta ::") wrote:

@cwebber@social.coop Noah’s flood was a metaphor about how too much sauce kills you, obviously!! You’ve gotta have the stuff on the top! It’s the only way to live!

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drwho@masto.hackers.town ("The Doctor") wrote:

@cwebber Whether pierogi are boiled and then baked, or boiled and then buttered.

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nixanadoo ("1 Ton of Bonkers in 100 pounds of Nix") wrote:

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mcc wrote:

catholic dogman

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tlariv@hachyderm.io wrote:

@cwebber
Pope Leo says Aurelio's, and I can live with that.

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dragon@lesbian.solutions ("the swagon") wrote:

To the Joker, it's Buffalo Normal Wings

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drwho@masto.hackers.town ("The Doctor") wrote:

@noisytoot @cwebber That's Discordianism.

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ids1024@mathstodon.xyz ("Ian Douglas Scott") wrote:

@cwebber I'm so tired of these boring schismatics who can't be bothered to declare an antipope, and just vaguely pretend to still recognize the pope in Rome.

Who wants to declare themself the true pope and rule that communion wafers be replaced with Hawaiian pizza?