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db@social.lol ("David Bushell 🪿") wrote:

I don't always test in production but when I do I wake up at 5am in a cold sweat knowing I forgot something

(the site wasn't live, not live-live anyway...)

Boosted by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
mogul@hachyderm.io ("Bret Mogilefsky") wrote:

RE: https://mastodon.online/@electrek/116920976319603221

> The person who called fossil fuels “the dumbest experiment in history” chose the dirtiest, fastest option the moment it was his AI ambitions on the line — and he’s parking the emissions in low-income, majority-Black neighborhoods while the DOJ runs interference on the lawsuits.
>
> And it’s all in service of Grok, a product now defined less by frontier intelligence than by AI-generated porn. Strip away the mission statements and you’re left with a simple trade: environmental principles for compute, sold as national security.

slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell") wrote:

RE: https://status.fberriman.com/@phae/116920436297615100

In SF? The whole series is showing THIS THURSDAY, from 6:30-9:30pm at Little Raven Gallery. RSVP now:

https://fberriman.com/art/on-what-we-dwell/

fribbledom ("muesli") wrote:

I agree, zoo enclosures can be cruel, but have you seen the rental market lately?

Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
indivisibleteam ("Indivisible ❌👑") wrote:

Susan Collins could have insisted on guardrails or measures to rein in abuses.

She didn’t and now her state is being terrorized by ICE.

chipotle@mstdn.social ("Watts Martin") wrote:

The desktop widgets on macOS Golden Gate still have Tahoe-esque super-rounded corners. I wonder if Apple forgot desktop widgets were a thing…

jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

I'm delighted to say we've raised nearly $24k for @wckitchen so far, but there's still time for you to add to that tally (including by moving the donation sliders so World Central Kitchen gets more of your payment). Come be a part of this, and also, you know, get some fun books.

RE: https://www.threads.com/@humblebundle/post/DayTO9Fmc8x

bcrypt@infosec.exchange ("yan") wrote:

i am hiring a browser security engineer! if you are not a bot, feel free to apply https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/brave/jobs/8048968

Boosted by kornel ("Kornel"):
vitaut ("vitaut 🤍❤️🤍 🇺🇦") wrote:

A compromise decision is to alternate between years with and without DST

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

Oooh. https://github.com/simonfalke-01/parallels-touchid-pam/

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

this just randomly showed up in my VM and it worked instantly. virtualization technology is surreal sometimes https://kb.parallels.com/en/129870

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary: -> EMF 2026"):
spiegelmama@infosec.exchange wrote:

This is useful for explaining why supporting JK Rowling and her works is shitty, and why some of us stay in the U.S. Why go through the trouble of moving when so many other countries are getting as bad or worse? Might as well stay and fight, since I'll have to fight anywhere I flee.

https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/terf-activist-jk-rowling-threatens

#TerfIsland #TransRightsAreHumanRights #FuckHarryPotter

soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

Since the poll is closed:

The consensus is "No". Which is also what I believe. Happy to be proven wrong, of course.

Boosted by soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker"):
soatok@furry.engineer ("Soatok Dreamseeker") wrote:

OK, help me settle a debate.

Is ASN.1 Turing complete?

(Accidentally Turing Complete counts. Proofs of concept are welcome.)

chipotle@mstdn.social ("Watts Martin") wrote:

So far the only downside: new “smart” Siri doesn’t appear to be able to start HomeKit scenes just by name; “Siri, good morning” won’t run the Good Morning scene, it’ll just get the helpful response “Good morning!”

chipotle@mstdn.social ("Watts Martin") wrote:

I have upgraded my phone to the iOS 27 Public Beta and am now upgrading my Mac to Golden Gate Public Beta. Hopefully nothing catches on fire.

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

paying passengers, who i can guarantee you would not like you to make their flight any more unsafe

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
T_TR0N@corteximplant.com ("T_TR0N 📡💊💣") wrote:

Yesterday was international ADHD day, so today is the earliest possible day ADHDers will realize they missed it.

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
tiopalada@socel.net ("Gabriel Lima") wrote:

Heyia, #portfolioday ! I am Gabriel "tiopalada" Lima, a generalist artist that excels mostly at pixel art. Take a look at my itch.io page if you are looking for game assets! I am currently holding a Summer Sale.

https://itch.io/s/189662/summer-sale-2026

#pixelart #gamedev #indiedev #gameart #itchio #gameassets

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

to ensure we remain at the forefront of shitposting, treehouse requests now charge per input token received and output token generated. our tokenisation algorithm treats each bit as a token.

we thank you for your continued support.

Boosted by brib@bribstodon.xyz ("brib :neofox_floof:​ :Nonbinary: -> EMF 2026"):
Owlor@meow.social ("Owlor 🦋") wrote:

To protect your sanity when making art as a hobby, it's often a good idea to consider what aspect of art you're actually excited about and focus on that rather than feeling compelled to each some arbitrary standard of completeness.

Like, when it comes to fantasy writing it's not uncommon to find people who REALLY enjoy making fantasy languages, or nerding out about some other niche aspect of worldbuilding and who are seemingly writing a fantasy novel/RPG campaign just to have an excuse to worldbuild and they'd probably be happier if they just like... made their language without feeling the need to connect it to anything else.

Now, if you wanna make art to get money or attention, you often have to deal with the fact that people only seem to care about some things in certain context, like how if you wanna make interactive fiction you often have to create an entirely superfluous environment for the main character to run around in so you can sell it as a video game cus no one pays 40 dollars for a piece of hypertext fiction even if there's easily more writing than 40 dollars worth of novels in there.

Boosted by jwz:
jef ("Jef Poskanzer") wrote:

Bitch better have my money https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/14/e-jean-carroll-trump-payment

jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

The corollary to this is that the people who are most convinced "AI" will replace writers haven't read a book in years or even decades

RE: https://www.threads.com/@ami.l.berger/post/DayYbjWFuO%5F

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

lol i've just remembered the phoenix agents.md that tells it how world class it is and how it always produces a unique design 😂

jscalzi@threads.net ("John Scalzi") wrote:

First In-N-Out and now this

RE: https://www.threads.com/@hollywoodreporter/post/DayZuytFGiG

dysfun@treehouse.systems ("gaytabase") wrote:

histericalesis

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

I think it's _possible_ to get the correct answer, just a small matter of rewriting the entire thing from scratch to work very differently

ChrisWere@toot.wales ("Chris Were ⁂🐧🌱☕") wrote:

Me, Max, and Jenny are chatting some #GameOfThrones on livestream

https://youtu.be/RGA5%5FchGtkM

glyph ("Glyph") wrote:

maybe it will be a Coworking Stream, as I have put a fair amount of effort into updating my _worst_ computer program, https://github.com/glyph/OmniFocusStreamCounter, to minimize round trips through Apple Events, since it takes like five hundred goddamn milliseconds to process every RPC. on the plus side it computes the complete percentage must faster now. the downside is that it gets the wrong answer

Boosted by glyph ("Glyph"):
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