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catandgirl@socel.net ("Cat and Girl") wrote:

For whomst the bell tolls.

Cat, entering a room tentatively: Well / Girl is reading. Cat unwraps a giant bandaid. Cat: I put that bell on history / Cat: so it can't sneak up on us again / Sound of bells: DONG ding DONG ding DONG / Girl: Fate's footsteps Cat (drawing the curtains): Ask nut for whom the bell tolls - / Cat (yelling at a nut): WELL? Who's it FOR? / They wait and hear nothing. / Cat: It's not working. Girl: PEANUTS are LEGUMES!