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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
fesshole ("Fesshole đŸ§»") wrote:
Now wife asked if I was vegan on our first date. "Oh yes" I said. Took her bed that night, fifteen years married. Last week she caught me in a cafe scoffing a bacon roll. "Oh thank fuck." She'd been on the hamburgers all along. Having our first Sunday Roast this weekend.