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Reblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
jasongorman@mastodon.cloud ("Jason Gorman") wrote:
A short play about "user metrics"
____________________________Bill, walking into Dog & Duck: "Where's John?"
"He drinks at O'Malley's now."
[Bill goes to O'Malley's]
Jane, walking into Dog & Duck: "Where's Bill and John?"
"They're at O'Malley's."
[Jane goes to O'Malleys]
O'Malley's: "I think they come here for our superior wine selection"