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mcfadden ("Brian McFadden") wrote:

Insurance premiums through the roof? Don't worry, the shutdown didn't fix it, but it's all part of Chuck Schumer's master plan. https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

(panel 1 - Title above Chuck Schumer in a windbreaker and holding a bullhorn.) Chuck Schumer: Shutdown Negotiator (panel 2 - Schumer speaking into a bullhorn.) Schumer, "Let the hostages go ... so we can help you take their healthcare away!" (panel 3 - Schumer still.) Schumer, "Okay! You can starve them, now they'll know you're the bad guys." (panel 4 - Schumer still.) Schumer, "We need more time ... to find enough Democrats not up for reelection to agree to your demands." (panel 5 - Schumer checking his watch.) Schumer, "We gotta wrap this up. I have holiday plans." (panel 6 - Schumer walking away.) Schumer, "Bye, hostages! Remember to vote next year if you're still alive."