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cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen") wrote:
Me: [last night] I'm always a little on edge when the rainy season returns. I worry about leaks and things.
Wife: You shouldn't worry so much. Everything is fine.
[ten minutes later]
Wife: You know just as I was saying you worry too much, there's a little leak coming from the top of our bedroom closet's door frame.
Me: [in my head only] There's no such thing as a little leak!
Me: [rushes to the attic to see what's going on]