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Reblogged by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):

selzero@syzito.xyz ("Deniz Opal") wrote:

If you are following me, here are 5 things you should know.

1- I'm building an army for world domination, to smash the patriarchy, free the proletariat from their chains, the usual, yada yada.

2- The Robot AI Monkeys are almost complete.

3- There will also be Cyborg Werewolves, and Algebraic Velociraptors.

4- As well as a necromanced kung-fu Audrey Hepburn (long story)

5- I like vodka.