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cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen") wrote:
Vendor: Our new software eliminates all those competing, incompatible tools from vendors that locked you into their tooling.
Me: How does it work?
Vendor: Without getting into too many details, it's amazing. Here, look at these fancy animations and try our quick start. Just install it.
Me: How does it work?
Vendor: Without getting into too many details...
Me: [interrupting] What is your business model?
Vendor: We're mission driven to make developers happy.
Me: [walks away] 😠