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RickiTarr@beige.party ("Ricki Crush Bandicute Tarr") wrote:

My brother's boyfriend has a birthday coming up, and he's always bragged that he's never touched a vagina, because his mother had a C Section. So, these are the things we have done:

This is a very dainty looking vagina cake. It has this beautiful cream colored frosting with elaborate swirls. In the middle is a vagina made of frosting and at the top is a little stage for the trophy in the next picture, at the bottom "Until Today" is written in pink frosting
A bronze trophy of what looks like the incredible Hulk tearing off his clothes in a rage the writing on the base reads: #1 Platinum Homosexual Zero Vaginas Served 1994-Present