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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
freequaybuoy ("James 🦉 #FBPE 🇪🇺") wrote:
@catsalad Because Jupiter is a gas giant, its indigenous wolf population maintain buoyancy and control their altitude by means of a gaseous sack evolved from their bellies, which can be inflated through excessive inhalation and deflated by doggy farts, simultaneously providing rapid propulsion, though they can also spin their tails like a propellor for more leisurely circumambulation, making for a truly outrageous werewolf problem indeed.
Source: NASA