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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
futurebird@sauropods.win ("myrmepropagandist") wrote:

"I'm not a 'Stanley Girl' I'm more of a 'Columbia Girl'"

(soto voice: Columbia sports-ware uses Endeavour marketing/investing the same exact west coast firm as Stanley. You do *not* need to choose an insulated drink-ware product to define who you are, although this statement seems to imply this is the case. You do, however, need to choose a favorite species of ant. Are you a 'Camponotus Girl' or more of an 'Atta'?)

I should really go harder with my pro-ant viral marketing. Go all in. Why not?