collinsworth@hachyderm.io ("Josh Collinsworth") wrote:
Ah, this is the song the musician wouldn't stop playing even after the bride was all the way down the aisle.
Oh, this is the song with the lyrics the couple didn't realize are kind of dirty.
Ooh yeah, I remember this one blasting out across the lake during the vows.
Ah it's the one I played at that ceremony for the guy who gaslighted everyone into believing he wasn't cheating when he was.