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Reblogged by slightlyoff@toot.cafe ("Alex Russell"):
davidgerard@circumstances.run ("David Gerard") wrote:
Crypto Company Announcement Translation Guide
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- Crypto Company Announcement Translation Guide “Today is my last day at [ ]. | am excited to spend more time with family and working on new projects” - “l am quitting [ ] because of massive fraud and looming legal actions” “We are excited to announce our expansion to [Island Nation].” - "We are under investigation by the CFTC" “We are excited to announce our expansion to the UK” - “We are under investigation by the SEC” “Decentralizing [ ]" - “Founders and investors are ready to dump their tokens on you” “The path to decentralization and handover to the community for [ ] is now complete” - “Devs have finished dumping their tokens and are now ready to stop working” “We have no exposure to []” - “We have massive undisclosed exposure to [ ]" “Operations continue as normal” - "Bankruptcy filing is imminent” (remote)
![Crypto Company Announcement Translation Guide “Today is my last day at [ ]. | am excited to spend more time with family and working on new projects” - “l am quitting [ ] because of massive fraud and looming legal actions” “We are excited to announce our expansion to [Island Nation].” - "We are under investigation by the CFTC" “We are excited to announce our expansion to the UK” - “We are under investigation by the SEC” “Decentralizing [ ]" - “Founders and investors are ready to dump their tokens on you” “The path to decentralization and handover to the community for [ ] is now complete” - “Devs have finished dumping their tokens and are now ready to stop working” “We have no exposure to []” - “We have massive undisclosed exposure to [ ]" “Operations continue as normal” - "Bankruptcy filing is imminent”](https://files.mastodon.social/cache/media_attachments/files/110/674/379/731/927/826/original/271f09fc9d299636.png){kind=link}
