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mcfadden ("Brian McFadden") wrote:

I drew this three weeks ago, but this guy sucking shit is an evergreen topic. https://brianmcfadden.org/2025/04/05/elon-musks-suck-cess-seminar/

(panel 1 - Elon Musk scribbling on a whiteboard.) Elon Musk's Suck-cess Seminar whiteboard, "Apartheid Be Cool" (panel 2 - Elon Musk drawing plastic surgery lines on his face.) Musk, "Get so much facial surgery even people who voted for Trump find you off-putting." (panel 3 - Musk with a papier mache volcano project with his name written over a child's.) Musk, "'Invent' something that explodes." (panel 4 - Musk hugging a Sesame Street version of the letter "X.") Musk, "Pick a letter of the alphabet to love more than your own children." (panel 5 - Musk with a chintzy robot wearing a t-shirt.) Musk, "Take so many drugs, D.A.R.E. buys your robots to scare children straight." (panel 6 - Musk with a soaring stock market chart.) Musk, "Suck so bad you take the whole stock market down with you."