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Reblogged by cstanhope@social.coop ("Your friendly 'net denizen"):
rgegriff@hackers.town ("Chrisshy Keygen") wrote:
So theres this weird rich dude in our town, right? Total nepo baby; has all this money from his dad's corporation or whatever.
Anyway, dude is tweeked; started dressing up like some kinda shadow or whatever and kicking the shit out of like shoplifters or whatever. Drives around in a rocket car, has ALL SORTS of definitely illegal weapons that he embezzled from his dad's company.
The thing is, he personally donates like 90% of the police budget every year; so the cops OBVIOUSLY can't arrest him.
So the commissioner came up with this idea to get actors to start dressing up as all these eccentric criminals and staging elaborate fake crimes to keep him busy. Really clever, I mean, this guy's not gonna waste his time beating up some high schooler for selling weed when there is a literal clown threatening to blow up the modern art museum or whatever.
I think the local news channels are in on it, too. They're all like "oh my God! Who's this mysterious masked justice crusader stoping all these super villains?" Lmao; like my guy, your mask covers like 1/3 of your face. You show up on earnings calls with a busted lip and a black eye. We all know who you are.
Delusional weirdo...
It's the weirdest system, but it seems to work for now.