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tomgauld.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ("Tom Gauld ") wrote:

An exclusive extract for easter! (From this week’s @theguardian.com books)

: An exclusive easter extract from Dan Brown's new blockbuster novel Panel one: the caption reads "Renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon makes a shocking discovery!" below it we see him holding a stripy egg and saying "Colourful ovoids secreted in the undergrowth!". Panel two: the cation reads "Casting the beady eye of his brilliant brain over the mysterious designs, he draws the only plausible conclusion..." below we see him with six coloured eggs with classic designs (bunny, spots, cross, stripes) saying "A conspiracy reaching to the highhest levels!" Panel three: the caption reads "Langdon's mind leaps instantly into immediate action." Now he is holding a basket full of eggs and racing out of the garden saying: "I must consult the secret underground library hidden beneath the vatican!" Panel four: A mother and child watch himfrom within the house. The child asks "Mummy, why did that man steal our easter eggs?". She replies "Don't worry darling, he's gone now."