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Boosted by jsonstein@masto.deoan.org ("Jeff Sonstein"):
PabloMartini@climatejustice.social ("Pablo Martini (Geezer)") wrote:
President Trump courageously plans nuclear war to prevent release of Trump-Epstein files
The most rational and well-balanced US president ever, Donaald Trump, is making exciting plans to start nuclear war with Russia to prevent the release of the Epstein files.
In a social media post that was so serious it contained relatively few grammatical errors, Trump announced that he has positioned two nuclear submarines close to Russia because he was upset that Medvedev had trolled him on Twitter. Let's be honest, even the best of us can get emotional enough to end the world after a bad Twitter pile-on.
Trump insisted in an interview that the US is well-prepared for nuclear war, by which he means "all the billionaires have bunkers" and "fuck the rest of you". When the radioactive dust settles, Trump will be a shoo-in for the Nobel Peace Prize.
https://open.substack.com/pub/normalislandnews/p/president-trump-courageously-plans